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Casino Royale was good. Eva Green is really good looking and did a great job. Same for Daniel Craig. Skyfall was fine until it didn't end and kept going for another 45 minutes or whatever. A lot of the old ones are pretty dated but there's still some decent films in there. I like Pierce Brosnan as James Bond. Gonna watch that new November Man movie and just pretend it's 007 undercover and M just gave him a stern talking to about using his real name on the job.
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CR is definitely one of the better bonds, but holy god QoS sucked and Skyfall sucked just as much; maybe sucked a bit more because everyone hyped it up as being a Really Good Movie whereas everyone knew QoS sucked. Like the cinematography in Skyfall is cool and Javier Bardem owned but seemed like Craig was just phoning it in and everyone else (MI6, etc) was so god drat dumb in the movie, thematic mess of new vs olde (har har us retards, purvis & wade, are so good writers that you plebs don't get it), plus it went on for too long. though I may be a crazy person cause License to Kill is a top 3 for me and that's usually in everyone else's bottom 5. Xaris fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Aug 4, 2014 |
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Aug 4, 2014 17:51
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BigBoss posted:Yeah she's DAF but that's what Bond girls are supposed to be. They really haven't had a proper Bond girl since her though. Are we supposed to give a poo poo about the dead hooker in Skyfall or the melty skin lady in QoS? They each like like 3 lines and no reason at all to even be remotely interested in them. They come and go NBD. Even Christmas loving Jones got more character development and screen time than the girls in QoS and Skyfall. Denise Richards was unwatchable as well. You can see her career ending during the film. Sophia Marceau loving ruled in that movie though.
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Aug 4, 2014 18:00
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Xaris posted:CR is definitely one of the better bonds, but holy god QoS sucked and Skyfall sucked just as much; maybe sucked a bit more because everyone hyped it up as being a Really Good Movie whereas everyone knew QoS sucked. James Bond also blatantly raped a girl in Skyfall which was a little weird to watch. like part of the fantasy is being able to seduce any girl in the world, not just appear in the shower with them like a creepy goon.
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Aug 4, 2014 18:01
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FizFashizzle posted:James Bond also blatantly raped a girl in Skyfall which was a little weird to watch. oh yeah I totally forgot about that part. that was pretty dumb, same thing with the tossaway gay lines (hey look we're progressive writers: bond may be bi now, no wait he's just really smart and tricking the villain to go along with him teehee!). also now that the other guy mentioned it, most bond chicks have the personality and usefulness of a disposable fleshlight in the past several films.
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Aug 4, 2014 18:05
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which bond is the one where bond gets repeatdly hit in the balls? that's my favorite one
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Aug 4, 2014 18:08
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i liked casino royale it was good i mean they should have given him more gadgets ok i know what they are going for, but even IRL agents get more than that poo poo come on
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Aug 4, 2014 18:13
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i liked that video game where you could play as odd job but if you did all your friends got really angry at you because they had to look down to aim at you and the next time no one was allowed to pick oddjob, but eventually someone did anyway and there were laughs all around though some were more genuine than others... like you could feel that they were annoyed by the fact you were not playing the game "properly" even though it was just a dumb shooting game and they'd probably had way more loving practice at it anyway since we were playing it at their place so what the gently caress, just let me have this one handicap instead of stomping me over and over that's just fun for you anyway casino royal was super boring because it had none of that
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Aug 4, 2014 18:31
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Ahundredbux posted:i liked that video game where you could play as odd job but if you did all your friends got really angry at you because they had to look down to aim at you and the next time no one was allowed to pick oddjob, but eventually someone did anyway and there were laughs all around though some were more genuine than others... like you could feel that they were annoyed by the fact you were not playing the game "properly" even though it was just a dumb shooting game and they'd probably had way more loving practice at it anyway since we were playing it at their place so what the gently caress, just let me have this one handicap instead of stomping me over and over that's just fun for you well if you did the cheat to unlock all the bonus characters someone could pick rosika for a midget showdown
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Aug 4, 2014 18:32
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Skyfall was quite alright
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Aug 4, 2014 18:45
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Watching man with the golden gun and holy gently caress was Britt Ekland a hot piece of rear end
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Aug 4, 2014 21:04
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Lamebot posted:the skyfall villain looked like a massive dork The new Q in Skyfall was also a huge nerd idiot Overall a great movie though.
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Aug 4, 2014 21:06
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Arian_Samurai posted:The new Q in Skyfall was also a huge nerd idiot they hould have kept john loving cleese
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Aug 4, 2014 21:12
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look, you want me to believe that there would be a flush, a straight flush and two full houses in the same hand? hollywood poker noobs ruining my immersion
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Aug 4, 2014 21:21
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Rodatose posted:look, you want me to believe that there would be a flush, a straight flush and two full houses in the same hand? hollywood poker noobs ruining my immersion "Mr. Bond wins with a King high" just doesn't really have the same panache.
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Aug 4, 2014 21:29
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The best part of the poker sequence was how Eva green was like "the British government cannot withstand you losing another 10 million pounds" while Felix was just like "bitch yolo"
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Aug 4, 2014 21:31
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i like the french guy who very subtly explains poker for people who don't play poker
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Aug 4, 2014 21:32
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They're also playing the truck stop slot machine of poker games but most Americans probably can't name a different one. They should have played one of those ridiculous card games they only have in like Macau.
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Aug 4, 2014 21:38
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no limit hold em is the best poker
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Aug 4, 2014 21:44
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They should have played Pai gow poker to attract the international market $$$
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BigBoss posted:"Mr. Bond wins with a King high" just doesn't really have the same panache. Yeah, come on, of course James Bond is gonna win with a hand full of spades. That's just how he rolls. If this were a 90's Bond film he'd of been wearing a watch that mechanically prints aces and shoots them out of his sleeve.
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Aug 4, 2014 21:50
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Verisimilidude posted:If this were a 90's Bond film he'd of been wearing a watch that mechanically prints aces and shoots them out of his sleeve. would own
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Aug 4, 2014 21:53
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Yeah the poker scene is way to long (and boring). Gambling may be fun but watching others gable is the worst.
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Aug 4, 2014 21:53
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machine fucks up, starts printing out jokers, rule cards, business cards and black lotusses
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I don't get the Skyfall love. I thought it was rather "blah" and rather lame. Like a "paint by numbers" Bond film.
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Aug 4, 2014 22:04
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Yeah Man posted:agreed op, goldeneye does indeed suck ya it is man with the golden gun owns too gently caress a nigga that disagree
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FizFashizzle posted:They're also playing the truck stop slot machine of poker games but most Americans probably can't name a different one. 
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Aug 4, 2014 22:06
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if u dont like roger moore u can suck my d*ck
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i wanna see bond play a high stakes match of MtG or warhammer
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also the timothy dalton bonds are mad underrated the living daylights kicked rear end and th e theme was dope af!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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http://youtu.be/y9p0FJnk2vM one of the best imo f*ck all haters
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FizFashizzle posted:They're also playing the truck stop slot machine of poker games but most Americans probably can't name a different one. the original was baccarat wasnt it
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Xaris posted:oh yeah I totally forgot about that part. that was pretty dumb, same thing with the tossaway gay lines (hey look we're progressive writers: bond may be bi now, no wait he's just really smart and tricking the villain to go along with him teehee!). This was the most disappointing thing I learned after seeing the movie. Craig was all "No such thing as gay or straight, but Bond only likes the ladies."
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Aug 4, 2014 22:12
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bond would totes gently caress a dude to get information of course hes demisexual af
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no bad opening credits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vViuR5YcoCk
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the more i think about it the more living daylights owns... necros was probably one of the coolest henchmen even if he didn't really have a gimmick besides being mysterious and having a walkman that he sometimes strangles people with. he like singlehandedly hosed up mi-6s day with that walkman and some special milk bottles https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZTrb49wi3o
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Aug 4, 2014 22:24
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FizFashizzle posted:They're also playing the truck stop slot machine of poker games but most Americans probably can't name a different one. Hold'em probably the worst card game ever.
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Aug 4, 2014 22:30
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Goldeneye was the best Bond movie, deal with it.
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Unguided posted:Hold'em probably the worst card game ever. magic: the gathering
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