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Hostile Rabbi
Jun 25, 2005

by Ralp
they have good rye bread and a large selection of kosher meats

also they make a matzo ball soup which is very good

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Nude Bog Lurker
Jan 2, 2007
Fun Shoe
did they steal the store from a kebab place

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

got some kosher meat for ya op

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.
I farted in a Jewish deli once. It was funny at first, but then I was sad because I remembered the holocaust. :smith:

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 634 days!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH2a2Drq3q0

Selim Sivad
Sep 2, 2008

by Ralp
Are there any palestinian chicken places in your neighborhood, cause they're probably better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NeqZOce1fE

BEAR GRYLLZ
Jul 30, 2006

I have strong erections for Israel.
Strong, pathetic erections.

uh, mods? the loving anti-semitism on this forum is out of control

Hostile Rabbi
Jun 25, 2005

by Ralp
there is a really good Lebanese place a few miles away but the Jewish deli more convenient and also the owners are very friendly

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Pastrami is really good and I wish I could find a packaged version that was worth a drat

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




same

PantsandCola
Aug 17, 2013

you did good... you did good
deli jews are good jews

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
I don't think pastrami is that great. its okay, not great.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Baracula posted:

I don't think pastrami is that great. its okay, not great.

It's the closest they can get to bacon I guess.

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

i like a chinese food sometimes

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Bert Roberge posted:

It's the closest they can get to bacon I guess.

but that gross vegetarian bacon is made out of plastic I think and im pretty sure that's kosher.

Selim Sivad
Sep 2, 2008

by Ralp
Reubens are really good. Jews got that poo poo on lock.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

bunky posted:

i like a chinese food sometimes

i had some the other day. it was good. it was in a plastic thing and i took it away from the shop to eat

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 634 days!

BEAR GRYLLZ posted:

I have strong erections for Israel.
Strong, pathetic erections.

Simmer down baby dick.

A FESTIVE SKELETON
Oct 2, 2011

TIS THE SEASON BITCH
id pee in sarah silvermans butt

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

how do you feel about dead palestinians op?!?

FunkyFlashman
May 10, 2013

Space Jam posted:

how do you feel about delicious pastrami ??

fixed

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Do they sell pork related products?

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Al Borland posted:

Do they sell pork related products?

ask for the kosher sausage ;)

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

Rayjenkins posted:

id pee in sarah silvermans butt

could she pee in my butt because i would do that for sure

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender
Ask them if they support Israel's actions towards Gaza and the Palestinian people. No matter their answer, smile, pay your bill, tip if customary, and leave the restaurant.

If they said yes, come back the next day and spray white phosphorous onto their faces and their family's faces.

A FESTIVE SKELETON
Oct 2, 2011

TIS THE SEASON BITCH

Node posted:

Ask them if they support Israel's actions towards Gaza and the Palestinian people. No matter their answer, smile, pay your bill, tip if customary, and leave the restaurant.

If they said yes, come back the next day and spray white phosphorous onto their faces and their family's faces.

willy pete in fact sticks to kids

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Selim Sivad posted:

Are there any palestinian chicken places in your neighborhood, cause they're probably better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NeqZOce1fE

Lol I love this show.

Risky
May 18, 2003

Pansacola posted:

deli jews are good jews

Good hearted and money saving.

A FESTIVE SKELETON
Oct 2, 2011

TIS THE SEASON BITCH

Risky posted:

Good hearted and money saving.

the stench of deli mustard and body hair hits me in the face like a wall of humidity; musky and ultimately displeasing

nimh
Sep 18, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Al Borland posted:

Lol I love this show.

I like you
Whats not to like?
Uh, you're a jew
Eh

A FESTIVE SKELETON
Oct 2, 2011

TIS THE SEASON BITCH

nimh posted:

I like you
Whats not to like?
Uh, you're a jew
Eh

the ultimate crime

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
You know what's a good Jewish food? Latkes (AKA potato pancakes)



They're traditionally served during Hanukkah but I'll eat them every chance I get, no matter what time of year it is

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Selim Sivad posted:

Reubens are really good. Jews got that poo poo on lock.

A reuben isn't even kosher, it's more properly Zamerican food not jeweudh

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

Nude Bog Lurker posted:

did they steal the store from a kebab place
lol

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Binary Logic
Dec 28, 2000

Fun Shoe
Now this thread's got me craving delicious knishes.

Binary Logic
Dec 28, 2000

Fun Shoe
n/m off topic

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
I once had cholent (sp??) and it whas horrible

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
Jewish delis are the best delis.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
I have no horse in the i/p race but I'd much rather be eating hummus and shawarmas and other things from those countries that hate israel a lot. They clearly have the culinary high ground.

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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Al Cowens posted:

I have no horse in the i/p race but I'd much rather be eating hummus and shawarmas and other things from those countries that hate israel a lot. They clearly have the culinary high ground.

You can get pretty much 100℅ of popular deli food from other places like germans except better because they also eat pork

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