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Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007


that loving thing was just crawling around my bathroom.

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Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery
don't be such a bitch

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.
you should eat it OP

be a trendsetter, eating bugs is the future

sesame_samuel_
Dec 24, 2012

Pork Pro
that is just a stray cat, pet it and pick it up, it's cool

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

oh goons, is there anything you won't be a sissy bitch about

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




a house centipede. your house is too humid op

Awesome Kristin
May 9, 2008

yum yum yum
It won't hurt you. They eat the bugs that CAN hurt you.

Awesome Kristin fucked around with this message at 06:26 on Aug 1, 2014

POWERBALL
Feb 16, 2012

by zen death robot
Um thanks for thAt op...no trigger warning or nothin...wow. just wow.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
manly solution: drown it with tequila, drink tequila.

say no to bats
Aug 15, 2001
Rumblee tumblee, climin' a hunny tree

neato burrito posted:

oh goons, is there anything you won't be a sissy bitch about

Is sally a typo for silly or is that some gay european slang?

Fuckin ninja edit

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

Demon of the East posted:

that is just a stray cat, pet it and pick it up, it's cool

I already murdered it

didn't have a collar

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
ever left your house op?

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

Awesome Kristin posted:

It won't hurt you. They eat the bugs with CAN hurt you.

yeah those things own

plus their legs explode away like dropped tinker toys if you touch them, it's cool

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

centipedes are alright but gently caress mouse spiders. those things are so fast and aggressive

POWERBALL
Feb 16, 2012

by zen death robot
Also "rest in peace to me ever sleeping again :psyduck

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
“I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will drink my fear. I will permit it to pass through me and out my urinary orifice. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

Ramsus posted:

ever left your house op?

actually yes I was sitting in a park today and there were spiders crawling all over, but spiders are cool. I even saw some frogs jumping around

gently caress that thing in the OP though

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

you know if there's one there's probably a nest of them somewhere. possibly in your mattress.

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem

Stevie Lee posted:

I already murdered it
oh, now you're in trouble.

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

Momohime Katsumi posted:

Also "rest in peace to me ever sleeping again :psyduck

to even the idea of sleeping

it's dead

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you
There are big ones in urinals sometimes, if the stall is gross I'm like sorry but you got into the urinal it was your decision you're getting pissed on. Can an invertebrate be a pervert?

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Unlike you OP, he's doing an important job. Let him get on with it.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Centipedes like that are just cute lil house guests.

Leave that lil bug person alone.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Stevie Lee posted:



that loving thing was just crawling around my bathroom.

got these all over the place since I was a kid. They're super fast fuckers too. Just smash it and go to bed.

Lol when I was little one freaked me out so bad i threw a phone book on it.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

spiders are cute sometimes, but centipedes, nah. gently caress off with your too long legs.

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

psyopmonkey posted:

Centipedes like that are just cute lil house guests.

Leave that lil bug person alone.

well I didn't invite him.

his/her legs were still twitching when I put him/her in the trashcan

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

Stevie Lee posted:



that loving thing was just crawling around my bathroom.
I get those in my bathroom too. Do you live with me :tinfoil:

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
put it up your pee hole


also close thread ban op

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Stevie Lee posted:

well I didn't invite him.

his/her legs were still twitching when I put him/her in the trashcan

I dont like you.

If you kill spiders too, I hate you.

I hope you have a really long line at the grocery store full of old women paying with checks.

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

Secks Cauldron posted:

I get those in my bathroom too. Do you live with me :tinfoil:

idk I live with two 21yr old women

sesame_samuel_
Dec 24, 2012

Pork Pro

psyopmonkey posted:

I dont like you.

If you kill spiders too, I hate you.

I hope you have a really long line at the grocery store full of old women paying with checks.
i squish everything in my house, spiders, mayflies, centipedes....I'll even squish you, come at me

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.
Lol, these are all over the place in my house. They crawl on me while I am sleeping. According to a report, you may eat one while sleeping at least once during your lifetime.

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

psyopmonkey posted:

I dont like you.

If you kill spiders too, I hate you.

I hope you have a really long line at the grocery store full of old women paying with checks.

I only kill spiders if they come at me

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
We used to have these & Daddy Long Legs in the outhouse when I was a kid. I used to hate having to go out there in the middle of the night with my little lantern & try to shoo them all away so they wouldn't crawl on me while I was trying to potty. 6 year old Trixie was more of a badass than you, OP.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Demon of the East posted:

i squish everything in my house, spiders, mayflies, centipedes....I'll even squish you, come at me

Hush your mouth. Youre a bad person.

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

Chris Awful posted:

Lol, these are all over the place in my house. They crawl on me while I am sleeping. According to a report, you may eat one while sleeping at least once during your lifetime.

ain't nothing Lol about that fucker

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

if a bug is stupid enough to let me scoop it up in a tissue it deserves to be squished. that's darwin.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Demon of the East posted:

i squish everything in my house, spiders, mayflies, centipedes....I'll even squish you, come at me

Stevie Lee posted:

I only kill spiders if they come at me


This buy I consider coming at me if I see them.

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BoredDG
Aug 10, 2013


Sleep is for weaklings anyway op.

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