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just got the prelim diagnosis this morning, in isolation until the viral test comes back, probably tomorrow. no blood shooting out my eyes/anus yet
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 05:43 |
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are you going to save the fluids in a jar
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 05:44 |
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I don't believe you op
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 05:46 |
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go spread it to the middle east
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 05:47 |
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Missing Name posted:are you going to save the fluids in a jar someone mail me a set of canopic jars asap
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 05:48 |
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Did you eat and/or gently caress a bat?
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 05:48 |
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try not to get any blood on the furniture you dick
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 05:49 |
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you irl posted:someone mail me a set of canopic jars asap I can mail you an envelope full of envelopes, would this help?
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 05:50 |
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How many people do you plan on infecting? If its 0, then you're wasting this gift bestowed upon thee. Spread your love!
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 05:51 |
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David Copperfield posted:I don't believe you op well you can suck a lemon im in malaysia now, was in sierra leone before but i wasn't running naked through infected village bathing pools or anything so idk until the viral results come back it could be a big false positive in which case i bought all these rear end in a top hat blood funnels for nothing
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 05:51 |
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Savings Coupon posted:Did you eat and/or gently caress a bat? no, should i? is that a cure?
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 05:52 |
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Edgar posted:How many people do you plan on infecting? If its 0, then you're wasting this gift bestowed upon thee. Spread your love! so you're saying i should poz ur neg hole?
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 05:53 |
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 05:53 |
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are u planning on haunting the forums after you slowly turn to soup and die
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 05:53 |
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Fallows posted:are u planning on haunting the forums after you slowly turn to soup and die yes the account name will be 'cheef erikstoned'
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 05:56 |
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If op dies can you please haunt my enemies and protect my friends and occasionally spook my frienemies with your newly found casper-esque ghost powers
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 05:56 |
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POZ MY NEG HOLE PLZ, I'll spread the love
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 05:57 |
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actually the mortality rate is 'only' like 60% and that's considering that most cases are in shithole africa, so i figure im only at 40% of something, plus im pretty healthy update: still no horned toad blood squirting eyes
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 05:59 |
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Church of POZ NEG HOLE, spread the love! Spread the GIFT!
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 06:05 |
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r u ded
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 06:06 |
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you irl posted:no, should i? is that a cure? Yes. Do it before your penis becomes a leaky blood hose.
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 06:06 |
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same
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 06:07 |
so what's your favored NFL franchise that you favor this easons, rotting dying person?
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 06:08 |
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i don't have ebola but thanks for the thread, me irl
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 06:09 |
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did the cannibal doctors try to eat you?
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 06:31 |
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only if he is an albino, powdered albino is a cure for everything!
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 06:33 |
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Post a cellphone pic of your containment room.
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 06:53 |
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OP, how much for a 1 oz. vial of Ebola?
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 06:55 |
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if you survive will you change your race to zombie? DO you plan on telling anyone if you survive that you ever had ebola, or are you willing to risk lifelong ostrasiation ? i can't spell
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 06:56 |
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If you die what do you want your funeral to be like?
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 06:59 |
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Right before you die grab someone and yell, " loving niggers."
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 07:00 |
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tell pac im comin
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 07:01 |
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OP next time don't disable windows firewall. Or just buy a Mac I guess
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 07:32 |
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Hey OP could you please sneeze blood on the rest of GBS? and maybe all the other forums too.
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 08:29 |
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You should throw an Ebola party. I'd get infected why not?
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 08:35 |
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you irl posted:just got the prelim diagnosis this morning, in isolation until the viral test comes back, probably tomorrow. how many reservoirs have you vomited into thus far
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 08:36 |
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Are you white? I need to know how many more whites we need left to get that vaccine.
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 08:39 |
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 08:41 |
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you irl posted:actually the mortality rate is 'only' like 60% and that's considering that most cases are in shithole africa, so i figure im only at 40% of something, plus im pretty healthy bee tee dubs that's marburg you loving 99.4% probably dead moron
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 09:08 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 07:01 |
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Did you deliberately choose to go to Malaysia so that a plane could fall into you and splatter your blood all over the densely populated Kuala Lumpur?
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 09:12 |