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gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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She's hot but that's a dumb loving tattoo.

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gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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Hey speaking of wtf happened to ATHF that poo poo is hella dumb now.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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Well it was always dumb but it used to be entertaining.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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How do you even get denied SS?

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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Casimir Radon posted:

What did he do?

Lmao that retard popped hot for drugs. In the national guard.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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The best is when people give you reasons for why they didn't join. I guess they think it will make you respect them more? I generally don't respect people
Who joined because I assume they're some sort of loser, and if you couldn't even get in, especially during the surge, you suck. A lot.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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It's funny because a good part of my basic training class joined BECAUSE they knocked up a girl. Babies are expensive? We don't have health insurance? Well I guess I better join the Army they'll cover that. And as a bonus I'll get a lot of time away from them and maybe I'll die!

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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Professor Bling posted:

Laughing at all the assholes wringing their hands about "dropping university revenues."

What good university makes money off tuition?

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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Poor rear end public universities.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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Are you trying to imply that brown is a good school? Brown and Dartmouth both lost prestige because of The Office.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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Emma Watson is the only person who matters that ever went to Brown.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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RichieHimself posted:

This in state tuition thing is dumb imo. I suppose it matters if you're after a grad degree, but if you're some scrub that just got free why not do a year or two at the local community college, get residency, and transfer to big boy school? You'll likely qualify for a full pell grant your first year and community college tuition is like forty bucks. The GI Bill and the yellow ribbon program are already insanely good, I really don't think veterans need more "benefits" on top of that. Most vets I know are lovely people, at some point the general public is going to realize this and be like "why the gently caress are we giving these shitheads all this cool stuff?"

I'm pretty sure the biggest reason this is being done is to save the Fed some cash. The GI Bill doesn't cost as much money as people think but it's still a lot of money. Also a lot of vets come from lovely places with bad schools, if they have the chance to after they get out, why not let them go somewhere better? The cost of education is retarded in the US, it's nice that at least one someone is able to get a degree without being tens of thousands of dollars in debt afterwards.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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Mr. Nice! posted:

Now I know I'm "that guy" already because I asked for a cup of coffee at the movie theatre, but in my defense it was a menu item. I ordered and waited over 15 minutes today for the group of employees and a manager to collectively figure out how to run a commercial drip coffee dispenser.

I don't think old people like you could drink a coffee and then make it through an entire movie without having to piss. Also I'm surprised the manager just didn't say "Oh we're out of coffee/it's broken". That's what every minimum wage place does whenever anyone orders anything that takes longer than three seconds to get.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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Mr. Nice! posted:

I spent 7 years in the navy. I need a big black cup in me from time to time just to feel normal.

MORE LIKE A BIG BLACK DICK human being

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

rather have a pitcher of beer :tutbutt:

Movie theaters that let you drink are amazing because they usually don't allow kids. And you can get drunk.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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I wish someone had tried to tell at me on my last day about something.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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I was put into a short timers platoon full of people ETSing or PCSing. The E7 in charge was a huge cockhole and kept saying he wasn't going to let anybody sham out with fake appointments and that they we were going to work until our last day god drat it because the Army duty blah blah :bahgawd: . I just signed up for every single appointment possible and gave him the slips, then just stayed at my buddies house and got drunk and played Xbox.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

My last year in the NG coincided with my first hospital stay, and I never drilled again. Just checked in by phone or text and got marked as medical. Going noticeably crazy has its benefits, I guess.

I just skipped my last drill and nothing bad happened. Woo.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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I got out with a poo poo ton of cash and NJ unemployment was like two years and just a few dollars short of my active duty pay. I drank myself into oblivion until my dad came home for lunch one day three months after I got out and found me asleep in the tub surrounded by bottles. So then I got my own place and did the same thing, and then got a job like a weenie and then school. So total I spent about 6 months being a useless bum when I could've spent 2 years. I failed.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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You wanna loving rumble m8

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Gleep's me mate I'll bash yore fookin 'ead in oval office

Yeah see ill beat ya wit me wee mate AB here ya cunts

Snowdens Secret posted:

Man I'd forgotten how short Karate Kid 4 was


So is this the biggest success story out of kk at this point or what

Huh I guess so.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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ded posted:

i've had fucks like that come by my house. after i say NO a few times they always ask "can we leave a sign here as a courtesy for you?!??" and i'm like gently caress NO i'm not letting you mark my loving house

lol what that's the most suspiscious sounding thing I've ever heard.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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Lmao she originally took $65k in loans to make a whopping $40k a year.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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pkells posted:

:nws: 60fps HD gifs are now a thing

(View on a computer for best results)

neat

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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Kazaa was cool because sometimes Big_Booty_girl_Sucks_dick.whatever was hot porn and sometimes it was a dude making GBS threads on a picture of a girl.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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Genocide Tendency posted:

This is life changing.


The best version of Press your Luck ever.

Big money, big money, no wammy... STOP!


:stonk::fh:

Well you also had to worry about it being bestiality, gore, some garage band's music video, or child porn!

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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:nws: http://imgur.com/a/g7vOz :nws:

This is an imgur album dedicated to a former star of 16 and Pregnant, featuring a marine in the most enlisted relationship ever.

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gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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SEMPER FI

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