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Kimmalah

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


GoodbyeTurtles posted:

one day i will skin all of you :buddy:

can i help? you can skin me last if you want

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Kimmalah

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


anime gently caress pillow posted:

My roomate is intensely hosed up, keeps rubbing his tits on my monitor, wipes his rear end with my towel and posts pics of it on twitter, that kind of thing. I'm in a bind here because he'd have to take a somewhat long drive home if I told him to stop and he didn't, so I think the solution here is to brush my scrotum with his toothbrush.

you jest but i remember some goon making a paranoid thread because he thought his roommate was masturbating with his electric toothbrush. like apparently he got up one day and thought "hmm my toothbrush tastes like pussy" then made a thread about it

Kimmalah

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


Jett posted:

"hey, what should we call this stick that we dip in to check the oil level?"

"well, it kind of looks like a penis, so let's call it a dipstick."

ahem i thought the proper term was pud rather than putz that article writer should double check

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