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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

rather have a pitcher of beer :tutbutt:

i'll drive you drunk fools home

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gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

rather have a pitcher of beer :tutbutt:

Movie theaters that let you drink are amazing because they usually don't allow kids. And you can get drunk.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Mr. Nice! posted:

I spent 7 years in the navy. I need a big black cock in me from time to time just to feel normal.

Talk about a low hanging fruit.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Godholio posted:

Talk about a low hanging fruit.

The lowest hung is the best.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

Mr. Nice! posted:

I spent 7 years in the navy. I need a big black cock in me from time to time just to feel normal.

i know that by the time i scroll down to see if anyone else had done this yet, they'll already have loving done it, but I refuse to not grab the lowest of the low hanging fruit. Only the cliff monkey's don't eat those bananas.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Obama Africanus posted:

i know that by the time i scroll down to see if anyone else had done this yet, they'll already have loving done it, but I refuse to not grab the lowest of the low hanging fruit. Only the cliff monkey's don't eat those bananas.

Only giraffes try to grab poo poo from the tops of trees. They are by far the exception not the rule. If mother nature has taught us anything it's go after the easy poo poo because nothing is ever guaranteed to be easy again.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Mr. Nice! posted:

Only giraffes try to grab poo poo from the tops of trees. They are by far the exception not the rule. If mother nature has taught us anything it's go after the easy poo poo because nothing is ever guaranteed to be easy again.

xcept ur mom

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


gleep gloop posted:

Movie theaters that let you drink are amazing because they usually don't allow kids. And you can get drunk.

The Alamo in Winchester allowed kids with supervision....so.....it was pretty much like a normal theater, except with beer.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
The Warren in Moore, OK has the bar and drinks (and heated seats, and waitresses) up in the balcony, 21+ only. The main floor is all ages.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Hey Guardians was really great.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Finally watched Captain America 2.

The action in it was pretty rad.


hail hydra

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

LOL guardians was gay, ording coffee at a cinemark is gay. Just download movies and get wasted at home.

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


SPACE HOMOS posted:

LOL guardians was gay

Look at this human being, SPACE HOMOS, who doesn't enjoy fun movies.

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
Just gonna wait 7 years when it's out on netflix :effort:

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

Helldump Immunity. fucked around with this message at 07:15 on Aug 9, 2014

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

holocaust bloopers posted:

Hey Guardians was really great.

Saw guardians today too. poo poo was ridic funny. The funniest superhero movie they've ever made.

Gonna go watch it again I bet. Third movie in a year I'll see multiple times in theaters. Pacific Rim, Edge of Tomorrow, and now this.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVECLgbL5wA

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Obama Africanus posted:

i know that by the time i scroll down to see if anyone else had done this yet, they'll already have loving done it, but I refuse to not grab the lowest of the low hanging fruit. Only the cliff monkey's don't eat those bananas.

Work smarter, not harder.







Related to both tits and movies, gonna go see Lucy with Scarlet Johansson today.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9tB0xmaDRs

AllDogsGoodDogs
Dec 30, 2008
Flying home from Morocco soon, Im bringing ebola with me.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
I just got back from Tajikistan yesterday. It was fun.

NAPALM STICKS TO
Jun 22, 2005

holocaust bloopers posted:

Would Brigham Young University have a strong yoga pants scene?

utah state in logan is loaded with fine rear end mormon chicks who are just leaving home and getting freedom and are very DTF (but aren't so mormon that they went to BYU). you should prob check it out

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
USU does have a reputation as a party school, whatever that means in loving Utah. It's an aggie school not far from Napoleon Dynamite country.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.
Last time I was in SLC it was dead of winter with snow on the ground and the girls were straight up dressed like football cheerleaders. Also unlike the east coast, they were almost all skinny enough to pull it off


Them shits as plastic as the videogame toys behind her

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I don't loving care.

Godholio fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Aug 9, 2014

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Godholio posted:

I don't loving care.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

Snowdens Secret posted:


Them shits as plastic as the videogame toys behind her

actually...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HErdtVkR3Nw

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Snowdens Secret posted:

Them shits as plastic as the videogame toys behind her
:goonsay:

C'mon man even I know you don't look a gift horse tits in the mouth nipples(?).

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Natural is better, but as long as they're not googily-eyed or rock hard, who cares. The taste test is all that matters.

NAPALM STICKS TO
Jun 22, 2005

call me weird but i loving love fake tits

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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white privilege posted:

call me weird but i loving love fake tits

There's nothing weird at all about loving big tits. I've handled fake and real and the only conclusion I have at the end is I loving love tits.

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

white privilege posted:

call me weird but i loving love fake tits

Painsaw
Jul 3, 2008

Butts lol
Spent some time on the range today. My pistol skills have gone to poo poo. Other than that, was a good way to spend a sunny saturday.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
woke up, looked out the window, and for a minute thought my neighbor replaced his tractor (lambo) with a horse buggy (ferrari f430 spider). left for work, came home and nope, still has the tractor, and the horse buggy is sitting in front of it.

need to go bullshit with him sometime. gonna miss that dude's driveway when I sell the house.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

I'm an equal opportunity tit lover.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Fister Roboto posted:

I'm an equal opportunity tit lover.

Oh?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Still would.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

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CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

definitely would

they may be sad titties, but they're still titties nonetheless.

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