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this page needs something better than a bad tattoo

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gleep gloop posted:

The best is when people give you reasons for why they didn't join. I guess they think it will make you respect them more? I generally don't respect people
Who joined because I assume they're some sort of loser, and if you couldn't even get in, especially during the surge, you suck. A lot.

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you want need free college money because your family sucks and didnt save any for you? fine. go join the air force doing whatever job for 4 years and never ever worry about getting shot at and have a better QoL than the other branches.

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even the lowest end mustang has traction & stability control

Somebody fucked around with this message at 08:02 on Aug 8, 2014

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damnit i was going to post this in hdis drunk thread but THAT loving PIG GASSED IT so here


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if i cut off my cock & balls all the guys will love me!

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its a dude that is afraid to be gay but also afraid to cut it off but also likes guys


or something

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KirbyKhan posted:

Just got out. 2PM today I walked out of the MPF, no hat, taking off my blouse as I walked to the car. So HARDXCORE defiance. Now I need to find a dude who will sell me a weed. gently caress yeah!

i waited till my terminal leave was over and i threw all of my uniforms away other than my crackerjack dress blues and peacoat


then i lost them when i was out of state and couldn't pay the storage fees because i was loving broke and needed the money for rent/food

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have you tried not being crazy?

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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

so...

two home alarm salesmen just pulled up to try to pitch me on upgrading my alarm and it escalated to them running for their car in less than a minute.

you can only say 'no thank you' so many times before 'get off my property' starts coming out and the salesmen start saying poo poo like 'you deserve to get robbed'.

chasing their car into the street with my old security system sign probably wasn't a great idea either.

i've had fucks like that come by my house. after i say NO a few times they always ask "can we leave a sign here as a courtesy for you?!??" and i'm like gently caress NO i'm not letting you mark my loving house

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gleep gloop posted:

lol what that's the most suspiscious sounding thing I've ever heard.


Victor Vermis posted:

I think it's just free advertising for them, free chance to scare off robbers for you.

dudes have been known to use those 'free signs' as markers for houses to hit

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anyone remember sucker.exe? it would read newsfeeds for images with tags you specified. holy gently caress i grabbed some nasty poo poo doing that. :stonk:

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so i take my daughter to school reg were its supposed to be NO WAIT if you do everything online!!! just pictures for school id.


line is 500+ people in the NO WAIT line


i think ill go back later

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we don't want the gene pool poluted with your filth anyways

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so. 2 1/2 hours of NO WAITING just to get a picture taken and pickup a shirt and have my $550 receipt from my online purchase stamped


gently caress sake

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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

what the gently caress a picture and a shirt cost you 550 bucks?

$150 for the 'regular package' which is ID, yearbook, a shirt, and a pass to all the schools games & dances
$50 for 2 sets of gym clothes
$350 for the 'donation' - all the schools around here ask for donations and they fund things like band/computerclasses/choir/ect all the poo poo the state of california does not loving fund anymore
$55 for the photoset package that has all the crap that all the family wants

so more like $605 actually


still need to buy some new clothes & school supplies

kids are expensive don't have them

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wait

the cheapest to make ammo is sold out?

bahaaaaaaaaa

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that is some crazy levels of BAMA TAKEN MAH GUNS paranoia

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if i had a gun store i would fully take advantage of wackos like that

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A PM from him : May 25, 2010 22:23


quote:

Caro
Sep 14, 2003


Black like your eyes have been painted with velvet. It's so dark that it is as if the darkness is stuck to your face. No matter which direction you look. Instrument navigation as a diver that deep with no lights is really difficult, on par with navigating an aircraft in pitch darkness with no landmarks or airspeed indicators. Just an altimeter, charts, and a compass. It's actually a bit worse since you're about the same density as the fluid you're moving through. Turbulence screws you much more quickly than it would an aircraft.

Oxygen toxicity is also a big problem that deep. On such a technical dive you have to carry several bottles with varying partial pressures of oxygen. Breathe from the wrong tank at the wrong depth and you die. You can't confuse those regulators. It only takes one breath on a too-lean mixture, maybe a couple on a too-rich mixture though probably also one. I'd have to look that up again. I'm pretty sure you have zero chance of survival if you do that, however.

Technical divers are crazy. The craziest technical divers are Frenchmen. It's on the same level as wingsuit base jumping.

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zombie303 posted:

any particular reason he sent that? was diving being discussed?

it was caro

he did not need reasons to send weird rear end pms to people

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i went on a 7 day cruise and saw some alaska cities


can't find my good pics so here is a bad one





so ya chilling out next to giant rear end glaciers while watching a movie on a giant outdoor screen and drinking a beer is p rad

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searching for random poo poo on google can turn up pretty cool results


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Snowdens Secret posted:

So glad I never have to deal with the VA ever

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