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Dead Reckoning posted:Only if she promises to keep making that face the entire time. doggy style problem solved
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tuluk posted:stoners hey now, even a lot of stoners hate that show. give me classic ATHF when I'm baked, or squidbillies.
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haha. kfff that's your own drat fault, everyone knows mil poo poo is just bait for great white whales. may as well change your name to Ishmael and start tooling around with an overly relaxed redskin that happens to be awesome at harpooning those whales.
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Helldump Immunity. posted:spongebob you still in tenn? I'll be driving though there in about a month. let's hang out and make some weird decisions~~ yep, still in memphrika. if you swing through at the right time maybe ol' tonto whitefish (shim) will be down and the terrible decisions can have a better narrator.
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then we can just lay the guilt trip of "protecting are freedoms" and they'll all go, "well, better them than some trailer trash welfare queen getting our tax dollars" and never realize the connection.
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woke up, looked out the window, and for a minute thought my neighbor replaced his tractor (lambo) with a horse buggy (ferrari f430 spider). left for work, came home and nope, still has the tractor, and the horse buggy is sitting in front of it. need to go bullshit with him sometime. gonna miss that dude's driveway when I sell the house.
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definitely would they may be sad titties, but they're still titties nonetheless.
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so... two home alarm salesmen just pulled up to try to pitch me on upgrading my alarm and it escalated to them running for their car in less than a minute. you can only say 'no thank you' so many times before 'get off my property' starts coming out and the salesmen start saying poo poo like 'you deserve to get robbed'. chasing their car into the street with my old security system sign probably wasn't a great idea either.
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gently caress this godawful shithole city
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Aug 12, 2014 20:25
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I don't have any guns. but I have a small abundance of hand axes. and knives. Some nice, sharp Henckels and a small selection of lovely chinese steel.
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FAT SLAMPIG posted:Meowlins should make a tshirt for you with CASTLE DOCTRINE on it for the next time they come yeah meowlins, I could always use another shirt. Size L please, my goondom is receding again. Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:if they were minorities or redneck trash then they were probably gonna case your house and rob it after doing an "inspection" white, newer nissan versa 4dr with out of state tags (south carolina), two white guys dressed as you would expect salesmen to be dressed. tried to leave a business card but run back to the car before they could. My neighborhood is perfectly fine. It's a decent mix of all races (my direct neighbors are chinese and hispanic, two houses down each way are black). I mean for fucks' sake, my neighbor street parks his expensive sports cars and routinely leaves poo poo out that's worth more than anything in my house. meanwhile, I have a basketball hoop that's all the rage with the neighborhood kids, apparently (I don't care, they can play hoops). to come into my neighborhood and start insulting my neighbors as a threat, well, that seemed worth getting very pissed over. very quickly. fun times. oh, and my roommate is black, should I just start assuming he's going to rob me? CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 20:39 on Aug 12, 2014 |
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well then nah, dude's cool and routinely brings through amazing tail. if nothing else that's entertainment enough.
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Snowdens Secret posted:Are you sure they weren't Mormons not like any mormons I've ever met. that's why I'm usually polite the first few times I say no in various ways. when I start exuding crazy is when you start trying to justify me on poo poo I don't need. and mormons tend to pick up on a bad vibe really easy so they leave me alone after the first 'no thanks'. I just need to hang a large sign that says 'no trespassing/soliciting/proselytizing' and call it a day, so I can call fuzz and wait 30 minutes for them to show up for a complaint of people not being able to read a warning sign.
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regardless, I'm still not keen on two out-of-towners (SC tags and all) trying to tell me my neighborhood is a haven for crime. granted, memphis is pretty goddamn lovely, but I don't live in the motherfucking hood. I live in a nice, quiet part of town surrounded by families and old-timers. I'm the stand-out here, everyone knows it, but they tolerate my crazy because I'm quiet. one of the neighbors did see me chasing them out of the driveway with the sign. he's a parent to two of the kids that shoot hoops here sometimes. I'm more worried that I spooked him because he's a nice guy. kinda explained it off to him in a hurry but I was pretty visibly pissed and he recognized/respected that. thankfully this all happened during school hours so no neighborhood kids got to see me behaving badly.
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/\ can't wait m8 after googling it, door to door alarm sales is apparently a well-known scam. if I pissed them off badly enough for them to try to come back, they're getting axes in their faces. county/city schools opened on august 4th here. no idea why. CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 02:36 on Aug 13, 2014 |
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that reminds me, I finally got around to getting a shedding hook for Frank. until now I've been using a shedding brush which loving sucks fat donkey balls. I swear there's at least a pound of hair floating around in the back yard.
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cats are fine. they have their own ways and are often cunts, but when you wake up with two cats on top of you and a dog across your legs, life is loving good. seriously. best part about winter. waking up under an animal blanket.
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damnit, I'm gonna miss the hell out of my cats when I head out next spring. Frank's coming along on the trail but I need to find someone to take the cats while we're out on the long walk. any takers? they're fat, indoor, spastic assholes that never miss the shitbox, or an opportunity to beg for chicken.
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just tell us them in the drunk thread
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thank gently caress for that after working in that porn shop ages back, I'm pretty sure there's nothing out there that will shock or scar me in any way ever again. nothing like walking into work and being literally surrounded by rubber cocks.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Not having kids is even better.
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seriously. early 30s with no kids, not married and I'll be spending my time staring at asses and rocks. 10 months since my meltdown and I'm back on track. priorities.
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If I have children and one comes out all brony-like I'd throw myself off a cliff. After I threw him off it first.Mr. Nice! posted:I agree. The problem is I still get hounded by my mom because she wants a granddaughter. I've got 7 god damned nephews and no nieces. Since I'm the only guy in my generation, they all think it's my job to get them a girl. My mom even gave me poo poo because I didn't even get her a girl grandpuppy. My mother gave up on giving me poo poo about kids when my divorce poo poo started. We're all hoping my older brother decides against kids (can't afford it and he's kinda retarded but he was a commo MOS so whatevs). My little brother is 16 and the last best shot my mother has at grandchildren, assuming he doesn't gently caress up his life at some point (type 1 diabetic, can't go mil so he's already a step ahead). I know she wants grandkids for more than just the simple reason of having little assholes running around, it's the supposed stability that comes with it that she really thinks would do me best. And who knows, it might, but I have a degree to chase, a trail to hike, and a better place to live to find than this godawful septic tank of Memphis. So at least... oh... probably 5 years. Until then, grand-dog (and cats) will have to do.
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Booblord Zagats posted:
haha. ultimately this is one of my mother's bigger concerns. when I first took girlfriend over she congratulated me on not bring the most pierced, tattooed, drunk piece of rear end from the bar. girlfriend is pretty cool. she's a smart one (I chase academics for some reason  ), still a bit young at 24 but getting her masters' this fall, but was raised in a rural background. then again, ex-wife was a smart one too, bs in math and just all-around raised to be more professional of a city person than my backwoods farm rear end. I guess if poo poo falls apart with girlfriend I should start shooting for the phd students that were literally raised in barns.
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if you can't do something important, do someone important
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well if you're looking at it that way you got to find one that's deep in grad school working on that doctorate so you can work your rear end off while she finishes up that degree, then you can turn into lazy mcfatass and of course she won't care about a pre-nup because you're in love so you can just shove kids out that baby chute until she gets tired of you playing stay-at-home dad since your dumb rear end never finishes your degree and get her for alimony in the divorce. but really, that's not something you should plan ahead. or maybe it is.
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bengy81 posted:Hey what do you guys think the odds are that Caro turns up in the next ISIS video? I was actually thinking that this morning
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mambo italiano posted:
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exactly. someone that used to post here that managed to make a joke of himself. I wonder if there's a SAclopedia entry on him. e: nope from what I remember, he "found an apartment with a hot chick looking for a roommate that also had a dog" that went from him moving in with to loving in a short period of time. also something about a co-ed pool party in which he was one of only two or so dudes. claimed hotness never confirmed, not sure about the dog either. CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 13:26 on Aug 21, 2014 |
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so has the obama-rama racket finally crashed or are people still buying up every available round and rifle on credit cards and second mortgages? because someday I'd like to buy a built AR lower and complete .22 upper. someday being not in the near future, but I miss shooting sometimes. just bullshit targets, cans, squirrels, etc. and if I can't get a brick of .22 for a reasonable price then what the gently caress is the point.
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same but I've had .22s most my life, until the ex-wife made me sell the last one. I just want an occasional $20~ brick. I still have something like a thousand rounds laying about from over the years. I'd just like to know poo poo's back to reasonable prices. and it's probably not going to be for a while.
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.22wmr, or is that magnum? if I was looking for a small bolt action .22 that I wanted to feed slightly pricey ammo (compared to the last time I bought a box of 350/.22lr for $15~ five years ago) I'd buy a .22wmr. my family is weird about guns. there's no real middle ground, they either have them or they don't want anything to do with them. one likes really oddball calibers, like .225win, deer hunts with a 10 gauge, then there's my brother, who is batshit bonkers over guns. I just want to be able to have a couple of .22s that I can have to tinker with. An AR lower with .22 upper would be a fun toy, and a 1911 with conversion so I could just switch between, if I ever felt like feeding more expensive ammo. then again, I got to leave the city first.
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gently caress people I want 40 acres in the middle of nowhere with a mountain view in remote anywhere Colorado. it is there that I will build my masterpiece. a three-story outhouse
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patient advocate's office. if not them, then your case manager. or do what I did and find an awesome VA in the middle of nowhere and just start going there.
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yeah, unfortunately for you, mr. nice, living in the south doesn't exactly help with lovely VA hospitals. must be some sort of magnet for incompetence. best VA I went to was in rural buttfuck Illinois for a couple years. now I go to the local one again because it was way easier to line up my c&p poo poo. really need to start looking for health insurance.
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Memphis has been expanding poo poo and updating. At least we have a nice OIF/OEF/OND mental health wing. But most everything else is like pulling teeth. Tennessee must have some sort of record for all the lovely VAs we have. Memphis, Murfreesboro, and Nashville all have real poo poo histories of spreading disease or people dying in their waiting rooms (last time this came out about Memphis I was sitting in their waiting room, for 6 hours, so I got to watch the story break over and over and over on the repeat news channel here). Doesn't really matter, they're understaffed and the facilities are still partially hosed even with all the work. My psychiatrist is pretty awesome though and actually talks/discusses poo poo for the whole appointment, not rushing ya out the door with a pill pile.
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