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I better not see any more of that damned Elvis hair or unkempt moos-tasches anywhere. And if you don't look like me off duty:  Then you are WRONG, hua? Fall out and get the damned work party back to area beautification. SHARP training from 1700-1900 tonight, any swinging dick who tries to sham out for "time with his family" is getting an article 15. EBB fucked around with this message at 04:41 on Aug 9, 2014 |
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DoktorLoken posted:http://www.armytimes.com/article/20120425/NEWS/204250314/Criminal-hazing-Raped-by-his-fellow-soldiers Please don't quote him, it triggers me.
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Forget crazy red dawn scenarios where russia invades the US with airliners. Say there was another classic scenario of one superpower expecting a d-day type invasion from another superpower at some unknown time in the near future not involving nuclear weapons. What percentage of C-130s would realistically get past attack aircraft and anti-air assets to drop troops? And I mean just the drop, not counting the clusterfuck that reorganizing on the ground would be.
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NTT posted:gently caress i need a tan tshirt for drill I know where mine are. In the one duffel of stuff I have left after turning everything else in this week. 
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Just glass a-stan already. It's been a piece of poo poo region with piece of poo poo inhabitants for millenia and not getting any better.
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I'd love to be a fly on the wall in their BC's office right about now.
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God forbid you get behind the wheel of a bus or 15 pax without a license.
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Hello army thread, has anyone seen Cole? Please let me know!! Why yes, I do believe I have. Cole posted:During OEF 10-11 we had a guy from 3-2 SCR (just CR now I think?) drive the striker too fast at the elevated main highway and hit the bump so fast he flipped and killed a gunner. I'd hate to live with some poo poo like that.
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NTT posted:Sounds like a noble is in for some Every time a bell rings, a PL is fired and sent to staff.
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I'm authorizing you two weeks of leave from this thread.
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What if you're not on Facebook?
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Or contact IG if you don't give a gently caress.
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Chandler's a prick, that's how he got that slot
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Neo Duckberg posted:He's watching you. Right now. Prepare for a negative counseling bitch. Go back about three years when I still gave a poo poo about counseling. My last two OERs have language that strongly infers that I'm nuts and those actually get iPERMed. His time would be better spent masturbating furiously over his job being a prick to compensate for his low self esteem.
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imagine if chandler played league of legends he's get permabanned inside of a week
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tuluk posted:corrected Whip said the admins checked and it's not IDR. Still a shithead that I want to stay the gently caress out of this thread.
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I've never heard of it being called a commander's order before, but it's very common for commanders to issue policy letters or memorandums with standing orders and instructions.
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Fucitol posted:the army is dumb as gently caress, news at eleven
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Please step into the decontamination shower and take deep breaths when the door closes, your belongings will be waiting for you on the other side.
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psydude posted:Bwahahaha, they aren't promoting my year group (in USAR) to captain until 60 months TIS. My first O-3 board didn't meet until I had 63 months TIS. Guard has a shitload of long in the tooth O-2s since most of us picked up back when it was 18 months TIS for first promotion.
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It's an E-9. They're bad no matter what.
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Welcome home man
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Anansi The Spider posted:Number of marriages one week after graduating OSUT: 16 
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TPSDude posted:Waiting for him to get banned.
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Hey top, how's it going developing real-world skills for when you get force shaped out?
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Justin Tyme posted:is it against 670-1 to get ACU tops tailored? Only knew one guy who did it. Had to have two tops cut and sewn together to fit him.
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It was like the Stay-Puft man joined the Army instead of the Navy.
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Gooble Gobble posted:There was an active shooter at Ft. Lee today. I guess some female soldier had a gun and shot herself. She is apparently still alive though, which matches up with the skill I've witnessed from females at ranges before... dusted
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psydude posted:Amateur. It's the last thing you're going to do, would it kill you to do it right?
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anne frank fanfic posted:If anything, you should have to pay us to be able to remain living in our society instead of the VA paying you. Don't you have a pistol to suck start?
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Meat gazers should get a badge. UPLs get a master meat gazer badge and a COCK KING tab.
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As a rule junior enlisted in the Guard must have the latest smartphone and J's but absolutely no way of accessing AKO or webmail.
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Aranan posted:Even then, you have to sign in twelve times and click seven links just to check your email. Provided you have all the software and certificates installed correctly and the server responds. Emphasis on correctly.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:gently caress the army somebody do september
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