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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Just met someone named Moroni
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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

 Lol, I mean who names their son Moroni

Fuckin Moroni

Post more stupid names you've heard irl

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Demora
Aug 13, 2004

It wouldn't be the Enterprise without a Sulu at the helm

 Was he bony?

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Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

 Get a brains morans

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jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
Clitorisandrea

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Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
welcome to utah

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EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
I met someone named manrise

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

I met someone named manrise

loving Mormons, choose real names please

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Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
Sounds like an idiot OP

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Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

 Dumb Lamanites. Hail Satan, btw. (62)

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FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012

 i know someone named steve

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

FartRomancer.EXE posted:

i know someone named steve

My uncle was named Steve. He was a good man.

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

 butttholomew

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
that's a Mormon (LDS) name!

named after this guy doing the Jethro Tull flute pose



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_LF9NFKPlo

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Christmas Miracle posted:

butttholomew

I seriously doubt you knew some named that. Even with the typo

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Mariana Horchata posted:

that's a Mormon (LDS) name!

named after this guy doing the Jethro Tull flute pose



Looks like he's quite gifted in the oral arts, Mariana Horchata

literally pick any something awful nickname and I'd rather have that as my name (Except for Richard Kyanka, because 'Dick' 'Yanka)

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Mariana Horchata posted:

that's a Mormon (LDS) name!

named after this guy doing the Jethro Tull flute pose



Thats Bartholomew.

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Nude Bog Lurker
Jan 2, 2007
Fun Shoe
i met an SA poster named Don Tacoleone

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Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

Thats Bartholomew.

No, it's Moroni.

You'd never catch Satan playing a gay trumpet on a building, btw. (64)

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Nude Bog Lurker posted:

i met an SA poster named Don Tacoleone

Sounds super similar to my nick

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Don Tacorleone posted:

Looks like he's quite gifted in the oral arts, Mariana Horchata

literally pick any something awful nickname and I'd rather have that as my name (Except for Richard Kyanka, because 'Dick' 'Yanka)

i have to give credit to My BFF Leslie and S. Manlove for the name and the change.

Don Tacorleone posted:

'Dick' 'Yanka)

holy poo poo 10+ years and ive never thought of that!!!

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Count Freebasie posted:

No, it's Moroni.

You'd never catch Satan playing a gay trumpet on a building, btw. (64)

your getting close! only 63 more

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Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

your getting close! only 63 more

No, 602 more. Long is the road that leads to Hell. I heart you, Baphomet.

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EPIC fat guy vids
Feb 3, 2011

squeak... squeak... SQUEAK!
Lipstick Apathy

FartRomancer.EXE posted:

i know someone named steve

Did he have both his nips?

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Count Freebasie posted:

No, 602 more. Long is the road that leads to Hell. I heart you, Baphomet.

that sucks. I'll help you when I remember.
I love god!

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

I love god!

Same, I'm glad all the idiot atheists left GBS

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

FartRomancer.EXE posted:

i know someone named steve

i envy you, i don't know anybody named steve

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Don Tacorleone posted:

Same, I'm glad all the idiot atheists left GBS

whatever. I'm an agnostic.

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

whatever. I'm an agnostic.

Awkwward...

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naem
May 29, 2011

 One of my best friends as a kid was named Richard Bacon everyone called him DickBacon™

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

naem posted:

One of my best friends as a kid was named Richard Bacon everyone called him DickBacon™

at least he wasnt Richard Head

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ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013
 I knew a guy named Joe Pants once. I mean, what a guy, what a character! Guy always wore pants.

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naem
May 29, 2011

 This one really hot girl called him crispy dick but he hooked up with her later that year p good trade off

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peanut
Sep 9, 2007


 I knew a Mormon girl named Anomar (her mom's name backwards.) Mad props girl if you're reading this.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

peanut posted:

I knew a Mormon girl named Anomar (her mom's name backwards.) Mad props girl if you're reading this.

her mom's name was ramona? Oh. now that I type it our it makes sense.

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

 fartilda

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Nubian Sasquatch
May 3, 2007

back dat ass up
Nap Ghost
received a work email from Manmeet B

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Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

Nubian Sasquatch posted:

received a work email from Manmeet B

They let you access Grindr from work?

Hail Satan. (76)

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Count Freebasie posted:

They let you access Grindr from work?

Hail Satan. (76)

almost 1/9th of the way there!

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

 jizzabel

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swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
Ayyyyy I'm maroni where is da pasta! ahahahaha

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