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gagelion
Jun 13, 2013

by XyloJW
Me, my girlfriend, her best friend, and her boyfriend are hanging out Saturday night, having a good time. They were to spend the night, and we were to go to a festival the next morning.

It's getting late, so we decided to get a late night dinner at Denny's. We're talking, waiting for our food, and my gf calls out her best friend's bf. He used the word "efficacy" in a sentence and she cut him off and was like "Efficacy? (lol wut, nerd)" and he was like "Yes.." and she widens her eyes and rolls her head a little as if to say "I heard you, I just don't know what that word means" So, (I can tell he's a little sensitive about being interrupted just to be called out) he's like "...yeah, it means effectiveness" And they just kind of stare at each other. It's awkward for about three seconds, but I feel like we get over it.

Well, he later starts talking about festivals and drugs, and she doesn't interrupt this time, but when he pauses in the conversation, she starts to rapid-fire questions at him. "How do you know these drugs aren't loving you up for weeks after you take them? How do you know if they have long term effects or not? Do you do heroin or meth? Are you a narc?" She says this fast and bug eyed. I think she was trying (terribly) to be random-funny, but he took it as a huge insult, probably worse since they had a slight hiccup over his word usage earlier. So he just stops talking completely and stares at her like she's insane.

I awkwardly break the silence, and feel like she's being ridiculous. I don't know if she felt hurt over the results of their earlier skirmish and is lashing out, or if she's trying to "fix things" by being "funny"

In either case, the tone is completely changed now. I feel like we're suddenly people being forced to sit next to each other on a flight for 8 hours, and not a group of friends at a restaurant. So things are going okay, and my gf cracked another stupid joke; something along the lines of "Oh, that bruise on my shoulder? Oh, heh, my bf beats me"

As soon as she said this and starts chuckling, her best friend's bf cuts her laughing off and says: "That's not funny. I had two exes accuse me of both emotional and physical abuse before."

Silence.

What a loving train wreck. The bf and his gf start "stealth" texting each other, and what do you know, they want to spend the night at another friend's house. They were friendly and polite the whole way back to my place, but BSed an excuse to leave when we got in: "Oh poo poo! I left my pain medicine for my joints at home; sorry guys, we have to go"

I just felt so embarrassed. They leave, and she immediately goes to work destroying the dude's character. "Omg, he's so weird, I don't like him, he's done steroids, he's a literal cuckhold, if my best friend won't break up with him I'm not talking to her anymore, he's not even good looking, in fact he's ugly etc. etc."

I just went to bed, and the next morning she's very concerned that "You're not siding with your girlfriend! You're losing boyfriend points right now!" Also, she didn't want to go to the festival, because we might see them.
Girlfriend ruined the night, and the next day, too.

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bigzak
Aug 15, 2003
Did you mean to post this in the "I'm a boring human being" forum

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
dump her rear end before she ruins your life.

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



bigzak posted:

Did you mean to post this in the "I'm a boring human being" forum

Laughing Man
Feb 11, 2008
I thought what I’d do was pretend I was one of those deaf mutes, or something...
are you on meth?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Well, how are her tits and blowjob skills?

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

bigzak posted:

Did you mean to post this in the "I'm a boring human being" forum

Baconface
Sep 13, 2005
Bacon = Love
hahahahhaha
wow
i loving lol'd at the the first reply

after reading all of that bullshit it was really refreshing.
thanks, bigzak for saving this.

Funkstar Deluxe
May 7, 2007

「☆☆☆」

gagelion posted:

Me, my girlfriend, her best friend, and her boyfriend are hanging out Saturday night, having a good time. They were to spend the night, and we were to go to a festival the next morning.

It's getting late, so we decided to get a late night dinner at Denny's. We're talking, waiting for our food, and my gf calls out her best friend's bf. He used the word "efficacy" in a sentence and she cut him off and was like "Efficacy? (lol wut, nerd)" and he was like "Yes.." and she widens her eyes and rolls her head a little as if to say "I heard you, I just don't know what that word means" So, (I can tell he's a little sensitive about being interrupted just to be called out) he's like "...yeah, it means effectiveness" And they just kind of stare at each other. It's awkward for about three seconds, but I feel like we get over it.

Well, he later starts talking about festivals and drugs, and she doesn't interrupt this time, but when he pauses in the conversation, she starts to rapid-fire questions at him. "How do you know these drugs aren't loving you up for weeks after you take them? How do you know if they have long term effects or not? Do you do heroin or meth? Are you a narc?" She says this fast and bug eyed. I think she was trying (terribly) to be random-funny, but he took it as a huge insult, probably worse since they had a slight hiccup over his word usage earlier. So he just stops talking completely and stares at her like she's insane.

I awkwardly break the silence, and feel like she's being ridiculous. I don't know if she felt hurt over the results of their earlier skirmish and is lashing out, or if she's trying to "fix things" by being "funny"

In either case, the tone is completely changed now. I feel like we're suddenly people being forced to sit next to each other on a flight for 8 hours, and not a group of friends at a restaurant. So things are going okay, and my gf cracked another stupid joke; something along the lines of "Oh, that bruise on my shoulder? Oh, heh, my bf beats me"

As soon as she said this and starts chuckling, her best friend's bf cuts her laughing off and says: "That's not funny. I had two exes accuse me of both emotional and physical abuse before."

Silence.

What a loving train wreck. The bf and his gf start "stealth" texting each other, and what do you know, they want to spend the night at another friend's house. They were friendly and polite the whole way back to my place, but BSed an excuse to leave when we got in: "Oh poo poo! I left my pain medicine for my joints at home; sorry guys, we have to go"

I just felt so embarrassed. They leave, and she immediately goes to work destroying the dude's character. "Omg, he's so weird, I don't like him, he's done steroids, he's a literal cuckhold, if my best friend won't break up with him I'm not talking to her anymore, he's not even good looking, in fact he's ugly etc. etc."

I just went to bed, and the next morning she's very concerned that "You're not siding with your girlfriend! You're losing boyfriend points right now!" Also, she didn't want to go to the festival, because we might see them.
Girlfriend ruined the night, and the next day, too.

Go on...

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004
lol youre dating a 14 year old girl

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
I don't believe any of this except the part where you ate dinner at a Denny's.

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


Title text (optional; no images are allowed, only text)
Was it a cucking festival?

Baconface
Sep 13, 2005
Bacon = Love
im actually still laughing
WOW gently caress

client
Aug 19, 2010

ashgromnies posted:

lol youre dating a 14 year old retard

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
also based on the first sentence i totally thought it was gonna be a cuck story

Molog
Mar 4, 2004
Title text
Boyfriend points?

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

Molog posted:

Boyfriend points?

i ran out of those a long time ago

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Stevie Lee posted:

also based on the first sentence i totally thought it was gonna be a cuck story

Well that guy did own OP's gf in front of OP.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Sounds like you crazy kids were made for each other.

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem
Cash in all your boyfriend points and then dump her right afterwards

Leroy Diplowski
Aug 25, 2005

The Candyman Can :science:

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And SA Mart Thread

Baconface posted:

im actually still laughing
WOW gently caress

I didn't laugh at all, I just let out one long manky fart and then fell off my chair. Thanks OP!

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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i read the thread title as "garfield ruined the night" and that probably wouldve made for a better thread

gently caress you op

Stigmata
Jul 5, 2004

Oh Trey!
Enjoy the rest of your life with her. If you've had sex you have to stay with her. That's the rule.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Fojar38 posted:

i read the thread title as "garfield ruined the night" and that probably wouldve made for a better thread

gently caress you op

Took gf to Denny's & he ate all their lasagna!

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

hey OP, beating your gf isn't cool

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

bigzak posted:

Did you mean to post this in the "I'm a boring human being" forum

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008


want me to gently caress your girlfriend for you? will that help?

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
sounds like your gf is both stupid and a oval office so nice catch

sorry "the c-word"

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Saalkin posted:

want me to gently caress your girlfriend for you? will that help?

She doesn't know what efficacy means. Do you want to risk raising a Downs baby?

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

MassaShowtime posted:

hey OP, beating your gf is really cool

suburban virgin
Jul 26, 2007
Highly qualified lurker.

bigzak posted:

Did you mean to post this in the "I'm a boring human being" forum

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I actually had something similar to the OP happen to me once re: someone correcting my pronunciation of the word 'hegemony' over weed and scrabble once. It was awkward but the words 'boyfriend points' were never used and everyone just laughed it off and we returned to being normal young adults immediately and without issue.
I'm sorry dat bitch be crazy, dog

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
does it suck being 16 as much as I remember op?

gagelion
Jun 13, 2013

by XyloJW

Big Beef City posted:

I actually had something similar to the OP happen to me once re: someone correcting my pronunciation of the word 'hegemony' over weed and scrabble once. It was awkward but the words 'boyfriend points' were never used and everyone just laughed it off and we returned to being normal young adults immediately and without issue.
I'm sorry dat bitch be crazy, dog

uhh this is my thread not yours thanks

Paranoid Peanut
Nov 13, 2009


Sever sever sever

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
I've heard some weird fake girlfriend stories but they usually involve having sex or a first kiss at summer camp. This one takes the cake. Congrats OP. Also, why do you fantasize about having psycho girlfriends?

FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
its a question of cuck

hrollins
May 20, 2003
Radio Friendly Unit Shifter
I think you two lovebirds are made for each other, OP.

Someguy
Jul 15, 2001

by Lowtax
goons sure do love crafting stories around their fictional 'girlfriends'

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The Aardvark
Aug 19, 2013


bigzak posted:

Did you mean to post this in the "I'm a boring human being" forum

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