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My neighbour got lovely drunk last night, slammed his car into his shed and then gave me some onions from his garden, in a move I suspect was to keep me from snitching on his drunk driving. Hush onions.
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Fetus Tree posted:is this true 100% true. My dad and I heard a HUGE loving noise and went out to see what it was, in case anyone was hurt. He was so loving drunk he couldn't walk a straight line. Somehow he recalled we were Polish, so i guess he dredged up a Polish word from somewhere in his drunk brain and a little while after he comes over yelling CE-BOOYAH! I have CE-BOOYAH FOR YOU, it was hilarious. I put the onions in a stir fry and they were amazing.
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Jul 31, 2014 16:28
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Jesus gently caress Three Olives you're seriously a self parody
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Jul 31, 2014 16:43
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I didn't believe a word of that post until I learned it was set in Florida.
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