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Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Chris Pontius is done. He's useless.

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joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...

Your Boy Fancy posted:

Chris Pontius is done. He's useless.

I think I've just seen him gently caress up several touches and irritate Espindola. Sad.

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003
Lesson's learned from the first half:

DC United can't read the field for poo poo.
DC United is sometimes good at passing the ball backwards.
DC United is bad at soccer.

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...
If Andrew Dykstra didn't had two mega shitlord third string keeper moments then it'd be ok. But he did and he's poo poo.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

Tigren posted:

Lesson's learned from the first half:

DC United can't read the field for poo poo.
DC United is sometimes good at passing the ball backwards.
DC United is bad at soccer.

Dykstra has been peppered all night, and frankly two of those goals are completely on him. But backwards passes are The Olsen Way.

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
Cut Dykstra, he is useless.

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...

camoseven posted:

Cut Dykstra, he is useless.

Strong shot but drat. Maybe us DC fans are spoiled with Bill Hamid's ridiculous shot stopping.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



lol DC's solution for this is Jairo Arrieta

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...
Pontius had some solid headers, but drat he was worthless tonight with the ball at his feet.

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...
This Dante looking mother fucker playing center back is pretty solid.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Well I don't know about you but I'm really pumped for our season.

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
Every time I think DC are finally getting it together, they do something like try to score for the loving center circle. At least Birnbaum killed that dude, that was sweet.

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
BIRNBAUM!!! Killin' dudes, scoring goals!!

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...
Nice goal. 4-2 is lovely poo poo, but a 2 goal deficit is manageable on the return.

edit: oh my god gently caress this team.

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

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joshtothemaxx posted:

Nice goal. 4-2 is lovely poo poo, but a 2 goal deficit is manageable on the return.

edit: oh my god gently caress this team.

lol loving DC.

The Birnbaum giveth, the Birnbaum taketh away

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Dykstra can loving walk home.

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...

Your Boy Fancy posted:

Dykstra can loving walk home.

Just a sham of a performance. No range, no reactions, no hands, just garbage. And holy poo poo are DC out of shape. Ala just ran all over the pitch, leaving DC's old men in the dust.

Good lord.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



joshtothemaxx posted:

This Dante looking mother fucker playing center back is pretty solid.

If you mean Porfirio, he is not, he just pretends to be good but in reality is a dumbass garbageman.

LDA's defense is shaky as hell so they were lucky DC were pure poo poo, a good team would have beaten them.

Hungryjack
May 9, 2003

What ever happened to Joe Willis anyway?

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

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Hungryjack posted:

What ever happened to Joe Willis anyway?

Traded to Houston this offseason for Andrew Driver and a 4th round pick. DC didn't even end up signing Driver.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Come on Impacts!

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

Drogadon posted:

Come on Impacts!

Agreed

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
Montreal defense looking pretty questionable. And these announcers are awful, gently caress.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Don't worry, my favorite player Dilly Duka will save the day

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
Pachuca's #3 not getting a yellow for either of those fouls is ridiculous.

Save us, Dilly!

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
Klopas WOULD play for a 0-0 at home against a Mexican team, wouldn't he.

:ohdear:

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Holy poo poo that save by Bush

e: Aw man that was really poo poo defending for the penalty

Simone Poodoin fucked around with this message at 03:42 on Mar 4, 2015

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
Couldn't save that one, though. MLS will never win the CCL

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



The way Pachuca are playing they don't really look solid, but haven't really seen much from Montreal up front. Is Dilly even playing? (swapping between this and the CRC-CAN U17 game so I havent really seen much of this one)

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
Yea, Dilly is in but hasn't seen much of the ball. And as I type that he puts in a through ball that almost frees McInerney.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



You guys had a bunch of chances but pretty bad finishing (and some good interventions by Perez). Sucks.

e: YESSSS YES HELL YES

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Oct 11, 2012

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Redczar
Nov 9, 2011

Oh my god

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Drogadon posted:

You guys had a bunch of chances but pretty bad finishing (and some good interventions by Perez). Sucks.

lol

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

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GOOOOOOAAAALLLLLL

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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I turned this on at the 90th minute.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Nice, very nice. My lack of faith in the mighty Impacts was shameful.

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003
Get hosed Pachuca!! BUUUUUTT!

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
That was very exciting. It's cool that Montreal has gone all out for the CCL and I hope they keep it up. I'll be rooting against them on Saturday, though, assuming the season gets played.

I'll also be at the DC game tomorrow night assuming my flight and the game don't get cancelled. Woooo soccer!

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Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



It was a pretty nice goal too

https://vine.co/v/O0HHIX2zUTp

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