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I Dunno



sometimes people have feelings that society doesn't want to know about but you long to express anyway. like if you want to stand outside and scream for an hour but you can't because it'll frighten ppl into calling the police to take you to a mental institution. so, let's use this thread as an outlet for our unexpressed feels

i'll start

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whew i feel a bit better. now you try

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FluffieDuckie


sometimes i get angry

whew thanks that felt good

GoodbyeTurtles

Fetch me my tools.

one day i will skin all of you

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


In college we had a feud with another dorm and one night I climbed up the building and pooped in their air conditioner

Dubsy


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

In college we had a feud with another dorm and one night I climbed up the building and pooped in their air conditioner

my college roommate was a compulsive fuckhead and liar who was generally unpleasant to live with so i rubbed his toothbrush on my gooch

bacalou



Dubsy posted:

my college roommate was a compulsive fuckhead and liar who was generally unpleasant to live with so i rubbed his toothbrush on my gooch

that makes two compulsive fuckheads, then

Pizzatime


get really, really physically exhausted and the feeling will be gone

Dubsy


bacalou posted:

that makes two compulsive fuckheads, then

i dunno what makes that compulsive so ooooooook but the difference is i will admit im a fuckhead, he would just lie.

Pizzatime


like I was gonna gently caress poo poo up but then I skated down hills for a couple hours and now I'm all better

Kimmalah

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.



GoodbyeTurtles posted:

one day i will skin all of you

can i help? you can skin me last if you want

GoodbyeTurtles

Fetch me my tools.

Kimmalah posted:

can i help? you can skin me last if you want

sure thing, we'll make a day of it

alnilam

Me Tie Naugh-Ty Walker


Sometimes I'll be talking to a really nice friendly old lady who seems really frail, & I wonder how she would react if I interrupted our nice conversation and suddenly said a bunch of really mean swears at her

Pizzatime


holy crap you can scroll all the way down, and then all the way to the right, and your whole browser will just be space because the first message is so table breaking

pig slut lisa

so hungey for burriot



anime fuck pillow


Murdering hundreds of niggers with chainsaws is my guilty pleasure.

dogcrash truther


Dubsy posted:

my college roommate was a compulsive fuckhead and liar who was generally unpleasant to live with so i rubbed his toothbrush on my gooch

your a piece of poo poo, dud e

Dubsy


dogcrash truther posted:

your a piece of poo poo, dud e

i literally regret no part of it.

Angry Fish


ur not my real mom so no.

dogcrash truther


a thing which will always be true about BYOB is that if you just make the chillest posters feel safe enough to be themselves they will reveal themselves to be sociopaths or sex criminals or just all around bad people e.g. shivadas, gene peters

anime fuck pillow


I didn't like my roommate because he partied too hardy and had sex while I slaved away in my room making good posts for the Yob, so I did something passive aggressive and hosed up instead of confronting him or myself. Do I regret this? gently caress no, he had it coming.

FluffieDuckie


dogcrash truther posted:

a thing which will always be true about BYOB is that if you just make the chillest posters feel safe enough to be themselves they will reveal themselves to be sociopaths or sex criminals or just all around bad people e.g. shivadas, gene peters

Matoi Ryuko



I can't stand people who only befriend others so that they can be there to laugh when that person is at their lowest, instead of help.

Dubsy


anime gently caress pillow posted:

I didn't like my roommate because he partied too hardy and had sex while I slaved away in my room making good posts for the Yob, so I did something passive aggressive and hosed up instead of confronting him or myself. Do I regret this? gently caress no, he had it coming.

he abused mine and ym two roommates hospitality for the better part of 16 months and stole money from us repeatedly when we were in a situation where we couldnt tell him to leave. he also lived like a pig and never cleaned up after himself and took to doing three million subtweets about us on twitter as well as every manner of passive aggressive bullshit so once again, i literally do not even feel remotely bad about it and would do it again.

and id do it twice more because its got all you nerd fags in an uproar

I Dunno



dogcrash truther posted:

a thing which will always be true about BYOB is that if you just make the chillest posters feel safe enough to be themselves they will reveal themselves to be sociopaths or sex criminals or just all around bad people e.g. shivadas, gene peters

could it be that my thread that I thought would be good is in fact...evil???

anime fuck pillow


Roomate: Oh hey listen, I know I said I would watch that anime you've been talking about this Thursday, but actually my parents and fiancÚ are flying in to wish me a happy birthday. Maybe next week?

Dubsy (to himself): You will rue the day...

dogcrash truther


anime gently caress pillow posted:

Roomate: Oh hey listen, I know I said I would watch that anime you've been talking about this Thursday, but actually my parents and fianc├ę are flying in to wish me a happy birthday. Maybe next week?

Dubsy (to himself): You will rue the day...

Dubsy


Dubsy posted:

and id do it twice more because its got all you nerd fags in an uproar

FluffieDuckie


I Dunno posted:

could it be that my thread that I thought would be good is in fact...evil???

no dogcrash is enjoying it so it must be good

anime fuck pillow


Dubsy posted:

he abused mine and ym two roommates hospitality for the better part of 16 months and stole money from us repeatedly when we were in a situation where we couldnt tell him to leave. he also lived like a pig and never cleaned up after himself and took to doing three million subtweets about us on twitter as well as every manner of passive aggressive bullshit so once again, i literally do not even feel remotely bad about it and would do it again.

and id do it twice more because its got all you nerd fags in an uproar

loving with his precarious dental hygiene by exposing him to your cheesy goon groin is the solution, instead of ceasing to be a pussy and taking care of your problem like a grown rear end man.

dogcrash truther


Dubsy posted:

he abused mine and ym two roommates hospitality for the better part of 16 months and stole money from us repeatedly when we were in a situation where we couldnt tell him to leave. he also lived like a pig and never cleaned up after himself and took to doing three million subtweets about us on twitter as well as every manner of passive aggressive bullshit so once again, i literally do not even feel remotely bad about it and would do it again.

and id do it twice more because its got all you nerd fags in an uproar

dubsy justice

GoodbyeTurtles

Fetch me my tools.

Dubsy posted:

he abused mine and ym two roommates hospitality for the better part of 16 months and stole money from us repeatedly when we were in a situation where we couldnt tell him to leave. he also lived like a pig and never cleaned up after himself and took to doing three million subtweets about us on twitter as well as every manner of passive aggressive bullshit so once again, i literally do not even feel remotely bad about it and would do it again.

and id do it twice more because its got all you nerd fags in an uproar

you should have poo poo right on his bed while he was in the room, never breaking eye contact whilst humming the national anthem.

GoodbyeTurtles

Fetch me my tools.

GoodbyeTurtles posted:

you should have poo poo right on his bed while he was in the room, never breaking eye contact whilst humming the national anthem.

also whilst fully nude

dogcrash truther


Matoi Ryuko posted:

I can't stand people who only befriend others so that they can be there to laugh when that person is at their lowest, instead of help.

when I get banned or demodded or whatever you should be the next BYOB8.2 IK

anime fuck pillow


I brushed my scrotum with my roommate's toothbrush, and hell, I'd do it again too if only to see teh yob call me a detestable human being. It's a point of pride to out passive aggressive someone I'm too cowardly and weak to deal with by spitting in food, making GBS threads in shoes etc. Lol loving goons, you just don't get it.

what the...


lol

Matoi Ryuko



dogcrash truther posted:

when I get banned or demodded or whatever you should be the next BYOB8.2 IK

If you can stand up to pricks like Kewpuh, then that makes you someone I'd trust to have an admin position. I can see you going on to doing great things for more than just BYOB.

FluffieDuckie


dogcrash truther posted:

when I get banned or demodded or whatever you should be the next BYOB8.2 IK

you forgot "run out by an angry mob"

alnilam

Me Tie Naugh-Ty Walker


dct for actual us president

dogcrash truther


FluffieDuckie posted:

you forgot "run out by an angry mob"

haha oh yeah, maybe that

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Dubsy


anime gently caress pillow posted:

I brushed my scrotum with my roommate's toothbrush, and hell, I'd do it again too if only to see teh yob call me a detestable human being. It's a point of pride to out passive aggressive someone I'm too cowardly and weak to deal with by spitting in food, making GBS threads in shoes etc. Lol loving goons, you just don't get it.

You're a loving enjoyable human being, hows that for passive aggressive
But you're an SA loving enjoyable human being too so your opinion literally means nothing

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