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Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
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All the good and competent astronauts are Navy.

Also Marines ride in our equipment.

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Dec 29, 2008
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Christoff posted:

Yeah, makes sense. You guys ever see people busted for :siren: HUMAN TRAFFICKING :siren:

gently caress even Israel though :shrug: and not that I cared to know but I heard Oman too if you knew who to ask. Which makes sense since Salalah is a pretty big port.

If you need a hooker in Israel you're a pretty sad sack. That's like getting a hooker in Australia. Obviously people do it but it's lazy as poo poo.

The gulf states it's all about getting some random Russian sent to your hotel room which misses out on the joys of the cathouse experience IMO

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Dec 29, 2008
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Netanyahu posted:

If you're referring to some event 40 years ago it should be noted it will never happen again. We also sacrificed a large financial reparation payout.

Christoff's talking about prostitutes, not the Pueblo

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Dec 29, 2008
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vulturesrow posted:

Are the Jewesses easy?

If there are two countries in the world where the people in general and the girls in particular are known for being American friendly, and for more than just obvious green-card antics, it's Israel and Australia. (Someone tell an Australian tennis ball sea story.). Plus it is a modern liberated society at a point we're honestly regressing away from, and the cities have a tremendous party culture when they're not forced to take shelter.

I wouldn't call them easy, if you're a docking up Frenchman or something you'll probably get a cooler reception

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Dec 29, 2008
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Boon posted:

There's some sensational reporting in there that makes me want to punch Mr. David Larter in the dick (and then get rung up on SAPR charges). But still, :stare:

Seriously, it sounds like they were without an XO for only three weeks and they keep calling an O-4 DH a 'junior officer'. But no, THE TWILIGHT ZONE. Also they break out a laundry list of poo poo like the quals being hosed and then make it sound like it was squadron's fault in the first place. The most serious thing seems to be that they didn't have the captain on the bridge for the unrep? Is this really that bad?

Also my CO shared his head with at least one other officer the entire time I was on board and no one thought that was weird

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Dec 29, 2008
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Fart Sandwiches posted:

ooooooh don't do that, you are getting raped on taxes

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ManMythLegend posted:

This could be right. I have no idea where to even start looking for an official definition of a JO for the Navy.

I always thought JO was first sea tour. It seems odd to me to call a department head a JO. Norm on a submarine is an O-4 XO that doesn't make O-5 until after they leave, and department heads that show up O-3 and leave O-4. E: Then again, first tour on a sub means you've had at least two division officer spots including an engineering one, and are qual'ed surfaced and submerged OOD etc, dunno if it's that rigorous on a skimmer.

I still can't wrap my head around how whatever overlooking command just forgot they had a ship without an XO, and, yeah, regardless of what mess the upper officer ranks were in, stuff like watchbills and maintenance falling apart sounds like a goat locker problem, not an O-gang one.

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Dec 29, 2008
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quote:

In early sailing years, livestock would travel on ships, providing the crew the fresh milk, meats, and eggs. as well as serving as ships mascots. One pet, a goat named El Cid (meaning Chief) was the mascot aboard the USS New York. When its crew attended the fourth Navy-Army football game in 1893, they took El Cid to the game, which resulted in the West Pointers losing. El Cid (The Chief) was offered shore duty at Annapolis and became the Navy's mascot. This is believed to be the source of the old Navy term, Goat Locker.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
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Really shoulda gone with Ram Shack if you ask me

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DownByTheWooter posted:

edit: fuckin jew jewed me right out of answering the POD navy heritage question

I'm afraid that's going to count against your sailor of the quarter board score

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Dec 29, 2008
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My BAH/BAS stopped 30 days into my 78+ of terminal. That was a long time ago and people here have insisted it was incorrect, but I was warned in advance that it would. Just sayin'

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Dec 29, 2008
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Zarc posted:

Interesting. Just how long ago was this? I took 2 months of terminal when I got out and collected housing the entire time.

'06

Again, multiple people here have said that's not how it should've happened, but it did, and by the time I'd heard it might be wrong I was long past caring

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Dec 29, 2008
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Don't go

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Dec 29, 2008
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I can't see how any recruit is 'high maintenance' if they're the ones calling the office

the 'high maintenance' ones are the ones you're having to run down the track to shave those last precious pounds, or teach how to read so they can become a cook

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Dec 29, 2008
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If you're going to join the Navy with the intent of never going to sea, just join the loving Air Force

We had one striker go cook (because he cleverly realized it was the only reliable way to get out of cranking) and one who was admittedly a bit of a meathead go TM. SKs had some bitch work at sea and of course had to stand basic watches but for a seagoing rate it really did have a ton of plusses. When I was super-nubly and got put on port and starboard Tiger Team sharing a rack with one of the SKs, he just moved into the cave underneath the shack, which was drat near half as big as the entirety of aft berthing.

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Dec 29, 2008
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Real French toast with real eggs is pretty good, though. Key point, use up to one egg per slice, none of this pantywaist 3-4 eggs for the whole loaf poo poo

Our cooks would be genuinely pissed when we ate enough of the dinner that they had to put something other than leftovers out for midrats. Often they'd just leave the evening meal sitting out until breakfast and call it good.

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Dec 29, 2008
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Sir Lucius posted:

I just went to safeway to buy limes and nacho ingredients. I don't understand why anyone would want to eat boat food.

Because you're at loving sea????

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Dec 29, 2008
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Fart Sandwiches posted:

Fresh bread can make even chicken wheels taste good.

Chicken wheels and fried hamsters were the best meals on the boat. The cooks hated serving them because people would eat so much.

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Dec 29, 2008
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Seqenenra posted:

What is so bad about Norfolk? I was never stationed there, but it is possible I'll end up there in a civilian capacity.

- There are a million bazillion people on the base
- Almost all of those people have to get on/off base, park, commute in the general area including quite probably a bottlenecking tunnel or bridge every day
- They have a million bazillion dependents slamming any sort of NEX, clinic or support facility nonstop
- The presence of multiple massive Navy bases in the vicinity means most of the area and people remotely nearby are in some way associated with base support, or somehow bilking sailors. It's not as bad as, say, Groton in terms of running off every single respectable human being and institution, but the spread is much larger
- It's too close to Washington, the Pentagon, NR etc, and for most of the service communities present it's where the hard chargers and guys looking to make a name for themselves go, to maximize their visibility to higher ups. That means, depending on your position, you're dealing with a lot of shouty dicks and constant audits and inspections.
- Southern Virginia isn't all that nice to begin with

That's a not-all-encompassing list but most other negs are going to be ancillary to those

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Dec 29, 2008
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The casinos were the nicest thing about Groton

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Dec 29, 2008
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Also stay awake in class you dumb poo poo

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There was a core group of three or four of us in power school that would have to be standing in the back of class pretty much every Friday to stay awake. We'd inevitably start swaying and shuffling together before getting in a straight up doo-wop spinning and clapping routine, seeing how far we could go to gently caress with the instructor before he'd tell us to knock it off. Nuke school was a pretty good time.

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Dec 29, 2008
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I easily made the re-enlistment bonus money and then some within 2 years of getting out and enjoying civlife, and even working 'long' civilian hours my quality of life was soooooo much better

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Mr. Nice! posted:

I was about to post this but got sidetracked by sodomy.

August Navy Thread: Was About To Post, Got Sidetracked By Sodomy

I passed out during a drill one time at the RPCP and drat near faceplanted into the shim switch and had to have the RO drill monitor kick me awake. In fairness I was in an EAB and ventilation was secured in maneuvering with like 15 people in there and it was hot as gently caress. I also nearly conked out up in the sail during a particularly long and bad maneuvering watch when it was deep-subfreezing in the North Atlantic and I had like seven layers of clothes and chemical warmers inside my pumpkin suit and still practically had hypothermia. I sure as gently caress want HM students in a regular classroom to stay awake, jesus gently caress.

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Dec 29, 2008
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I seem to remember the sailor's creed being a fairly new thing that was crafted to be as gay as possible. On the other hand Anchors Aweigh is probably the best branch song.

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Dec 29, 2008
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LingcodKilla posted:

"Yar maties enjoy these frosted hard tack and spotted dick puddings"

Ugh please don't remind me of the times our cooks decided they knew better than the recipe mrc's

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Dec 29, 2008
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Mad Dragon posted:

What? Rice looks just like shredded mozzarella. Should be totally fine on pizza.

We had almonds on pizza, once.

Almonds.

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Dec 29, 2008
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Had a cook go elbow deep into the creamed corn to stir it, no glove, during a supervised evolution as part of whatever Supply's laughable equivalent of a TRE was called

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Blueberry

Blueberry meatloaf

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Mr. Nice! posted:

gently caress yeah. I actually wrote multiple letters for the t-shirt commodore regarding ball caps and other uniform feedback. I'd like to feel I had a hand in this inconsequential, yet nice change for people still in. I'm pissed that someone over the years seems to have absconded with a couple of my old ball caps. I feel like a tool wearing them, but it gets me so god damned much business down here in the south it's hard not to.

Did he tell you it was fine to wear one, as long as you bought enough to share with the whole command?

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Dec 29, 2008
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Also I don't even begin to want to know what kind of 'business' wearing a command cap around as a civilian brings in

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TheQuietWilds posted:

I don't think requiring a basic level of literacy or education isn't a bad thing either

Like a Full Sail degree provides either of these

It would be one thing if you had the option of taking even two years off to attend college full-time, but otherwise getting any degree that's not obvious horseshit is going to depend on getting very lucky with your shore tour billet and/or landing somewhere that can afford to let you gently caress off your job and study/go to class all the time instead. That's not particularly fair as it's not really possible for a lot of rates.

E: Why is this thread still open

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