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Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem

Ramsus posted:

His movies are watchable, but half of the movie is watching his wife's buttcrack.
and?

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Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

And all you hear is her annoying whiny voice and I picture it coming from her buttcrack because it's on screen more often then her face.

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
Devil's Rejects was actually pretty drat good horror, rewatched it last Halloween and it wasn't because it came out during the torture porn craze.

Zombie had one good movie in him, the rest sucked.

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem

Ramsus posted:

And all you hear is her annoying whiny voice and I picture it coming from her buttcrack because it's on screen more often then her face.
lmao

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice
House of 1000 Corpses is loving terrible.

Vengeful Turtle
Dec 25, 2009

by Ralp
Has he made a movie that hasn't been made yet?

House of 1000 Corpses -> Texas Chainsaw Massacre
The Devil's Rejects -> Natural Born Killers
Halloween -> Okay a remake but a lovely one that went on too long about Michael Meyers childhood
Halloween 2 -> Again the original but shittier
Lords of Salem -> Haven't seen it but it looks to be every 70's satanist movie ever.

Maybe I miss the point of his films even as a schlock horror fan. The thing I can't forgive is that every movie he makes spends too much time trying to convince the world how hot his former crack-addict wife is.

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Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Lords of Salem was absolutely wretched.

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


It seems like he has the same problem as Quentin Tarantino and Zack Snyder at their worst-- you can be a really, really big fan of something great without that meaning you can make anything great on your own.

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
All his movies have a great thing going for them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvNRJjGZYF8

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