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Steampunk iPhone
Sep 2, 2009

by XyloJW

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snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005

Piano fingers

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Please Do Not Kill Anybody Because of Slenderhands

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Whoa.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Jesus those things make me think of one of those old alien autopsy videos for some reason.

snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

Jesus those things make me think of one of those old alien autopsy videos for some reason.



???

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
i have seen ilikedirt's hands they are p sweet


Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Phil Niekro posted:

im going to take my new family to the amusement park and, when he is ready, teach dirt how to drink a beer

I'll have a beer to that!

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Al Borland posted:

I'll have a beer to that!


That is totally how i imagine your hands

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Quickscope420dad posted:

That is totally how i imagine your hands

Its p accurate.

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
About drat time we had a post your hands thread, here's my leftie.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

About drat time we had a post your hands thread, here's my leftie.


Can't wait to see your rightie!

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

About drat time we had a post your hands thread, here's my leftie.



oh joe biden no

www
Aug 4, 2010

Crow Jane posted:

I'm not ilikedirt, but here's a picture of one of mine


hey girl pm me if u wanna chat

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
im glad to see that all of the best postres have come to this thread about me i like to refer to tgese posters as "premium posters" for there high quality posts and well crafted artisinal threadsa

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005



me and the bae

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

Quickscope420dad posted:

Why are your hands so wrinkly though?

I hate cliffhangers

old


jesus loving christ

snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005

ilikedirt posted:

im glad to see that all of the best postres have come to this thread about me i like to refer to tgese posters as "premium posters" for there high quality posts and well crafted artisinal threadsa

i'm glad you haven't biosculpted your hooves into a proper human hand

Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed

lol is that a mazda 6

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008


crystal treatment well thanks hope you enjoyed it!

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

never trust an elf posted:

i'm glad you haven't biosculpted your hooves into a proper human hand

i type by pressing my nose agaoinst my iphone this is acheived by putting my iphone on top of my boner and humping at my face then when i cum guess what i push post and the cum gets all over my face whoops!!! the moral is im just like everybody else totes normal guy ilikedirt

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

Al Borland posted:

Can't wait to see your rightie!

lol sure w/e i dont mind, was a bit harder to take a pic of right hand though on account of being right handed

snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005
typical gangly british hand

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

lol sure w/e i dont mind, was a bit harder to take a pic of right hand though on account of being right handed



Pretty good GIS history you've got going over the last hour i bet

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
if u lightly brush the skin on his hand it rips like delicate tissue paper revealing the elaborate clockwork and bright blue blood beaneath

snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005

ilikedirt posted:

if u lightly brush the skin on his hand it rips like delicate tissue paper revealing the elaborate clockwork and bright blue blood beaneath

still waitin for you to post your hands

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
In Britain it's actually considered better to have a pale, delicate complexion lest you get mistaken for a working class.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Quickscope420dad posted:

Pretty good GIS history you've got going over the last hour i bet

lol if your browser isn't set to delete history on closing

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

In Britain it's actually considered better to have a pale, delicate complexion lest you get mistaken for a working class.

Best ten dollars I ever spent

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

mookface posted:

Best ten dollars I ever spent

I honestly couldn't have picked a better one myself and it put a big smile on my chevy chase this morning when I saw it, thanks again mook.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

I.C. posted:

crystal treatment well thanks hope you enjoyed it!

it is the obscure reference

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
fwiw hands are hella overrated

I Pledge The Legence
Sep 18, 2009

Gleaming the Cube

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

About drat time we had a post your hands thread, here's my leftie.


i'll wager these dainty pinkies never weighed anchor in a storm

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

never trust an elf posted:

still waitin for you to post your hands

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

Obscuritatem posted:

i'll wager these dainty pinkies never weighed anchor in a storm

Correct, but I've jammed that thumb up many an arse.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

Correct, but I've jammed that thumb up many an arse.

Don't you mean one rear end, many times? Not the same thing

or have you been cheating on my rear end

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

Quickscope420dad posted:

Don't you mean one rear end, many times? Not the same thing

or have you been cheating on my rear end

You just wish you had the pleasure of a thumb as dainty as mine tickling your colon, it's a treat.

e: p.s. I genuinely would like to do this to lady gaga

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

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Apr 9, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Crow Jane posted:

I'm not ilikedirt, but here's a picture of one of mine


oh god i cant stop thinking about these hands wrapped around my throat

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