Post shitty neighbor stories ITT

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Here are my top 5 lovely neighbours (worst first):

Firebombed our house while high because he thought the dealer that had ripped him off lived here (he didn't)
Chased a teenage girl through the street with a katana, broke into a neighbours house, stole their brand new Range Rover, then crashed it into our fence.
Tried to kill his wife, then killed himself at christmas. Shared christmas lunch with a couple of detectives unlucky enough to be on duty that day.
Woman with a grown up, autistic son who kept loudly masturbating over the fence.
Kept asking if he could gently caress my girlfriend in return for a decently sized brick of cannabis resin/bag of coke etc.

People keep wondering why we move so much. It's not even like we've lived in bad areas (other than the firebombing one).

# ¿ Jul 31, 2014 17:26

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