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krispykremessuck posted:good op
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2014 05:37 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 06:51 |
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do any hot chicks get their tits out?
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2014 02:15 |
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so jealous of that baby i always thought you had to do some serious poo poo to get a dd, like rape and murder and grand theft. like felony poo poo we had a meritorious corporal pop hot for meth after a 96 and he got busted down to pfc then got an oth 6 months later also a few for coke and a bunch for weed. some of em bullshitted hard enough excuses that they didnt get the boot
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2014 03:22 |
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Helldump Immunity. posted:Just wanna huck that drat baby out the window Eric Clapton style and suck on them titties. sayme
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2014 07:05 |
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JDAMS CURE PASHTUN posted:Got creeped on by a super weird, chunky, fedora-wearing chick on the sardine-packed train tonight who saw my KIA bracelet and then got all nasal heavy breathing in my face and complimented my hands and asked for hugs and poo poo. hahahahaahaah did you feel shame at the half chub you got? you should because it was probably a tranny
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2014 04:34 |
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Helldump Immunity. posted:Lol wow I was loving blitzed it was a good thread tbqh
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2014 16:22 |
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Why does a cop post in the vet thread? rather have a pitcher of beer
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2014 02:38 |
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gleep gloop posted:MORE LIKE A BIG BLACK DICK human being
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2014 02:38 |
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JDAMS CURE PASHTUN posted:Still would.
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2014 05:21 |
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lmbo
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2014 23:31 |
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why the gently caress would you call or go anywhere, just sit at home covered in chip crumbs and jizz stains and mash out online resumes
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2014 02:27 |
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gleep gloop posted:I got out with a poo poo ton of cash and NJ unemployment was like two years and just a few dollars short of my active duty pay. I drank myself into oblivion until my dad came home for lunch one day three months after I got out and found me asleep in the tub surrounded by bottles. So then I got my own place and did the same thing, and then got a job like a weenie and then school. So total I spent about 6 months being a useless bum when I could've spent 2 years. I failed. lookit this tryhard
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2014 03:11 |
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gleep gloop posted:You wanna loving rumble m8 EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Gleep's me mate I'll bash yore fookin 'ead in oval office
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2014 03:30 |
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that guy knows how to party
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2014 03:55 |
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:so... if they were minorities or redneck trash then they were probably gonna case your house and rob it after doing an "inspection"
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2014 20:28 |
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:oh, and my roommate is black, should I just start assuming he's going to rob me? when the race war begins hes gonna disembowel you as you sleep m8
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2014 02:31 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:If it were a dog that was stuck, GiP would mobilize a task force to extract and rub is belly. Rethink your life m8 i think cats are kinda neat but then again i aint goin nowhere to save one, thats a job for the fire dept
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2014 07:07 |
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ded posted:so. 2 1/2 hours of NO WAITING just to get a picture taken and pickup a shirt and have my $550 receipt from my online purchase stamped what the gently caress a picture and a shirt cost you 550 bucks?
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2014 04:18 |
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zombie303 posted:It's more like a black hole hey we arent talking about your anus ok buddy?
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2014 04:44 |
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iyaayas01 posted:I'm still lolling about the fact that the bill as originally written would've turned every cop in the state into an instant criminal. too late they already were! EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:No NFA stuff, no pistols, and nothing that falls under the new assault weapon definitions. For now I just have everything locked in my dad's safe. I could argue that they're not in my home and I don't have ready access to them. come to colorado you can live in my spare bedroom and i got a gunsafe you can put your poo poo in disclaimer: i live in a ghetto area filled with beaners and spooks and i busted down the spare bedroom door one night in a drunken rage so you may occasionally have to fend off some booze filled rape attempts
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 01:37 |
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zombie303 posted:you live on federal? nah man im in west aurora
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 01:45 |
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:My roommate days are loooong over it was mostly a ploy to rape you sorry
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 02:05 |
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:you seem pretty drat sure i won't take advantage of your drunken state we can take advantage of each other
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 02:18 |
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bengy81 posted:Man look at you sorry Aurora living human being. South suburbs rule supreme! id rather live in the sticks with a bunch of redneck assholes than in the liddle east bruvh. cant remember the last time i went a day without hearing some disgusting klingon sounding mud language polluting the air
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 02:32 |
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zombie303 posted:
gatdamn what worthless community college you going to?
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 02:45 |
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RichieHimself posted:Colorado is badass, I'd move out there right now if it wasn't so goddamn expensive to live in a place that has people. poo poo bruh, lemme tell you bout my spare bedroom...
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 04:14 |
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like i dont want any rent or nothin just make sure you have an unwavering willingness to reenact rorkes drift with me when rahowa comes
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 04:16 |
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RichieHimself posted:I would follow you into the mists of Avalon if that's what you mean. then welcome brother you can smoke weed too just do it out on the balconey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAZrEAkcL5E
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 04:23 |
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RichieHimself posted:You had me at smoke weed. just remember to lie back and think of england when the time comes
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 04:47 |
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theres actually video evidence of his crime against nature https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2uXBD1AJWc hang him from the highest branch you can find
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 06:05 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 06:51 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVW-FB1q8FM
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2014 02:56 |