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Me, my girlfriend, her best friend, and her boyfriend are hanging out Saturday night, having a good time. They were to spend the night, and we were to go to a festival the next morning. It's getting late, so we decided to get a late night dinner at Denny's. We're talking, waiting for our food, and my gf calls out her best friend's bf. He used the word "efficacy" in a sentence and she cut him off and was like "Efficacy? (lol wut, nerd)" and he was like "Yes.." and she widens her eyes and rolls her head a little as if to say "I heard you, I just don't know what that word means" So, (I can tell he's a little sensitive about being interrupted just to be called out) he's like "...yeah, it means effectiveness" And they just kind of stare at each other. It's awkward for about three seconds, but I feel like we get over it. Well, he later starts talking about festivals and drugs, and she doesn't interrupt this time, but when he pauses in the conversation, she starts to rapid-fire questions at him. "How do you know these drugs aren't loving you up for weeks after you take them? How do you know if they have long term effects or not? Do you do heroin or meth? Are you a narc?" She says this fast and bug eyed. I think she was trying (terribly) to be random-funny, but he took it as a huge insult, probably worse since they had a slight hiccup over his word usage earlier. So he just stops talking completely and stares at her like she's insane. I awkwardly break the silence, and feel like she's being ridiculous. I don't know if she felt hurt over the results of their earlier skirmish and is lashing out, or if she's trying to "fix things" by being "funny" In either case, the tone is completely changed now. I feel like we're suddenly people being forced to sit next to each other on a flight for 8 hours, and not a group of friends at a restaurant. So things are going okay, and my gf cracked another stupid joke; something along the lines of "Oh, that bruise on my shoulder? Oh, heh, my bf beats me" As soon as she said this and starts chuckling, her best friend's bf cuts her laughing off and says: "That's not funny. I had two exes accuse me of both emotional and physical abuse before." Silence. What a loving train wreck. The bf and his gf start "stealth" texting each other, and what do you know, they want to spend the night at another friend's house. They were friendly and polite the whole way back to my place, but BSed an excuse to leave when we got in: "Oh poo poo! I left my pain medicine for my joints at home; sorry guys, we have to go" I just felt so embarrassed. They leave, and she immediately goes to work destroying the dude's character. "Omg, he's so weird, I don't like him, he's done steroids, he's a literal cuckhold, if my best friend won't break up with him I'm not talking to her anymore, he's not even good looking, in fact he's ugly etc. etc." I just went to bed, and the next morning she's very concerned that "You're not siding with your girlfriend! You're losing boyfriend points right now!" Also, she didn't want to go to the festival, because we might see them. Girlfriend ruined the night, and the next day, too.
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:36 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 08:17 |
Did you mean to post this in the "I'm a boring human being" forum
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:37 |
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dump her rear end before she ruins your life.
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:38 |
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bigzak posted:Did you mean to post this in the "I'm a boring human being" forum
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:39 |
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are you on meth?
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:39 |
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Well, how are her tits and blowjob skills?
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:39 |
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bigzak posted:Did you mean to post this in the "I'm a boring human being" forum
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:39 |
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hahahahhaha wow i loving lol'd at the the first reply after reading all of that bullshit it was really refreshing. thanks, bigzak for saving this.
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:40 |
gagelion posted:Me, my girlfriend, her best friend, and her boyfriend are hanging out Saturday night, having a good time. They were to spend the night, and we were to go to a festival the next morning. Go on...
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:40 |
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lol youre dating a 14 year old girl
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:40 |
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I don't believe any of this except the part where you ate dinner at a Denny's.
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:40 |
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Was it a cucking festival?
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:40 |
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im actually still laughing WOW gently caress
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:40 |
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ashgromnies posted:lol youre dating a 14 year old retard
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:41 |
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also based on the first sentence i totally thought it was gonna be a cuck story
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:41 |
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Boyfriend points?
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:41 |
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Molog posted:Boyfriend points? i ran out of those a long time ago
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:42 |
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Stevie Lee posted:also based on the first sentence i totally thought it was gonna be a cuck story Well that guy did own OP's gf in front of OP.
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:42 |
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Sounds like you crazy kids were made for each other.
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:42 |
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Cash in all your boyfriend points and then dump her right afterwards
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:43 |
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Baconface posted:im actually still laughing I didn't laugh at all, I just let out one long manky fart and then fell off my chair. Thanks OP!
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:43 |
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i read the thread title as "garfield ruined the night" and that probably wouldve made for a better thread gently caress you op
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:43 |
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Enjoy the rest of your life with her. If you've had sex you have to stay with her. That's the rule.
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:45 |
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Fojar38 posted:i read the thread title as "garfield ruined the night" and that probably wouldve made for a better thread Took gf to Denny's & he ate all their lasagna!
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:47 |
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hey OP, beating your gf isn't cool
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:48 |
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bigzak posted:Did you mean to post this in the "I'm a boring human being" forum
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:48 |
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want me to gently caress your girlfriend for you? will that help?
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:49 |
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sounds like your gf is both stupid and a oval office so nice catch sorry "the c-word"
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:51 |
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Saalkin posted:want me to gently caress your girlfriend for you? will that help? She doesn't know what efficacy means. Do you want to risk raising a Downs baby?
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:52 |
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MassaShowtime posted:hey OP, beating your gf is really cool
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:53 |
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bigzak posted:Did you mean to post this in the "I'm a boring human being" forum
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:53 |
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I actually had something similar to the OP happen to me once re: someone correcting my pronunciation of the word 'hegemony' over weed and scrabble once. It was awkward but the words 'boyfriend points' were never used and everyone just laughed it off and we returned to being normal young adults immediately and without issue. I'm sorry dat bitch be crazy, dog
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:54 |
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does it suck being 16 as much as I remember op?
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:54 |
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Big Beef City posted:I actually had something similar to the OP happen to me once re: someone correcting my pronunciation of the word 'hegemony' over weed and scrabble once. It was awkward but the words 'boyfriend points' were never used and everyone just laughed it off and we returned to being normal young adults immediately and without issue. uhh this is my thread not yours thanks
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:55 |
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Sever sever sever
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:55 |
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I've heard some weird fake girlfriend stories but they usually involve having sex or a first kiss at summer camp. This one takes the cake. Congrats OP. Also, why do you fantasize about having psycho girlfriends?
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:57 |
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its a question of cuck
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:57 |
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I think you two lovebirds are made for each other, OP.
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:59 |
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goons sure do love crafting stories around their fictional 'girlfriends'
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 23:01 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 08:17 |
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bigzak posted:Did you mean to post this in the "I'm a boring human being" forum
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 23:02 |