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Me? Well, I take the bus everywhere, and when I am waiting at the downtown transit hub I am always getting asked by unsavory characters if I can spare a cigarette. So, what I've taken to doing is carrying around an empty pack. The convo then proceeds thusly: ne'er-do-well: lemme get a cigarette me: yeah, sure ne'er-do-well: *licks lips in anticipation* me: *pulls out empty pack and opens it* me: *showing inside of empty pack, smiling smugly* Oh, sorry man, I'm all out. ----------------
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I didnt even read that .
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Still havent read it, and wont ever.
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Aug 3, 2014 13:12
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sometimes i unravel my foreskin in public
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Aug 3, 2014 13:15
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Everything i do is anti-social
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Quickscope420dad posted:Read and post in GBS
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Aug 3, 2014 13:19
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i read this tgread out loud in the middle of a court room well to say the least the judge wasnt happy about it,, he declared a innocent man guilty bc ur thread was so bad. dam op how does that make u feel now u got blood on ur hands from shitposting. p f*cked up
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i read this tgread out loud in the middle of a court room well to say the least the judge wasnt happy about it,, he declared a innocent man guilty bc ur thread was so bad. dam op how does that make u feel now u got blood on ur hands from shitposting. p f*cked up
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Aug 3, 2014 13:23
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I don't say "you too" when the clerk wishes me a good day.
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Aug 3, 2014 13:25
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OP kept speaking with his mouth full, but it was full of poo, and then a police man got him in a headlock and he died.
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:Me? Well,
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Aug 3, 2014 13:27
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i cuck as often as physically possible
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OP I'm sorry but now I'm feeling anxious so I'm going to razz you a bit to fit in. Dummy.
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Corvus corone posted:i cuck as often as physically possible Yeah but cucking is a very, very social event?  Maybe the person GETTING cucked is anti-social; unable to tap the shoulder of the young gentleman piledriving his wife and say "excuse me sir, but, uhm, could you stop loving my wife?".
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I like to play a game when I'm out. I try to make women as uncomfortable as possible without letting them know my intentions. Sometimes I stand really close and talk to myself. When they turn around i just look at them like they are crazy. Sometimes I will rub their arm or back. If they say anything I will just get an angry demeanor and tell them they had something on them. They always end up apologizing. I even used to rub their rear end's and use that line but know that I am older I can't get away with it anymore.
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im aatrek
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ever since pollsters discovered that 'force eye contact & make it seem like you want to ask for directions' technique i discovered the 'give them the finger without so much as turning my head' not sure if this makes the world a worse place but i rly hope it makes them feel just a little bit bad
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plumper fuckbus posted:im aatrek same
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I actually know who Aatrek is but I'm not going to tell anyone
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When I was a teenager working as a cashier, I used to write the link for goatse on all of the paper money in the register.
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Rapman the Cook posted:I didnt even read that .
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i used to not go outside but then i realized i can only make the world worse if i do so now i do
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Quickscope420dad posted:Read and post in GBS
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rollin down the street smokin indo making GBS posts got my mind on my shitposts and shitposts on my mind
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Party Next Door posted:I like to play a game when I'm out. I try to make women as uncomfortable as possible without letting them know my intentions. Sometimes I stand really close and talk to myself. When they turn around i just look at them like they are crazy. Sometimes I will rub their arm or back. If they say anything I will just get an angry demeanor and tell them they had something on them. They always end up apologizing. I even used to rub their rear end's and use that line but know that I am older I can't get away with it anymore. I call out jon pop's rereg accounts as soon as he makes them instead of letting him have his fun
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One time at a gas station idid a really nasty watery poop in the bathroom and then the toilet wouldn't flush so I ran away and drove off without even getting gas
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Same except when they ask me instead of reaching for my packet of cigs I de-trouser the old gentleman and have a good old wank whilst maintaining eye contact. Its about showing them who's boss OP and now I ask you, which is the more alpha behaviour? Grow a pair and stop feeling the need to placate common street oiks.
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:Same except when they ask me instead of reaching for my packet of cigs I de-trouser the old gentleman and have a good old wank whilst maintaining eye contact. Its about showing them who's boss OP and now I ask you, which is the more alpha behaviour? Grow a pair and stop feeling the need to placate common street oiks. Wait I remember that
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I don't put shopping carts in the cart return on windy days. I leave them beside the car until I drive away and watch them become missiles in the parking lot. gently caress all your paint jobs.
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I shout Allahu akbar and wave my AK around. I think that turns a lot of the people at the synagogue off but gently caress you dad for making me go to your dumb ol' Seder dinner.
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Quickscope420dad posted:Read and post in GBS
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boom boom boom posted:One time at a gas station idid a really nasty watery poop in the bathroom and then the toilet wouldn't flush so I ran away and drove off without even getting gas i took a shitton or Robitussin once at a friends house and then rode with some friends to the gas station once and i got sick and i puked red robo puke all over the gas station bathroom and left it like that. i was 45.
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I print accurately sized and colored 5€ notes on my laser printer and give them to hobos.
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I litter.
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Quickscope420dad posted:Read and post in GBS
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We should all weigh our balls together on the kitchen scales.
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Rapman the Cook posted:We should all weigh our balls together on the kitchen scales. Do you have one that measures in micrograms?
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