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My mum always used to say The Sonic Hedgehog and Alex the Kidd. There's probably heaps more, but those two used to piss me and my brother off heaps. No matter how many times we tried to correct her, she always hosed them up. maybe she was just trolling us  But on the other hand, she didn't give a gently caress later on when all our friends were over, smoking heaps of bongs and playing Goldeneye64 yelling and swearing at each other like xbox live retards. She's cool I suppose
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She sounds like a real 
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Aug 1, 2014 14:08
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my dad was convinced charizard was actually called charlizard
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Aug 1, 2014 14:09
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nintendo tapes how do you smoke bongs? with bigger bong?
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Aug 1, 2014 14:10
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Its too early in the morning for this crap.
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psyopmonkey posted:Its too early in the morning for this crap. It's 9pm here
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Fagmaster posted:nintendo tapes You pack a bong and you smoke it der E:and buckets. heaps of backets. That takes me back.
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Aug 1, 2014 14:13
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dad called every game i played on the xbox halo. "get off the halo and come eat dinner with me" no dad go away im not even into halo
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Aug 1, 2014 14:27
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jesus CHrist mom, how many times have I told you it's NOT THe sonic hodgehog, it's Sonic THE Hedgehog christ mom get your facts straight!!
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Aug 1, 2014 14:30
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geke rowsperg posted:jesus CHrist mom, how many times have I told you it's NOT THe sonic hodgehog, it's Sonic THE Hedgehog christ mom get your facts straight!! But she never did get it.
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Aug 1, 2014 14:36
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avatarinwin posted:dad called every game i played on the xbox halo. you're gonna feel like an rear end in a top hat when he's dead. you should have stopped playing halo and spent more time with your family
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Aug 1, 2014 14:39
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My mom stopped playing games when she got stuck at Aganihm in A Link to the Past. She was playing every day so she was way ahead of me and I was a dumb little kid I kept asking if I could try. She passed me the controller and when I beat him on the first try she got really loving pissed off and screamed, "YOU KILLED MY GUY! YOU KILLED MY GUY!" and stormed out of the room. I even reset the game for her but she was so pissed it didn't matter. A decade later I got her to play Earthbound, Illusion of Gaia and a few other games on her PC and she liked them but once she ran out of SNES rpgs she stopped playing. It was hilarious watching her play Earthbound because she couldn't figure out how to beat Giygas and must have died about 15 times. Once I had to bite my lip because she said, "Paula needs to pray because this guy is really hard" sarcastically at one point. I eventually told her that Pokey gave away the secret to beating him and she figured it out after that. Sephiroth_IRA fucked around with this message at 14:46 on Aug 1, 2014 |
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Fagmaster posted:nintendo tapes Don't hook it up! I don't want em messing with the tv.
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CaptainAssholay posted:you're gonna feel like an rear end in a top hat when he's dead. you should have stopped playing halo and spent more time with your family tell me about it
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Aug 1, 2014 14:43
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My 6 year old nephews mum says that hes not allowed to play COD because its too violent, so we watched an hour and a half playthrough of COD:Ghosts on youtube instead 
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Aug 3, 2014 09:29
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Push your mum under a train.
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Aug 3, 2014 09:30
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my dad always makes me play videogames from beyond the grave . im 34 dad ! sheesh
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Rapman the Cook posted:Throw momma from the train.
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Aug 3, 2014 09:34
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he just wants you to be happy
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Aug 3, 2014 09:35
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My grandmother plays video games but my mother doesn't I guess it skips a generation
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cat doter posted:My grandmother plays video games but my mother doesn't your child is safe my folks once visited Iceland and sent me a photo of Baldursgata street in Reykjavik 
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My mum was never interested in video games and had never played a single one until she and dad got a ps3 for something to do. She got Gran Turismo 5, then she got a racing wheel and now she has unlocked everything from that version and the sequel. So from hater to absolute nerd in well under a year.
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Aug 3, 2014 10:57
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heres 20c for the sputnik machine
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Aug 3, 2014 11:01
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When my mom played Double Dragon for two minutes, she enjoyed beating up the tough ladies with mohawks.
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My mum uses computers for a living but she doesnt have a clue about them, video games, or mobile phones. Or anything electronic really. They are just fancy typewriters to her
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Aug 3, 2014 11:17
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I agree OP your mother is p. cool especially at all the sex she has with everyone in this thread including you p. cool indeed
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My dad was always "DON'T TOUCH THE KEYBOARD WHILE IT'S LOADING!!!  " whenever we'd be playing C64 games that used to have to load for 5 minutes on the tapedeck.He was really scared that pushing any keys would break it somehow.
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Quickscope420dad posted:I agree OP your mother is p. cool especially at all the sex she has with everyone in this thread including you I've been in her vag hole at least once. It was pretty tight IMO, but then again, they all are. E:cos I have a big dick
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My dad brought me a Atrai for Christmas when I was five or four instead of a NES because he couldn't tell the difference. I was pissed all Christmas and he couldn't work out why but it's cool he made up for it by getting me a NES a few months later. He's only ever played two games in his life. That 2-player cowboy duel game on Atari and for some reason he was really into Killer Instinct and loved playing as the skeleton guy. It was really weird he used to giggle and keep laughing about how crazy looking the characters were while playing, which was odd coming from my 6.2,18st angry Scottish dad. Also he let me get an N64 for xmas even though it came out in March and all I had to do was keep £50 back from my christmas present allowance. Krypt-OOO-Nite!! fucked around with this message at 13:24 on Aug 3, 2014 |
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My dad used to play some lovely atari games with us. The only one i can remember is Battlezone, some lovely tank game that was impossible to play, like most Atari games, and some other game that was about the F-117 stealth bomber, which sucked even harder. No wonder mum divorced him
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Aug 3, 2014 13:36
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My dad has been playing the original Master of Orion for 20 years.
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Aug 3, 2014 13:42
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My dad was at Nintendo building and they were making a new game, they kept saying "Marmot Brothers" and "Douglas Brothers" and other stuff that sounded so bad, and he peaked in the door and said "Hey, Mario Brothers" and did a thumbs up gesture. And that night he got laid by 20 japanese women.
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Aug 3, 2014 13:45
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were the characters already italian, or are the japanese just racist?
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My dad would call Kuzco the llama "the camel" much to my chagrin
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Wrageowrapper posted:My mum was never interested in video games and had never played a single one until she and dad got a ps3 for something to do. She got Gran Turismo 5, then she got a racing wheel and now she has unlocked everything from that version and the sequel. So from hater to absolute nerd in well under a year. ur mum sounds cool
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"Them pokeman game cards." I used to get scared at night as a kid. Lying in bed feeling afraid. Then I would hear the soft tweeting beep of the referees whistle coming from the living room as my dad made another down on his John Madden football Sega game. Then I felt better knowing he was in the other room.
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Wicker Man posted:"Them pokeman game cards." pro tip: your dad put the controller down and let the computer just make touchdowns again and again while he was busy banging your mom he did this for your protection though
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My dad didn't play vidja but he did let us use his crazy dice for snakes and ladders. It's a much quicker game with a d20.
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my dad bought me goldeneye for my birthday. he actually liked games, and at least a week before my birthday i went downstairs and saw that he had goldenye in the slot but wave race was sitting in front of it to try to hide it. yeah dad ill never notice.
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