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Maybe like a third olympic games where there are absolutely no rules regarding who can compete and what they do to themselves to gain an edge. Like human growth hormone enhanced pituitary retards deadlifting tremendous weight after injecting testosterone directly into their hearts. Or eleven year old gymnasts with several key vertebrae removed and ligaments stretched with surgical bungee cord. You could have boxers smoking crystal methamphetamine between rounds so that no one feels any pain and the match isn't over until someone collapses after forty rounds The possibilities are endless and it would be the highest rated sports program in history. I would PVR the poo poo out of it Edit; I realized its no holds barred but it was too late BONE DOG fucked around with this message at 03:10 on Aug 1, 2014 |
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But OP what about the purity of competition?
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 03:11 |
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barred
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 03:13 |
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doesn't make sense because wouldn't 1 boxer just shoot the other?
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 03:13 |
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VendaGoat posted:But OP what about the purity of competition? gently caress it half of athletes cheat anyways so if you think about it this is the purest form of competition ever
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 03:13 |
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voted this thread 1. how's that for no holds bar op???
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 03:15 |
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mookface posted:gently caress it half of athletes cheat anyways so if you think about it this is the purest form of competition ever Bring on the Muscle boxers, high on Meth!
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 03:15 |
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A bobsled race on a wider track, 4 at a time and you can Bond gadget your sled.
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 03:21 |
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Bullfight with both the bull and fighter using PED. Road Rash Style racing events. Nascar, Death Race style. I may actually watch it then.
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 03:23 |
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down n out posted:A bobsled race on a wider track, 4 at a time and you can Bond gadget your sled. I haven't even explored winter games really. Maybe like an Iditarod with rabid wolverines and they attack each other during the race
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 03:24 |
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poker where you're allowed to yank off the other guy's sunglasses and check out his stupid shifty eyed face
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 03:25 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:poker where you're allowed to yank off the other guy's sunglasses and check out his stupid shifty eyed face Also you can make side bets and if you win them you can spike an opponents drink with whatever you want
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 03:27 |
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curling with extreme amounts of HGH
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 03:28 |
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Copley Depot posted:curling with extreme amounts of HGH
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 03:29 |
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Hulk Hogan's getting pretty old by now. You sure he can handle this op?
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 03:29 |
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This already existed and it was called the Tour De France before Lance Armstrong won it 7 times in a row.
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 03:29 |
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a crow rodeo
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 03:30 |
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Basketball with a literal shotclock. I don't give a drat if Escape From LA did it already.
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 03:31 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:a crow rodeo oh man, if only!
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 03:35 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:doesn't make sense because wouldn't 1 boxer just shoot the other? I would definitely watch dueling, even if it meantbuyi g prwmium cable
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 04:03 |
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you don't really feel pain when you are boxing, and most guys push themselves beyond the pain until they collapse/die, i don't think you thought this one out op i would like to see bowling with steroids though or darts. that would be fun to watch. really any game that combines rage inducing hormones and alcohol
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 05:11 |
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sex basketball except there's a lamp that emits horniness radiation nearby
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 05:12 |
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mookface posted:Maybe like a third olympic games where there are absolutely no rules regarding who can compete and what they do to themselves to gain an edge. Like human growth hormone enhanced pituitary retards deadlifting tremendous weight after injecting testosterone directly into their hearts. Or eleven year old gymnasts with several key vertebrae removed and ligaments stretched with surgical bungee cord. You could have boxers smoking crystal methamphetamine between rounds so that no one feels any pain and the match isn't over until someone collapses after forty rounds make prisons compete against each other no one cares about people serving 20-50 year prison sentences.
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 05:21 |
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what we need is some fuckin bloodsport like straight up gladiatorial matches in great glass and steel ultra-slick temples
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 05:42 |
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Justin Tyme posted:what we need is some fuckin bloodsport As long as waivers are signed its all good and what's the sense in denying our nature
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 05:47 |
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we can make this a game for clearing out the disabled and retarded.
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 05:49 |
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i've always thought the olympics should be deregulated. use all the drugs you want, I want to see the BEST humans possible in all of their doped up retarded glory. the only way for there to be a balanced playing field is to allow for mass, unregulated drug usage
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Trees and Squids posted:i've always thought the olympics should be deregulated. use all the drugs you want, I want to see the BEST humans possible in all of their doped up retarded glory. the only way for there to be a balanced playing field is to allow for mass, unregulated drug usage I know man the cat and mouse game of doping / antidoping is a discredit to sport and totally demeans the nature of fair competition. Let's see what superhumans will be born out of the quest for glory
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 05:55 |
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Crow_Rodeo posted:This already existed and it was called the Tour De France before Lance Armstrong won it 7 times in a row. usa #1
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mookface posted:I know man the cat and mouse game of doping / antidoping is a discredit to sport and totally demeans the nature of fair competition. Let's see what superhumans will be born out of the quest for glory can't wait for gene doping to be a regular thing so we can pass that poo poo on through offspring and create a race of genetic supermen its the next step of human evolution
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 06:02 |
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But nobody watched the XFL.
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 06:03 |
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Justin Tyme posted:can't wait for gene doping to be a regular thing so we can pass that poo poo on through offspring and create a race of genetic supermen arnold schwartzennegars all the way down.
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 06:04 |
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it's called Survival of the Fittest. take a gun to a mall and go for the hi-score before the cops fill you with 52 bullets. lose 200 points for bitching out and shooting yourself when they get there
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 06:08 |
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"i hate you! why even engineer a son if you couldn't afford the extra 2 give me a huge weiner?" *runs to bedroom and retard slams door off hinges*
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 06:10 |
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dontcareaboutname posted:arnold schwartzennegars all the way down. A man with the proportions of Arnold but eight feet tall just cranked on meth rowing a dragon boat through a minefield
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 06:10 |
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mookface posted:A man with the proportions of Arnold but eight feet tall just cranked on meth rowing a dragon boat through a minefield i'd be hella down for watching superclones get gibbed
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 06:11 |
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i'd like to see drunk nascar, .20 and above
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 06:15 |
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Crow Jane posted:barred
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 06:17 |
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No Holds Barred was a movie with Hulk Hogan. It's on netflix instant. watch it bitches
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u can do wat u want when u crime
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