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you irl
Jan 22, 2014
just got the prelim diagnosis this morning, in isolation until the viral test comes back, probably tomorrow.

no blood shooting out my eyes/anus yet

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Missing Name
Jan 5, 2013


are you going to save the fluids in a jar

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
I don't believe you op

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




go spread it to the middle east

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Missing Name posted:

are you going to save the fluids in a jar

someone mail me a set of canopic jars asap

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
Did you eat and/or gently caress a bat?

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
try not to get any blood on the furniture you dick

Missing Name
Jan 5, 2013


you irl posted:

someone mail me a set of canopic jars asap

I can mail you an envelope full of envelopes, would this help?

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
How many people do you plan on infecting? If its 0, then you're wasting this gift bestowed upon thee. Spread your love!

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

David Copperfield posted:

I don't believe you op

well you can suck a lemon

im in malaysia now, was in sierra leone before but i wasn't running naked through infected village bathing pools or anything so idk

until the viral results come back it could be a big false positive in which case i bought all these rear end in a top hat blood funnels for nothing

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Savings Coupon posted:

Did you eat and/or gently caress a bat?

no, should i? is that a cure?

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Edgar posted:

How many people do you plan on infecting? If its 0, then you're wasting this gift bestowed upon thee. Spread your love!

so you're saying i should poz ur neg hole?

POWERBALL
Feb 16, 2012

by zen death robot

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
are u planning on haunting the forums after you slowly turn to soup and die

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Fallows posted:

are u planning on haunting the forums after you slowly turn to soup and die

yes the account name will be 'cheef erikstoned'

Photosyphilis
Jul 17, 2014

Science rules!
If op dies can you please haunt my enemies and protect my friends and occasionally spook my frienemies with your newly found casper-esque ghost powers

Automatic Retard
Oct 21, 2010

PUT THIS WANKSTAIN ON IGNORE
POZ MY NEG HOLE PLZ, I'll spread the love

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
actually the mortality rate is 'only' like 60% and that's considering that most cases are in shithole africa, so i figure im only at 40% of something, plus im pretty healthy

update: still no horned toad blood squirting eyes

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Church of POZ NEG HOLE, spread the love! Spread the GIFT!

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
r u ded

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you

you irl posted:

no, should i? is that a cure?

Yes. Do it before your penis becomes a leaky blood hose.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

same

Subliminal Sauce
Apr 6, 2010

Spreading freedom and spreading it thick; that's just a thing us right-wing nutjobs do!
so what's your favored NFL franchise that you favor this easons, rotting dying person?

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
i don't have ebola but thanks for the thread, me irl

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
did the cannibal doctors try to eat you?

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
only if he is an albino, powdered albino is a cure for everything!

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Post a cellphone pic of your containment room.

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.
OP, how much for a 1 oz. vial of Ebola?

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
if you survive will you change your race to zombie? DO you plan on telling anyone if you survive that you ever had ebola, or are you willing to risk lifelong ostrasiation ? i can't spell

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 9 days!
Clapping Larry
If you die what do you want your funeral to be like?

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 9 days!
Clapping Larry
Right before you die grab someone and yell, " loving niggers."

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

tell pac im comin

VelociBacon
Dec 8, 2009

OP next time don't disable windows firewall. Or just buy a Mac I guess

8th-snype
Aug 28, 2005

My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012


Young Orc
Hey OP could you please sneeze blood on the rest of GBS? and maybe all the other forums too.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
You should throw an Ebola party. I'd get infected why not?

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

you irl posted:

just got the prelim diagnosis this morning, in isolation until the viral test comes back, probably tomorrow.

no blood shooting out my eyes/anus yet

how many reservoirs have you vomited into thus far

Dr. Pancakes
Aug 12, 2011

Thank you for not eating me without syrup
Are you white?

I need to know how many more whites we need left to get that vaccine.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Bastard Tetris
Apr 27, 2005

L-Shaped


Nap Ghost

you irl posted:

actually the mortality rate is 'only' like 60% and that's considering that most cases are in shithole africa, so i figure im only at 40% of something, plus im pretty healthy

update: still no horned toad blood squirting eyes

bee tee dubs that's marburg you loving 99.4% probably dead moron

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Wolfman Nards
Apr 5, 2011

Did you deliberately choose to go to Malaysia so that a plane could fall into you and splatter your blood all over the densely populated Kuala Lumpur?

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