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jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight
its so loving hot dude holy poo poo.

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Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
August NHL N/V: Ughhhhhhhhh are we there yet

Reverend Sub-Zero
Jan 11, 2008

Filladelfia Pliers
August NHL N/V: Who Farted?

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




This is the worst month as a fan of the sport of hockey. Doubly so for HAS.

Slappy Pappy
Oct 15, 2003

Mighty, mighty eagle soaring free
Defender of our homes and liberty
Bravery, humility, and honesty...
Mighty, mighty eagle, rescue me!
Dinosaur Gum
It's almost Orpik Time!

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

Reverend Sub-Zero posted:

August NHL N/V: Who Farted?

Goldblum

Chicken Doodle
May 16, 2007


Think that's a shart mate

Austrian mook
Feb 24, 2013

by Shine
Sign Silfverberg and DSP thx GMBM

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!
Terrible thread. Terrible.

Austrian mook
Feb 24, 2013

by Shine

grack posted:

Terrible thread. Terrible.

I'm enjoying it

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Reverend Sub-Zero posted:

August NHL N/V: Who Farted?

P.K doesn't play PK pourquoi we pay him? :confused: :psyduck:

Reverend Sub-Zero
Jan 11, 2008

Filladelfia Pliers
^^^ haha


Swish.

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together

Furnaceface posted:

This is the worst month as a fan of the sport of hockey. Doubly so for HAS.

This is the worst month of sports period.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
August NHL N/V: The Pernell Karl Subban Sweepstakes

HOW COULD YOU
Jun 1, 2006

The man in black fled across Middle Tennessee, and Pierre followed.

ElwoodCuse posted:

This is the worst month of sports period.

What even happens in august.

Fuckin august, get outta here

Look Around You
Jan 19, 2009

Poonerman posted:

August NHL N/V: The Pernell Karl Subban Sweepstakes

Nah that's the thread title for the July 2016 thread.

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

Look Around You posted:

Nah that's the thread title for the July 2016 thread.

Teams are gonna clear cap space for Subban the entire season leading up to it, just like they do in the NBA. Bettman's work is complete.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

HOW COULD YOU posted:

What even happens in august.

Fuckin august, get outta here

Preseason NFL and College football at the end of the month

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
August is so bad even the year-round NFL hype machine can only say "well don't worry you'll get real football next month! Get excited!"

Jedimastafez
Jun 5, 2005

The Stanley Cup has been kidnapped by Gary Bettman! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue it?
gently caress sake Montreal - you have to re-sign Subban in time for that first Habs v Bruins game

Giant Tourtiere
Aug 4, 2006

TRICHER
POUR
GAGNER
The Oilers are back baby

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
Goldblum you had ONE job to do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbVdyPZiOLM

IBurnStuffAlot
Feb 25, 2008

:siren:DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN:siren:
So Tavares' number is getting retired by the Oshawa generals. Horray.

Misanthrope
Jun 10, 2001

QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK
This is a terrible time in sports in general.

Baseball is just starting to get slightly interesting oh god why do they play 482 games a season.

NFL hasn't started yet, CFL apparently has.

Soccer leagues haven't started yet and who cares about the first month.

Basketball is basketball.

And hey that golfer got busted for cocaine, that's ... something.

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

Misanthrope posted:

Soccer leagues haven't started yet and who cares about the first month.

Uhh... well, that would suck, since I'm on my way to a NY RedBulls game.




Something somwthing joke about ~*real soccer*~

E: basketball really should be a summer sport. It's not like they play outdoors and have to worry about it being hot (unless you're Lebron)

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Misanthrope posted:

And hey that golfer got busted for cocaine, that's ... something.

Gretzky's future son-in-law, it's even sort of hockey news.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!
Steve Mason is expected to miss two weeks of on-ice training with a broken pinky finger.

Dammit, there go my dreams of seeing Tim Thomas playing in The City of Brotherly Love.

sba
Jul 9, 2001

bae
@TSNBobMcKenzie
A settlement between PK Subban and MTL is imminent. New deal coming.

Fateo McMurray
Mar 22, 2003

8 years. drat

sba
Jul 9, 2001

bae
Subban's eight year deal with MTL has an AAV of $9M


:laugh:

deafmute
Jun 24, 2003

You can't choke if you chew forever
:dukedog:

sba posted:

Subban's eight year deal with MTL has an AAV of $9M


:laugh:
Good thing they jerked him around with those bridge contracts to save themselves like $2million dollars short term and wouldn't give him the 6 year/$36mil or whatever deal he wanted before :retrogames:

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

deafmute posted:

Good thing they jerked him around with those bridge contracts to save themselves like $2million dollars short term and wouldn't give him the 6 year/$36mil or whatever deal he wanted before :retrogames:

They not only lost money because of the bridge, but are paying him $500k more a year than he would have signed for earlier.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
The Ducks are retiring Teemu's jersey during the Jets/Ducks game this year.

McDragon
Sep 11, 2007

Well thank gently caress they finally re-signed Subban. Took 'em long enough.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Is the nightmare over now?

Austrian mook
Feb 24, 2013

by Shine

ROSS MY SALAD posted:

The Ducks are retiring Teemu's jersey during the Jets/Ducks game this year.

It would be cool if they did Kariya too, eventually.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Montreal re-signed Subban to a long term. Subban resigned to a long term in Montreal.

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

1st team all star
+
2nd degree manslaughter
=
3rd world clothing line
Stamkos is gonna make like $12mil

Austrian mook
Feb 24, 2013

by Shine
I'd like to remind the thread that that Minnesota fan (Top Hats Monthly?) Toxxed himself that Subban would end up on the Wild.

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Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Austrian mook posted:

I'd like to remind the thread that that Minnesota fan (Top Hats Monthly?) Toxxed himself that Subban would end up on the Wild.

Did he say when?

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