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this movie suffers from a lack of a cute female lead like mandy moore in a walk to remember i hear theres a sex scene involving oxygen tanks but this is otherwise the most boring film ive attempted to watch in a while. i just passed the charli xcx song, does it get better??
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idk i don't like coming of age stories in general so i'm assuming it doesn't get any better if the oxygen tanks don't blow up
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Aug 2, 2014 20:32
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isn't she supposed to be 16, OP
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Aug 2, 2014 20:33
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Should just watch Divergent instead.
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i dont want to watch the movie but can you tell me where they put the oxygen tanks and was it stimulating tia
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Aug 2, 2014 20:37
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what in the gently caress are you talking about?
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Aug 2, 2014 20:39
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A cancerous movie about cancer
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Aug 2, 2014 20:42
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so now it looks like its the guy who gets a fresh bout of incurable cancer
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Aug 2, 2014 20:53
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Libelous Slander posted:A cancerous movie about cancer Thank You For Smoking?
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Aug 2, 2014 20:56
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I HAVE AN ENLARDEG PROSTATE AND PRE-DIABETES PLEASE MAKE A YA MOVIE ABOUT ME TIA
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Aug 2, 2014 21:00
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Crow_Rodeo posted:Should just watch Divergent instead. I finished reading all 3 of the books in this series last month, and then just now I hear there's a movie out. Is it any good?
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Aug 2, 2014 21:19
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Otacon posted:I finished reading all 3 of the books in this series last month, and then just now I hear there's a movie out. Is it any good? were the books any good? i'm looking for a new series
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Aug 2, 2014 21:23
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Pumpy Muffinz posted:were the books any good? i'm looking for a new series They're definitely early-adult (If I had read these at 16 it woulda blown my mind) but still enjoyable. First book was very good, 2nd book was sort of good, 3rd book was only there to wrap up the series and provide closure. At least read the first.
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Aug 2, 2014 21:26
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this movie sucked. boy dies, was hoping she would follow but doesnt.
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Aug 2, 2014 21:29
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FAGGY CLAUSE posted:this movie sucked. boy dies, was hoping she would follow but doesnt. In the movie do they break up for a short time because the boy gets tricked into sucking an older guys dick?
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Aug 2, 2014 21:35
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Otacon posted:They're definitely early-adult (If I had read these at 16 it woulda blown my mind) but still enjoyable. First book was very good, 2nd book was sort of good, 3rd book was only there to wrap up the series and provide closure. works for me. who's the author?
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legasaurusrex posted:idk i don't like coming of age stories in general so i'm assuming it doesn't get any better if the oxygen tanks don't blow up you know who also didn't like stories where kids grow up? aatrek
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Aug 2, 2014 21:36
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I am Toni Lippi posted:In the movie do they break up for a short time because the boy gets tricked into sucking an older guys dick? i like that bedtime story
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Aug 2, 2014 21:37
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how do you get tricked into sucking a dick?
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Aug 2, 2014 21:39
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pizza box with a hole on bottom. extra sausage
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Aug 2, 2014 21:39
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Aug 2, 2014 21:41
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porkchop_express posted:pizza box with a hole on bottom. i don't usually suck on my pizza until it squirts in my mouth. extra sausage or not
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Tuxedo Gin posted:hollowed out popsicle thats kinda clever. evil, but clever
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Aug 2, 2014 21:43
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He told him that he had come up with the cure and while walking around with it in a hypodermic needle he tripped and it was injected into his balls. The boy had to get it out before it was absorbed into the body!
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Aug 2, 2014 21:43
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I am Toni Lippi posted:He told him that he had come up with the cure and while walking around with it in a hypodermic needle he tripped and it was injected into his balls. The boy had to get it out before it was absorbed into the body! was this boy "special?"
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Aug 2, 2014 21:45
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Pumpy Muffinz posted:i don't usually suck on my pizza until it squirts in my mouth. extra sausage or not never say "whos dick do i need to suck to get some ranch for my pizza" if you dont want the answer
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Aug 2, 2014 21:46
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porkchop_express posted:never say "whos dick do i need to suck to get some ranch for my pizza" if you dont want the answer i never say that anyway. 
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Aug 2, 2014 21:48
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Pumpy Muffinz posted:was this boy "special?" Look even a bad excuse is an excuse to suck a dick.
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I am Toni Lippi posted:Look even a bad excuse is an excuse to suck a dick. got me there
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUMEq24tqtU&t=110s
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Crow_Rodeo posted:Should just watch Divergent instead. Yeah we only have 5 categories people can go in. You can choose a new one once when you do this ceremony thing, but if you flunk out of them you're homeless forever, no take-backsies. Also we're deeply suspicious of people with more than one personality trait, and the people whose personality trait is "nerd" are all evil. At least Hunger Games' society had the excuse of money and lady gaga outfits for its dystopia.
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Shailene Woodley is hot, i will fight you. e: Divergent is okay, it's a poor man's Hunger Games.
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Aug 3, 2014 01:22
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Looks like the next hit YA film is some random film about a maze with killer robots.
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Haifisch posted:aka "The dumbest possible way to organize a society: The Movie". young adult books/movies are really dumb because they dont provide plausible answers to any sort of plausible problem, and the government/society is always the bad guy so the young, attractive teenagers need to save the day by rebelling. a LOT of adults and children die, but most of the teenagers make it out alright to become doctors or cops or whatever and then at the end of the day the problem persists and there's no clearer solution, other than something about "freedom" hunger games: the government is way oppressive and concentrates all of the wealth to what is basically the top 1% of society. after the government is "defeated", what happens? how do they feed people? what do you do with all of the expensive, luxurious, and ultra-scarce things like electronics and technology? what do they do with the loyalists? is everyone equal now, like a communist utopia? does the new government function democratically or what? Human Beings Are Always Assholes, and it doesnt matter who's in power, it can always be corrupted and hosed up so what are the teenagers really solving? since ive became an actual adult i realize that movies about rebellion and interesting things are stupid because the screen fades to black or the book ends, but in real life the events of the novels arguably cause more problems than they solved. look at the american revolution: post-revolutionary america was an awful, awful place to live for a bit (not as bad as post-revolutionary france, but still) and the concentration of wealth was pushed even further into the hands of the elite. so what did the revolution REALLY do for the people? not much good. gently caress this new literary trend about young people rebelling and making the world a better place, the kids are usually just sociopathic assholes anyways and the girl protagonists are the worst because they're all frumpy brunettes but get to gently caress the 6'8 underwear models because the authors are housewives. wow i feel really strongly about something that doesn't matter and is dumb. i need to jerk off and kill myself
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Aug 3, 2014 07:04
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I'd boof the gently caress out of mandy more, no shame.
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I'd rather watch dancing with the stars!! Kim kardashin is blazing up the stage wth michael irvin! Corbin blue is gettin' his head in the game! michael shumacker is going for the checkered flag.
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Aug 3, 2014 07:11
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WHAT A GOOD DOG posted:i need to jerk off and kill myself
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WHAT A GOOD DOG posted:young adult books/movies are really dumb because they dont provide plausible answers to any sort of plausible problem, and the government/society is always the bad guy so the young, attractive teenagers need to save the day by rebelling. a LOT of adults and children die, but most of the teenagers make it out alright to become doctors or cops or whatever and then at the end of the day the problem persists and there's no clearer solution, other than something about "freedom" i like the cut of your jib good chap
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the best young adult novel is 50 shades of grey because it enticed my ex girlfriend to want to do butt stuff which was pretty sweet i guess but then a couple weeks later i started subconsciously associating the food she eats with how gross it was gonna be the next time i have to jam some loving thing in her rear end in a top hat. like, if your significant other has to become closely intimated with your rear end in a top hat, why dont you be a bro and start eating less cheese or something gently caress god i hate so many things right now
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when do they get to the lovecraft poo poo
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