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Sgt. Shaved Balls posted:If you concentrate enough, your ejaculate comes out as soft-serve. i dont know that sounds pretty awesome??
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Sgt. Shaved Balls posted:You get really bad blue balls afterwards. think of how popular you'd be it's be a hell of a party trick
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You can turn completely invisible to cats.
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gently caress trophy 2k14 posted:isnt weed already a weed a weed is anything you don't want growing somewhere, so no?
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Touching someone causes them to orgasm so hard that they die.
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You have infinite knowledge of the cosmos, but lack the wisdom to apply it to anything.
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You can shrink yourself really tiny but you suffocate if you do because oxygen molecules are now too large for your lungs to process.
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Aug 2, 2014 19:05
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You can shapeshift to look like Ernest Borgnine.
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Aug 2, 2014 22:20
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You're immortal, but not ageless.
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Aug 2, 2014 22:51
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You can turn yourself invisible, but only for the purpose of considering ancient Greek thought experiments.
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Benito Hitlerstalin posted:The power to uncork bottles with someone else's butt. Thread should be titled "post awesome fantasy party tricks"
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