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my college roommate was a compulsive fuckhead and liar who was generally unpleasant to live with so i rubbed his toothbrush on my gooch 
your a piece of poo poo, dud e
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a thing which will always be true about BYOB is that if you just make the chillest posters feel safe enough to be themselves they will reveal themselves to be sociopaths or sex criminals or just all around bad people e.g. shivadas, gene peters
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Jul 31, 2014 18:59
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Roomate: Oh hey listen, I know I said I would watch that anime you've been talking about this Thursday, but actually my parents and fiancé are flying in to wish me a happy birthday. Maybe next week?
Dubsy (to himself): You will rue the day...
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Jul 31, 2014 19:07
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he abused mine and ym two roommates hospitality for the better part of 16 months and stole money from us repeatedly when we were in a situation where we couldnt tell him to leave. he also lived like a pig and never cleaned up after himself and took to doing three million subtweets about us on twitter as well as every manner of passive aggressive bullshit so once again, i literally do not even feel remotely bad about it and would do it again.
and id do it twice more because its got all you nerd fags in an uproar 
dubsy justice
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Jul 31, 2014 19:07
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I can't stand people who only befriend others so that they can be there to laugh when that person is at their lowest, instead of help.
when I get banned or demodded or whatever you should be the next BYOB8.2 IK
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Jul 31, 2014 19:10
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you forgot "run out by an angry mob"
haha oh yeah, maybe that
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Jul 31, 2014 19:18
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Dubsy heard screams coming from the alleyway and went to investigate. To his horror he realized that there was a woman being raped, right there in the alley.
For a moment there the only sounds were the sobs of the victim and Dubsy's good friend Breadingbutter's diminishing footsteps. What could he do? How could he help?
And then he saw it: amidst the scattered contents of the poor woman's purse was what could only be the rapist's toothbrush. Finally his special talents would be put to good use.
"Justice," he whispered as he unzipped his pants, "is served."
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Jul 31, 2014 19:38
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it was time to give him... the dubsy  - chronicles of dubsy
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Jul 31, 2014 19:48
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before you go there's something i need to tell you about your waterpik
lmao
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Jul 31, 2014 20:27
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everyoen should laugh heartily at this, but consider, that a toothbrush might actually doa better job of loosening a little kid's stool, than a finger
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Jul 31, 2014 20:59
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really dct? a jett finger joke?
i belive jett knows that i am "just playin"
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