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Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Chinatown posted:

hows it to still live at home OP

Are you homeless?

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Chinatown posted:

hows it to still live at home OP

I live in a home. I made it with love.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
i like how goons are afraid of all the bugs that are actually useful to humans

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Neurolimal posted:

i like how goons are afraid of all the bugs that are actually useful to humans

hey now some of have pet tarantulas.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Heh, how's it like to live at home, loser? *ties up belongings in bindle, swaggers into sunset*

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

Chinatown posted:

hows it to still live at home OP

lol I wish

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

dontcareaboutname posted:

hey now some of have pet tarantulas.
tarantulas are not useful except maybe for catching small mice in a much less efficient manner than a cat or chihuahua

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

dontcareaboutname posted:

hey now some of have pet tarantulas.

I would get one but they seem like a lot of upkeep and work.

Im better with mammals like rats and cats.

Four word animals are more my speed.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

a hole-y ghost posted:

tarantulas are not useful except maybe for catching small mice in a much less efficient manner than a cat or chihuahua

they eat a ton of other bugs, If you got enough OBT's in one location you could change the ecology to a tarantula based food chain, where its just humans and OBT's.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

psyopmonkey posted:

I would get one but they seem like a lot of upkeep and work.

Im better with mammals like rats and cats.

Four word animals are more my speed.

you get a desert tarantula and just refill its water bowl every couple days and feed it A cricket just one once a week that's it. Just put it in a critter keeper and give it a eco earth as substrate and they are good to go for 20 years or so.

naem
May 29, 2011

gently caress teh ocean

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

dontcareaboutname posted:

you get a desert tarantula and just refill its water bowl every couple days and feed it A cricket just one once a week that's it. Just put it in a critter keeper and give it a eco earth as substrate and they are good to go for 20 years or so.

Theyre fuzzy lil friends, but I dont think theyre for me.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

naem posted:

gently caress teh ocean
goons must be terrified of the ocean

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

psyopmonkey posted:

Theyre fuzzy lil friends, but I dont think theyre for me.

just buy a green bottle blue they are pretty and unkillable.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

a hole-y ghost posted:

goons must be terrified of the ocean


why is he holding a cooked crab, is he a little bitch.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

a hole-y ghost posted:

goons must be terrified of the ocean


If you are not terrified of the ocean there is something wrong with your tiny simian mind. We came from the ocean and it wants us back.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
i honestly see no reason to be scared of any animals i can kill with a hammer/rock.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Trixie Hardcore posted:

If you are not terrified of the ocean there is something wrong with your tiny simian mind. We came from the ocean and it wants us back.

i swim in the ocean weekly its a cool place as long as you areny a pasty human being nerd

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Chinatown posted:

i swim in the ocean weekly its a cool place as long as you areny a pasty human being nerd
hmm did you forget what forums you're on

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

a hole-y ghost posted:

goons must be terrified of the ocean


I so desperately want to see this thing moving around on land, even though I know that such a thing would be entirely impossible

I'd imagine it would skitter around like a spider, except every time it moved its' limbs you'd hear a thick knock as they hit the pavement

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you

dontcareaboutname posted:

i honestly see no reason to be scared of any animals i can kill with a hammer/rock.
such as a police officer?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

a hole-y ghost posted:

hmm did you forget what forums you're on

HEH!!!!

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Myron Baloney posted:

such as a police officer?

biggest thing i killed without a gun was a 20 pound raccoon with a 10 pound sledge. My uncle is a police officer, if you got the family hook up cops are awesome.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Chinatown posted:

i swim in the ocean weekly its a cool place as long as you areny a pasty human being nerd

I'm from a long line of fishermen, so the ocean has eaten several of my family members. It will have us all in the end.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

dontcareaboutname posted:

biggest thing i killed without a gun was a 20 pound raccoon with a 10 pound sledge.
lol are you a fuckin looney tune or something

*racoon looks up, a perfectly circular shadow growing around it*
"urp!" *raccoon gives the camera a wide-eyed look of despair*

POWERBALL
Feb 16, 2012

by zen death robot

dontcareaboutname posted:

biggest thing i killed without a gun was a 20 pound raccoon with a 10 pound sledge. My uncle is a police officer, if you got the family hook up cops are awesome.

Everyone look at this murder psychopath

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

a hole-y ghost posted:

goons must be terrified of the ocean


i want to eat all the legs of this creature

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

a hole-y ghost posted:

lol are you a fuckin looney tune or something

*racoon looks up, a perfectly circular shadow growing around it*
"urp!" *raccoon gives the camera a wide-eyed look of despair*

its the result of being raised by backwoods family from PA and OH.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

wile e. raccoon

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
You bunch of loving poofs.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

redshirt posted:

You bunch of loving poofs.

poo farts? speak english, did you mean to just say faggots? You sound like a human being.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

dontcareaboutname posted:

poo farts? speak english, did you mean to just say faggots? You sound like a human being.

I'm prepping for the waking of the Englishmen.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

House centipedes own, they are my little guy bros, god I love them little dudes, mad hugs and probs, squeeze em dudes till my blood levels drop.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Now, if you want to discuss real insomnia, rather than this weak rear end fear of lame bugs...

TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009


My loving freshman college dorm building was full of those god drat things.

Man was I happy to get out of that shithole

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Guancho posted:

don't be such a bitch

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

i want to eat all the legs of this creature

Me too We'll need like a cup of butter and garlic to go with it.

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Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

i want to eat all the legs of this creature
God yes. That thing is like a meal all by itself.

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