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its really cool. all the old movies are lame mostly. also everyone jerks off golden eye but it doesn't hold up. skyfall was supposed to be good but it was actually boring.
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Blah blah blah
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Aug 3, 2014 14:30
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My favourite Bond movie is the one where they gas this thread
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Quickscope420dad posted:My favourite Bond movie is the one where they gas this thread
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Quickscope420dad posted:My favourite Bond movie is the one where they gas this thread My favorite bonf film is OP gets ebola
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Aug 3, 2014 14:32
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agreed op, goldeneye does indeed suck from russia with love is the best bond movie
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Aug 3, 2014 14:34
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Woody Allen's finest moment. On Her Majesty's Secret Service, From Russia with Love, Goldfinger, and The Spy Who Loved Me are all great, too. Live and Let Die and Thunderball are crap, though. Egbert Souse fucked around with this message at 14:37 on Aug 3, 2014 |
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Aug 3, 2014 14:35
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Skyfall was still good if you don't linger on all the plot holes too long. It's also one of the best looking films ever made. Every shot is simply gorgeous.
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Aug 3, 2014 14:35
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*drops op into shark tank*
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Aug 3, 2014 14:36
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If you mean the 1967 original David Niven version then youre not wrong OP.
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Aug 3, 2014 14:38
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A film named Brutal Hole would eb a good Bond film name
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Aug 3, 2014 14:39
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The Timothy Dalton Bonds were good movies that came too early for the audiences to appreciate them.
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Aug 3, 2014 14:39
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why did the skyfall writers think that cyanide is some kind of flesh-melting acid
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Aug 3, 2014 14:40
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Rapman the Cook posted:A film named Brutal Hole would eb a good Bond film name https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czWLEbNwjCI
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Aug 3, 2014 14:41
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Randler posted:The Timothy Dalton Bonds were good movies that came too early for the audiences to appreciate them. the living daylights will always be my favorite. the mujahidin owned in that movie (and they had joe don/mitchell as the main villain which was pretty funny in goldeneye when he became the cia guy that replaced felix leiter)
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Aug 3, 2014 14:43
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The new Bond movies are all joyless drags that follow the Christopher Nolan philosophy that occasional grandiose speeches about the fragility of life or some other dumb poo poo make the good guy shooting the bad guy any less ridiculous.
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Aug 3, 2014 14:43
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it's really bad actually and I hate it
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exquisite tea posted:The new Bond movies are all joyless drags that follow the Christopher Nolan philosophy that occasional grandiose speeches about the fragility of life or some other dumb poo poo make the good guy shooting the bad guy any less ridiculous. it's part of a larger trend of what ought to be dumb popcorn movies taking themselves way too seriously and also being 45 minutes too long. especially applicable to comic book IPs but skyfall showed it's spilling over into other stuff too
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Aug 3, 2014 14:45
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Steve Coogan is hot as gently caress.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzCIbhLUUA0
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Torka posted:it's part of a larger trend of what ought to be dumb popcorn movies taking themselves way too seriously and also being 45 minutes too long. especially applicable to comic book IPs but skyfall showed it's spilling over into other stuff too I thought I understood international politics pretty well as a high school senior when Casino Royale was released, but it wasn't until my sophomore year and Skyfall that I truly came to grips with the idea that James Bond might not be such a good guy after all.
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Aug 3, 2014 14:49
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I liked the one where famke Jansen strangles people with her legs
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Torka posted:it's part of a larger trend of what ought to be dumb popcorn movies taking themselves way too seriously and also being 45 minutes too long. especially applicable to comic book IPs but skyfall showed it's spilling over into other stuff too plus the accents are getting all hosed up because Bane was a bad Sean Connery impersonation. was he supposed to be james bond?
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:If you mean the 1967 original David Niven version then youre not wrong OP. This is Evelyn Tremble 
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Skyfall was the lethal weapon of movies "i'm getting too old for this poo poo" ~ James Bond
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I like the one where james bond is a alcoholic sociopathic murdering date rapist. ?Also, I kind of like the one that starts out with 20 minutes of parkour.
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Aug 3, 2014 15:06
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh the slide whistle
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Jimmy Bond, Sir James Bond's nephew In the 1967 Casino Royale Sir James (Niven) is retired, (also celibate, teetotal and vegetarian, into Zen Buddhism.) Until the CIA, MI6 and KGB blow up his house that is ... imo the 1967 version, untruest to James Bond books/mythology, is more truthful about the Establishment than any Bond movie before or after it. Satire rules
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Rapman the Cook posted:A film named Brutal Hole would eb a good Bond film name I was thinking it woudl be a good bond girl name. "Brutale Hole"
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Casino Royale is great because it's about a guy who becomes a government sanctioned killer and starts to lose his goddam mind because of it. Skyfall is fine once you realize it's an out of continuity side story celebrating Bond's anniversary. Timothy Dalton movies own bones too. Connery's best is From Russia With Love. All the Moore movies are garbage. Goldeneye is decent and all the other Brosnan movies are poo poo.
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Aug 3, 2014 15:11
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Actually, forgot operation double 007. dr. neil connery is twenty times the archer/plastic surgeon/hypnotist spy that bond ever could hope to be
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Aug 3, 2014 15:12
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I would really like famke Jansen to attempt to strangle me with her legs is what I'm saying
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Aug 3, 2014 15:16
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Skyfall is the one where weird face man shoots that girl with a sad backstory (with an antique gun for some reason) and Bond just kinda smirks like "w/e I already hosed her," right?
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Aug 3, 2014 15:17
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the skyfall villain looked like a massive dork
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Aug 3, 2014 15:19
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in america they call it a casino quarter pounder
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Lamebot posted:the skyfall villain looked like a massive dork He's literally the ultimate goon. Computer whiz Hates his parents Has to buy and or enslave women because he's so lame. Wants to kill all the dumb jocks that get the chicks
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Aug 3, 2014 15:22
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i can't get over how loving boring casino royale was
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Aug 3, 2014 15:27
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James Bond: Vegetable Man, and hes just a massive loving beet.
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Best Connery: From Russia With Love Best Lazenby: lol Best Moore: The Spy Who Loved Me Best Dalton: don't know, can't remember 'em Best Brosnan: Tomorrow Never Dies Best Craig: Casino Royale e: Goldfinger might have been the better Connery choice Cosmik Slop fucked around with this message at 15:57 on Aug 3, 2014 |
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