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John Denver Hoxha posted:the more i think about it the more living daylights owns... necros was probably one of the coolest henchmen even if he didn't really have a gimmick besides being mysterious and having a walkman that he sometimes strangles people with. he like singlehandedly hosed up mi-6s day with that walkman and some special milk bottles It's weird because I hated The Living Daylights as a kid and probably would have put it in my bottom 5 Bonds. It was just a really boring snoozefest (though I did love From Russia with Love and License To Kill so it's not like I don't like slower Bonds or Dalton). I think I'll have to give it a shot since it's been ages 
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Theshby posted:magic: the gathering tellin you guys. bond has to win an international mtg game.
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ya OP the best Bond movie was the one based off the really loving dumb poker craze u nailed it
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Frostwerks posted:tellin you guys. bond has to win an international mtg game. Opening scene is some stylized generic fantasy creature silhouettes moving on a multi-colored background. Bond girl is some pseudo-nerdy Asian assassin with coke bottle glasses. She's den mother to the smelly mtg hovel that worships her due to being a girl and not fat and being Asian. The leading champion tries to get her to kill Bond, but Bond manages to sway her with his charm and get her to turn the tables on the champ by stealing some of his high value cards. Cut, roll credits, send me my check.
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Wicker Man posted:The leading champion tries to get her to kill Bond, but Bond manages to sway her with his charm and get her to turn the tables on the champ by stealing some of his high value cards. Bond. Games Bond 
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James Bond goes undercover to infiltrate a suspected American Football owners run gambling ring that's financing terrorism. Bond has to learn to play football at the professional level. His love interest is a janitor in the stadium by day and a stripper/whore to the owners by night. Played by Rumer Willis. There are multiple bombs hidden in footballs during the film. In the end Bond fails to discover solid evidence and returns to England. 3.5 hours.
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Aug 4, 2014 22:47
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Big Beef City posted:James Bond goes undercover to infiltrate a suspected American Football owners run gambling ring that's financing terrorism. There could be a scene where Tom Brady has a skype meeting with Al Qaeda
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Aug 4, 2014 22:53
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james bond participates in a winner take all high stakes game of rock paper scissors.
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Aug 4, 2014 22:54
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James Bond goes undercover at the Nathan's Hot Dog contest and must defuse a bomb after eating 52 hot dogs in 10 minutes.
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Aug 4, 2014 22:57
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james bond competes in a drag show
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Aug 4, 2014 23:00
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James Bond tasked with directing community summer theater. It's a Tennessee Williams bit.
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Bond is dispatched to North West England to infiltrate a copper wire fencing ring. Q issues him a Vauxhall with a few bottle rockets taped to it.
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Aug 4, 2014 23:15
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Doobie is James Bond.
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Bond gets assigned by M to set up a forums account and investigate why this thread went to poo poo over the last 20 posts.
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HalPhilipWalker posted:Bond gets assigned by M to set up a forums account and investigate why this thread went to poo poo over the last 20 posts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYRkBqYSiJg
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John Denver Hoxha posted:the more i think about it the more living daylights owns... necros was probably one of the coolest henchmen even if he didn't really have a gimmick besides being mysterious and having a walkman that he sometimes strangles people with. he like singlehandedly hosed up mi-6s day with that walkman and some special milk bottles Necros also gets the best final battle of any bond villain. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17SP5sAM5do
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John Denver Hoxha posted:the more i think about it the more living daylights owns... necros was probably one of the coolest henchmen even if he didn't really have a gimmick besides being mysterious and having a walkman that he sometimes strangles people with. he like singlehandedly hosed up mi-6s day with that walkman and some special milk bottles The Living Daylights is ok. License to Kill is flat out terrible and worse than any Roger Moore film.
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also fyi james bond literally helps the taliban in the living daylights lmao
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Irradiation posted:The Living Daylights is ok. its not worse than view to a kill
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ilikedirt posted:its not worse than view to a kill Ok I'll admit that.
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View to a Kill is a pretty lovely Bond movie but the credit sequence is awesome.
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People think The Spy Who Loved Me is goofy or something but it clearly has the best narrative of any of the films, and not to mention Stanley loving Kubrick. I think a lot of people only remember the penis jokes and dismissed the whole film.
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imo octopussy or diamonds are forever is the worst bond but i dont blame if u disagreeJose Oquendo posted:View to a Kill is a pretty lovely Bond movie but the credit sequence is awesome. tru that i would watch a feature length movie of bond intro type stuff tbh
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http://youtu.be/Ju_by-sC79c my fav intro song imho man with the golden gun second fav
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My fave Bond song is Living Daylights. aahhhhhh ahhhh ah ahhhh the living daylights no joke when a new Bond comes out I marathon them all in the month leading up to the new movie's release.
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Aug 5, 2014 00:51
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The World is Not Enough theme is better than it should be.
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Jose Oquendo posted:My fave Bond song is Living Daylights.  i got this on amazon for a p good deal if u dont have it already puick it up.
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BigBoss posted:Roger Moore is the best bond because he doesn't do any of that fag poo poo like feel sad or whatever. He just fucks mad bitches and drives around like he's boss of the world. No one wants to be like Daniel Craig, a bitch rear end moody baby. They want to be like Roger Moore, getting drunk and nailing the Beatles' wives and Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman in a fancy hotel with pretty much 0 consequences. if you could cuck a beatle which beatle would you cuck
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hey what's going on? sorry to bother you... I'm Klaus Hergesheimer, G-Section. just checking radiation shields
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Rand alPaul posted:Goldeneye was the best Bond movie, deal with it. it was a fluke though because averaged out against the rest of the brosnan movies he still deserves to be taken out back and shot
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Aug 5, 2014 01:18
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Brosnan did fine. You can't really blame him for the poo poo tier writing.
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all the brosnan movies sucked bad and not even in an entertaining way like view to a kill. die another day is hands down the worst bond
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Goldeneye wasn't great either, we all just have rose tinted memories because we are old nerds who played the n64 game
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Irradiation posted:Brosnan did fine. You can't really blame him for the poo poo tier writing.
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I thought Christmas only came once a year "dad stop nudging me in the ribs i get it. Also I'm like 10"
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FizFashizzle posted:I thought Christmas only came once a year oh shi
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Tomorrow Never Dies is pretty good, especially for having Jonathan Pryce playing Rupert Murdoch and a bit part for Vincent Schiavelli as a hitman.
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Al Cowens posted:He's the most Bond-looking Bond to me but they gave him such awful scripts. He was probably better in Remington Steele I hope the November Man doesn't suck
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