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actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

DMX is terrified of using Google

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntmuSzxopVk

I thought if we can raise money for a terrible hot dog shack in bumfuck nowhere we can raise money to help DMX

Then he could do stuff like

quote:

stop

drop

click a mouse open up amazon shop

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actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Here is DMX on a slingshot for further content

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tZ3-a7lCAU

please post about DMX ITT

Bruce Ivins
Aug 7, 2008

Hello I am with the FBI and I am hijacking this thread.

Alberto Basalm
Nov 14, 2005

*DMX voice* WHAAAT!

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
i'd invite him over for dinner

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994

actionjackson posted:

Here is DMX on a slingshot for further content

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tZ3-a7lCAU

please post about DMX ITT

This is the best video

Alberto Basalm
Nov 14, 2005

related: DJ Paul cooking crab legs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIQgACoSyB4

ExtraFox
May 22, 2003

~all of these candy~
kickstarter idea: teach DMX to stop abusing dogs

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
I never noticed how the arrow just turns into a hand when it means I could press a button. loving computers are loving non-intuitive to those who didn't grow up with em.

Richardanator
May 8, 2006

Mmmm.....

quote:

He is a "Successful Black Man" (reddit inside joke) :P

Wish we had cool inside jokes like this

staplegun
Sep 21, 2003

actionjackson posted:

Here is DMX on a slingshot for further content

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tZ3-a7lCAU

please post about DMX ITT

i could sit around and watch DMX be black all day

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
Imma bluescreen the poo poo outta you twice dog!
And thats before I start cursing!

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

teach dmx that crack is a tool created to enslave us

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
DMX is like a black Karl Pilkington. And that's OK.


"Why can't they just use normal words?"

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Necros posted:

teach dmx that crack is a tool created to enslave us

He needs to learn how to type that into google first

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
I wish I had DMX's voice. UNGH! UNGH! UNGH! UNGH! WHAAAAT!!!

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

actionjackson posted:

Here is DMX on a slingshot for further content

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tZ3-a7lCAU

please post about DMX ITT

this is good

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Thread needs more a capella DMX

FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtBaeOwwK3c

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem
the shell of those crab legs probably tastes delicious

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield

y'all gonn make me go all out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BodNRjVCHjU

edit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q6lgzzfPS4

David Copperfield fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Aug 2, 2014

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
mods plz embed + autoplay this tia

Fastball LIVE in concert
Jul 10, 2010

actionjackson posted:

Here is DMX on a slingshot for further content

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tZ3-a7lCAU

please post about DMX ITT

He's right, though. Ghosts are some scary poo poo.

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
it's a lot more fun to try and use computers on DXM imho

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield

Deathface posted:

He's right, though. Ghosts are some scary poo poo.

But he conquers his fears, as always

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roo0CeT1VXI

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
Why would someone make this.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

I am Toni Lippi posted:

I wish I had DMX's voice. UNGH! UNGH! UNGH! UNGH! WHAAAAT!!!

he made a career out of grunting. he's my hero

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

DMX in an interview in 2008 posted:

Are you following the presidential race?
Not at all.

You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.
His name is Barack?!

Barack Obama, yeah.
Barack?!

Barack.
What the gently caress is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?

Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
Barack Obama?

Yeah.
What the gently caress?! That ain’t no fuckin’ name, yo. That ain’t that nigga’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the gently caress outta here.

You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.
I ain’t really paying much attention.

I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black…
Wow, Barack! The nigga’s name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the gently caress, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his fuckin’ name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, “Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit” [laughs] “That ain’t your fuckin’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no drat Barack.

So you’re not following the race. You can’t vote right?
Nope.

Is that why you’re not following it?
No, because it’s just—it doesn’t matter. They’re gonna do what they’re gonna do. It doesn’t really make a difference. These are the last years.

But it would be pretty big if we had a first Black president. That would be huge.
I mean, I guess…. What, they gon’ give a dog a bone? There you go. Ooh, we have a Black president now. They should’ve done that poo poo a long time ago, we wouldn’t be in the fuckin’ position we in now. With world war coming up right now. They done hosed this poo poo up then give it to the Black people, “Here you take it. Take my mess.”

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


george bush cared about dmx

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

The best part of that slingshot video is that you probably can't tell the difference between that and his a capella Youtube videos. In fact, has anyone overlayed one of his tracks with it yet?

FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

WhyteRyce posted:

The best part of that slingshot video is that you probably can't tell the difference between that and his a capella Youtube videos. In fact, has anyone overlayed one of his tracks with it yet?

WHAAAT

Spunky Junior Reporter!
Jul 27, 2011

Fun Shoe
OP, why are you so dumb and lovely

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Wow that is neat (the unending looping)

Photosyphilis
Jul 17, 2014

Science rules!
"Why they gotta use these funny words like google. Just get a regular word. Like what the gently caress is a google"
10^100. Math n poo poo.

edit: I loving know 10^100 is spelled googol go away

Photosyphilis fucked around with this message at 21:51 on Aug 2, 2014

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Why the gently caress would DMX give two shits about Google when he's clearly an Apple guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PP-vu9ORH4

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
a nerdcore rapper named DIVX

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
got blood on my dick cuz i hosed a corpse

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

WhyteRyce posted:

Why the gently caress would DMX give two shits about Google when he's clearly an Apple guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PP-vu9ORH4

The woz was good in that video. gently caress tmz

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jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
yall niggas remind me of a strip club cuz everytime ya come around
i just gotta get my dick sucked

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