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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
i have to say that this exchange sounds like one between small children

are you small child, op

or are you...dating a small child, op

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
grats on dating a brainless jerk mang. :)

the last signal...
Apr 16, 2009
op have you tried giving being gay a shot because ive heard from many ppl as well as myself that its great

Ghostsauce
Jun 4, 2005

scared you didnt i lmbo
you can do better than Denny's, OP

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
To be fair a lot of this depends on what your girlfriend looks like, please post a picture of her arse OP.

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

gagelion posted:

uhh this is my thread not yours thanks

His story is better though, it had people high on weed playing scrabble arguing over "hegemony". Yours took place at a Denny's with a high maintenance poo poo queen.

marijuanamancer
Sep 11, 2001

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
yeah dude is she hot or what

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

do not get her pregnant op. get out while you still can. go to greece. or argentina and gently caress women with luscious, thick body hair

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
I'm gunna side with your gf on this one OP


Dude should've modestly said "yeah it means efficiency"... her eye-rolling at his aspergers rear end was pretty justified


Also 2 exes accused him of emotional and physical abuse? yeah I guess that's just a coincidence

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

gagelion posted:

uhh this is my thread not yours thanks

I asked about her tits and head game and you loving ignored me so I'll post whatever I want

Baconface
Sep 13, 2005
Bacon = Love
holy gently caress i just realized 2 of the worst threads right now are from this poster

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

bigzak posted:

Did you mean to post this in the "I'm a boring human being" forum

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Baconface posted:

holy gently caress i just realized 2 of the worst threads right now are from this poster

all his posts are the worst

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
My last girlfriend got pissed when I agreed with the club DJ who told her Die Antwoord is pronounced "Dee Ant-word" and not "Dye Ant-wood". Eventually I traded her for a set of slightly used snow tires. Life is too hard.

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012
E/N bullshit is dat'away you shithead.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Quickscope420dad posted:

I'm gunna side with your gf on this one OP


Dude should've modestly said "yeah it means efficiency"... her eye-rolling at his aspergers rear end was pretty justified


Also 2 exes accused him of emotional and physical abuse? yeah I guess that's just a coincidence

This as well.

5-HT
Oct 17, 2012

bigzak posted:

Did you mean to post this in the "I'm a boring human being" forum

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

bigzak posted:

Did you mean to post this in the "I'm a boring human being" forum

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

bigzak posted:

Did you mean to post this in the "I'm a boring human being" forum

more like FAILdows get it
Nov 19, 2007

punch a friend in the butt

bigzak posted:

Did you mean to post this in the "I'm a boring human being" forum

also she wants to have sex with her friend's boyfriend

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

bigzak posted:

Did you mean to post this in the "I'm a boring human being" forum

he doesnt have enough bf points anymore

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Sever

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





why did you go to Denny's don't go to Denny's unless you want to get in a fistfight with a stranger

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

split up with your human being girlfriend OP

www
Aug 4, 2010

how do i get bf points

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Right off the bat, tell her that points bullshit is immature and stupid.

Then say yeah that was an awkward moment and you're not really sure wtf but either way just let it go. Tell her you're not trying to side against her, you just don't want drama and aren't thinking of 'sides' to begin with.

If this is not acceptable to her then get some loving in before you break up.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

OP, what is your current BoyFriend Points score?

www
Aug 4, 2010

if you get enough boyfriend points can you upgrade to a hotter gf?

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

She should cuck with black mna.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
I can't give seriouspost advice unless I know what your starting boyfriend point score was.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I thought this was going to be a story about the girlfriend doing something awkward that ruined a foursome. I am disappoint.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
how many bf points do you need to unlock her achievement?

Kanthulhu
Apr 8, 2009
NO ONE SPOIL GAME OF THRONES FOR ME!

IF SOMEONE TELLS ME THAT OBERYN MARTELL AND THE MOUNTAIN DIE THIS SEASON, I'M GOING TO BE PISSED.

BUT NOT HALF AS PISSED AS I'D BE IF SOMEONE WERE TO SPOIL VARYS KILLING A LANISTER!!!


(Dany shits in a field)
I didn't read any of that poo poo. What's the tl;dr?

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Kanthulhu posted:

I didn't read any of that poo poo. What's the tl;dr?

nobody read any of the OP, really the point is to just make fun of him

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Kanthulhu posted:

I didn't read any of that poo poo. What's the tl;dr?

it's pretty poo poo i wouldn't recommend

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem

Kanthulhu posted:

I didn't read any of that poo poo. What's the tl;dr?

he's getting cucked by his bf points

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Kanthulhu posted:

I didn't read any of that poo poo. What's the tl;dr?

OP is having difficulty controlling his semiliterate highschool girlfriend.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

XK posted:

Yours took place at a Denny's with a high maintenance poo poo queen.
yeah and his gf doesn't sound too great either

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Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

a hole-y ghost posted:

yeah and his gf doesn't sound too great either

tbf she doesnt sound any worse than anybody else in the story

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