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joshtothemaxx: Nov 17, 2008; I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...

Dc looking sloppy, but that happens with Neal and Kemp out there. Happy with a draw if they continue like this.

# ? Aug 4, 2014 01:47

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 03:43

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

What a comical way to lose a game.

# ? Aug 4, 2014 02:55

guppy: Sep 21, 2004; sting like a byob

gently caress me.

# ? Aug 4, 2014 02:55

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
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BRUIN

# ? Aug 4, 2014 02:58

joshtothemaxx: Nov 17, 2008; I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...

Glad to see those lovely 2013 Uniteds aren't dead yet, what the gently caress.

# ? Aug 4, 2014 03:00

Gin Soaked Ape: May 4, 2004

I am always surprised by how poo poo Eddie Johnson is. he so clearly doesn't give a gently caress what is happening

# ? Aug 4, 2014 03:44

Hungryjack: May 9, 2003

Gin Soaked Ape posted:

I am always surprised by how poo poo Eddie Johnson is. he so clearly doesn't give a gently caress what is happening

He gave a gently caress when Brian Ching called him out last week for being lazy. He just did give enough of a gently caress to put in the work to prove him wrong.

# ? Aug 4, 2014 08:08

B.B. Rodriguez: Aug 8, 2005; Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

Hungryjack posted:

He gave a gently caress when Brian Ching called him out last week for being lazy. He just did give enough of a gently caress to put in the work to prove him wrong.

Pigma_Micron had a great theory that he'd be a 20 goal scorer in this league if you gave him $25k per goal. They'd all be unassisted and he'd never pass to anyone ever, but he'd get his.

# ? Aug 4, 2014 19:38

Hungryjack: May 9, 2003

B.B. Rodriguez posted:

Pigma_Micron had a great theory that he'd be a 20 goal scorer in this league if you gave him $25k per goal. They'd all be unassisted and he'd never pass to anyone ever, but he'd get his.

I think that is more or less what Brian said and it's what pissed Eddie off so much. And then he didn't score a goal once again.

# ? Aug 5, 2014 16:53

In Training: Jun 28, 2008

I wish Eddie Johnson did not play in this league, he is a colossal baby.

CCL stuff starts tonight for the MLS, looking forward to another 9 months of creeping Mexican victory

# ? Aug 5, 2014 16:58

B.B. Rodriguez: Aug 8, 2005; Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

Hungryjack posted:

I think that is more or less what Brian said and it's what pissed Eddie off so much. And then he didn't score a goal once again.

Nice. I never listened to the audio, but it's great to know that people are on the same page.

# ? Aug 5, 2014 17:01

Hungryjack: May 9, 2003

"He is one of those guys that every time he is getting close to playing for a contract or proving himself, he goes out and he does his work and you're like, 'Wow, okay!'" Ching said. "But once he gets that contract or DP status, he tends to disappear a little bit. It's kind of like he's fighting so hard to prove that he's good that when he gets there, he just kind of stops doing the things that made him successful.

"If I was to sign him, I would say, 'Hey, here's $10,000 a goal. You're making $50,000 or you're making $100,000. You want money? Score goals,'" continued Ching. "He has the talent to do it. I think he loses that drive, that mentality once he gets rewarded or gets his contract."

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Unsurprisingly, Johnson did not subscribe to his point of view.

# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:09

porkface: Dec 29, 2000

That is delicious. I wonder how Johnson feels about playing until he's 84 to balance the books.

# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:52

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

"We've got the power now, motherfucker" goes uncensored.

# ? Aug 7, 2014 03:50

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

drat, that sequence by LA was a clinic.

...and San Jose goes back on top less than 2 minutes later. This is turning into a fun match.

# ? Aug 9, 2014 04:25

In Training: Jun 28, 2008

Agreed. Here's hoping LA loses out the season now that Landon has announced his departure.

# ? Aug 9, 2014 04:29

El Jebus: Jun 18, 2008; This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

Or they tie it back up.

Poor Stu, he sounds so sad talking about how he used to play the game.

# ? Aug 9, 2014 05:01

Shammypants: May 25, 2004; Let me tell you about true luxury.

WONDOOOOOO, WONDOOOOOOOOO, WONDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- Busch

# ? Aug 9, 2014 05:15

In Training: Jun 28, 2008

Cato hosed up San Jose's perfect stat sheet. Motherfucker.

# ? Aug 9, 2014 05:50

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Can't post for 10 hours!

Carlos Valdes is back y'all

:getin:

# ? Aug 10, 2014 00:08

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Can't post for 10 hours!

Le DOOP ft. :laffo:

Defense

# ? Aug 10, 2014 00:20

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

hell yeah love me some goals

# ? Aug 10, 2014 00:21

In Training: Jun 28, 2008

Lamont Cranston posted:

hell yeah love me some goals

I am not watching the game, but I have to agree with you.

# ? Aug 10, 2014 00:24

JayMax: Jun 14, 2007; Hard-nosed gentleman

DOOP posted:

Le DOOP ft. Defense

Perkins pulled that exact same poo poo a few weeks ago. He needs to GTFO.

http://matchcenter.mlssoccer.com/matchcenter/2014-07-12-montreal-impact-vs-sporting-kansas-city/details/video/20264

# ? Aug 10, 2014 01:04

Aves Maria!: Jul 26, 2008; Maybe I'll drown

remember when people actually thought Perkins was a good GK? lol

# ? Aug 10, 2014 01:19

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

# ? Aug 10, 2014 01:29

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Can't post for 10 hours!

Le Brace

Seba balls so hard

# ? Aug 10, 2014 01:37

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Oh hey, Montreal don't totally suck

# ? Aug 10, 2014 01:46

guppy: Sep 21, 2004; sting like a byob

Let's not say things we can't take back

# ? Aug 10, 2014 01:51

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

This game has had a ludicrous amount of injury time.

# ? Aug 10, 2014 02:03

Dallan Invictus: Oct 11, 2007; The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

guppy posted:

Let's not say things we can't take back

Truth, but that was a pretty finish by Tissot, getting on the end of that long ball to hit it first time. Consolation prize for the kid since there's no way MTL will equalize (in fact it's probably already over as I type this?)

# ? Aug 10, 2014 02:03

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Can't post for 10 hours!

The Union win a game wooooo

# ? Aug 10, 2014 02:04

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

3' stoppage time...game ends at 97:30.

# ? Aug 10, 2014 02:05

TheBoyBlunder: Jul 3, 2004; Anyone else have the munchies?

Well Rapids v Dallas may be over because of two lovely officiating decisions. 1) Dallas was offside on the first goal and 2) that's not a penalty. I don't care, that's not a penalty. poo poo.

Admittedly the rapids aren't doing a lot to help their own cause.

# ? Aug 10, 2014 02:19

B.B. Rodriguez: Aug 8, 2005; Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

Did not expect 3-2 in favor of TFC today. This is a fun game.

# ? Aug 10, 2014 02:22

insider: Feb 22, 2007; A secret room... always my favourite room in a house.

For once it's Crew's defense that lets us down. Getting swept by TFC loving sucks.

# ? Aug 10, 2014 02:35

Azerban: Oct 28, 2003

We have 3 wins against Columbus this year, the same amount of wins as Montreal has total.

# ? Aug 10, 2014 02:46

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

BICYCLE KICK QUOTA MET :siren:

(Ball goes 5 feet wide of the goal)

# ? Aug 10, 2014 02:50

guppy: Sep 21, 2004; sting like a byob

Pretty worried for this match for DC, especially with Kitchen out. Although I don't know like half of these RSL players.

EDIT: That was an abominable cross from Deleon

guppy fucked around with this message at 03:15 on Aug 10, 2014

# ? Aug 10, 2014 03:07

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 03:43

guppy: Sep 21, 2004; sting like a byob

God dammit.

# ? Aug 10, 2014 03:19

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