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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Internet VFW > August Army Thread: 270 is the Battalion Standard
 
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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
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Grimey Drawer
it'll all be ruined by ironing and starching that peace time army implements anyway.

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
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plz get shot by a real pvt pyle and die tia

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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holy poo poo that's just icing on the cake of how loving useless SMs are, especially the SMA. literally just surfs facebook all day and tattles on soldiers to their command.

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


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Anansi The Spider posted:

Number of marriages one week after graduating OSUT: 16
Number of divorces two weeks after graduating OSUT: 12

I hope I dont become the majority, I like this girl.

Also, does anyone know how long getting a spouse into DEERS usually takes? Ive been told 2 to 4 weeks

bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

oh god, please tell me this isn't real, i can't stop laughing

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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zombie303 posted:

She couldn't get pregnant before she had to deploy I guess.

:drat:

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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army speel gud

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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hahahahahaa gently caress dts :(

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