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Unguided posted:The existence of Cotton disproves this. On that subject, if Hank Hill gets his looks from his mom, then why does Cotton's Japanese son look like Hank?
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my favorite part of koth was realizing that cotton is even more of a liar than the show outright says. there's a picture in the background of a scene at some point that shows him coming back from the war standing up and with his legs fully intact coupled with the few episodes where its revealed that he wasnt actually in areas where combat happened during the war it makes him look like a huge shitheel and his whole family knows he's bullshitting but says nothing because he's a psychotic and depressed old man who would probably murder them for calling him on it Cursed Lumberjack fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Sep 1, 2014 |
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cotton hates hank cause he's a pussy rear end bitch. bobby does what he likes and gets that grandpa money.
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Bobby looks like Bill: "The two rutted like a pair of pigs, sweating and grunting and seemingly struggling against one another's selfish passions. When he was finished and had filled her with his pathetic seed, Bill rolled over onto the cool concrete and let out a heavy sigh; Peggy wringed her hands and, suddenly burdened by the consequences of her actions, contemplated existence." Hank looks nothing like his father, Cotton: Cotton is not Hank's father. Cotton is Bobby after Bobby inadvertently steps into a time machine that Dale builds in his garage (I have already alluded to this TEN THOUSAND TIMES). Cotton travels back in time and tricks his "son", Hank, into raising Hank's "son", Bobby. From that very moment, Bill is filled with an everlasting sense of loss that he is unable to place. No longer ruining Bobby's life by raising him, he is crippled by depression and anxiety. Hank has a Chinese Brother: Chinese Hank has a cadmium addiction and also builds robots. It's possible that he doesn't even "truly" exist.
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Sep 2, 2014 00:40
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Hanks half-brother is Japanese you goddamn philistine.
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Sep 2, 2014 00:46
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I KICKA YOU rear end
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Who What Now posted:Hanks half-brother is Japanese you goddamn philistine. Then why did they travel to Tokyo?
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:my favorite part of koth was realizing that cotton is even more of a liar than the show outright says. there's a picture in the background of a scene at some point that shows him coming back from the war standing up and with his legs fully intact You take that back. Cotton Hill is a goddamn hero who killed fiddy men.
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Your mother is so ugly, it affects her self esteem.
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Father Wendigo posted:People loving love Dale and he's essentially Peggy with the numbers filed off, so yeah.
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Cuck of the Hill
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Gaunab posted:You take that back. Cotton Hill is a goddamn hero who killed fiddy men. He also had four rusty bullets in his back and multiple medals, so he at the least saw some combat. During which time he killed fiddy men.
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KoRMaK posted:What does this mean? Is it because dale doesn't have any sort of serial number (social security number)? I imagine Dale actually has several SSNs
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KoRMaK posted:What does this mean? Is it because dale doesn't have any sort of serial number (social security number)? It's some kind of gun analogy I think.
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lol
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Godamnit
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Imagine KoTH with "Hunk Hell" as the head of household, his wife "Piggy Hell", and son "Booby Hell". Wouldn't that be wild? And grandpa "Cuttin' Hell", and cousin "Looseass Hell".
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:Imagine KoTH with "Hunk Hell" as the head of household, his wife "Piggy Hell", and son "Booby Hell". Wouldn't that be wild? And grandpa "Cuttin' Hell", and cousin "Looseass Hell". Kale Dribble.
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:Imagine KoTH with "Hunk Hell" as the head of household, his wife "Piggy Hell", and son "Booby Hell". Wouldn't that be wild? And grandpa "Cuttin' Hell", and cousin "Looseass Hell". No thanks
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Kong of the Hill
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texaholic posted:Godamnit nice av
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