David Schwimmer weds woman 19 years his junior

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drat, why probate the funny man? you dont kick the clown out of the circus

# ? Aug 1, 2014 02:33

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 17:05

naem: May 29, 2011

I look a lot like legolas from lord of the rings and that doesn't say LARGE DONG as much as I might like.

Maybe a t-shirt with "9" and an arrow pointing downward?

# ? Aug 1, 2014 02:33

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Juanito posted:

Best poster in this thread

# ? Aug 1, 2014 02:34

Synonamess Botch: Jun 5, 2006; dicks are for my cat

naem posted:

I look a lot like legolas from lord of the rings and that doesn't say LARGE DONG as much as I might like.

Maybe a t-shirt with "9" and an arrow pointing downward?

can you pull off tight pants or skinny jeans? a little bulge goes a long way

# ? Aug 1, 2014 02:35

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?; Hell Gem

whoflungpoop posted:

Best poster in this thread

# ? Aug 1, 2014 02:35

coolskull: Nov 11, 2007

naem posted:

I look a lot like legolas from lord of the rings and that doesn't say LARGE DONG as much as I might like.

Maybe a t-shirt with "9" and an arrow pointing downward?

you've been talking about your dick for so long that i believe it. this is some real marketing skill.

zerg please use your probation time to do pushups.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 03:15

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

naem posted:

I look a lot like legolas from lord of the rings and that doesn't say LARGE DONG as much as I might like.

Maybe a t-shirt with "9" and an arrow pointing downward?

yeah, I hear you can get penis-related signs on the cheap at the sexual marketplace

# ? Aug 1, 2014 03:18

Corvus corone: Oct 14, 2012

BKPR posted:

zerg please use your probation time to get therapy.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 03:21

toggle: Nov 7, 2005

dafyd likes the young cooters

# ? Aug 1, 2014 03:29

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

naem posted:

Is there a good way to let women know you have a 9 inch dong? I feel like its a major selling point they won't know about until our pants are already off

nothing wrong with a little cleavage

# ? Aug 1, 2014 03:38

coolskull: Nov 11, 2007

doctors should issue cards to prove such things

# ? Aug 1, 2014 03:50

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

BKPR posted:

doctors should issue cards to prove such things

we can issue them through PM

# ? Aug 1, 2014 05:02

Rad Tad: Jul 2, 2014

has anyone said he's schwimming in pussy yet?

# ? Aug 1, 2014 05:04

Kung Food: Dec 11, 2006; PORN WIZARD

If the "these snozzeberries taste like snozzeberries" kid can land Christina Hendrix, literally anything is possible.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 05:06

naem: May 29, 2011

I bet they do taste like snozzberries

# ? Aug 1, 2014 05:13

Erethizon_dorsatum: Nov 14, 2009

This guy's pretty hosed, but no one will ever out-weird Tape Speed in my mind.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 05:13

Panamaniac: Jun 18, 2007; HEROES NEVER DIE

If only he weren't gay...
I'd bet he would've broken so many hymen.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 05:28

Space Jam: Jul 22, 2008

ZergFluid posted:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...-Strangers.html

He's 47 years old.

So from the ages of 16 to 47 he was loving or married to other women, but then at 47 he dips back down into the pool of young women, thereby screwing over other men.

The left loves to concern itself with economic inequality, but it's time it took up the cause of Sexual Markpetplace inequality as well.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Aug 1, 2014 05:34

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

He was good on Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip

# ? Aug 1, 2014 05:36

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

Space Jam posted:

lol

# ? Aug 1, 2014 05:44

coolskull: Nov 11, 2007

Space Jam posted:

i thought those were suspenders, it really completed the mice and men vibe.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 05:55

Reince Penis: Nov 15, 2007; by R. Guyovich

You can't flim flam the schwim schwam.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 05:57

ShaunO: Jan 29, 2006

kinda reminds me of drake in the face

# ? Aug 1, 2014 06:02

putin is a cunt: Apr 5, 2007; BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

edit: fixed table breakage

# ? Aug 1, 2014 06:04

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

So no one told you life was gonna be this way...

# ? Aug 1, 2014 06:05

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Winter Fresh posted:

should i report you since youre posting about relationships?

lil' bitch spotted

# ? Aug 1, 2014 06:07

Stairmaster: Jun 8, 2012

shes not even that hot op

# ? Aug 1, 2014 06:19

plain blue jacket: Jan 13, 2014; IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Robo Reagan posted:

lil' bitch spotted

even littler bitch spotted :3:

# ? Aug 1, 2014 06:34

Rad Tad: Jul 2, 2014

The Wizard of Poz posted:

# ? Aug 1, 2014 06:36

veilo: Jul 17, 2010; Never posts

gently caress sobel

# ? Aug 1, 2014 06:42

TOILETLORD: Nov 13, 2012; by XyloJW

i thought this thread would degrade to pictures of all those 16 year olds that british dude married and bought giant tits for

# ? Aug 1, 2014 06:54

ZombieParts: Jul 18, 2009; ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.

what the gently caress is schwimmer thinking lol

# ? Aug 1, 2014 07:41

TOILETLORD: Nov 13, 2012; by XyloJW

ZombieParts posted:

what the gently caress is schwimmer thinking lol

my dick can schwim in this.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 07:42

Howard Beale: Feb 22, 2001; It's like this, Peanut

Space Jam posted:

pls don't post my copyrighted original fanart in this thread tia

# ? Aug 1, 2014 08:33

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

ZombieParts posted:

what the gently caress is schwimmer thinking lol

he does not think... he is gently caress incarnate...

# ? Aug 1, 2014 08:51

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

ZergFluid posted:

Yes, she is hot compared to the average women her age, but the issue isn't her looks, but that David Schwimmer already had multiple relationships throughout his long career. Him dipping back down to a woman 19 years his junior is him literally blocking some other man from getting married/having kids.

yes, life is a video game.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 08:57