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falling asleep with tight jeans on, after recently having a new genital piercing, and having morning wood where the new piercing is then mashed up against the inside of your zipper not a fun way to wake up.
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i know i had one once but i forget. it hurt.
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Aug 3, 2014 23:14
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def when i tugged down on it compulsively until it made a snapping sound. i cant be the only one.
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Aug 3, 2014 23:16
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EA Sports posted:def when i tugged down on it compulsively until it made a snapping sound. i cant be the only one. i do that whenever possible... 'cracking the knuckle' even tho it's not a knuckle one of my favorite feelings. push down.. pop! doesn't always work tho not sure what the CONTRIBUTING VARIABLES are
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Aug 3, 2014 23:21
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Why hasn't scalded schlong posted here yet?
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Aug 3, 2014 23:34
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Being at the strip club and realizing that i'm subhuman trash and will never have sex with an attractive woman
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Aug 3, 2014 23:35
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boners for fictional people
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Aug 3, 2014 23:37
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bigzak posted:Being at the strip club and realizing that i'm subhuman trash and will never have sex seems about right
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Aug 3, 2014 23:38
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when i was waterboarded
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Aug 3, 2014 23:40
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Bout the 6th time in it starts to really hurt.
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Aug 4, 2014 00:03
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I knew I wasn't supposed to like it. But I did. I did.
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Aug 4, 2014 00:10
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After my mom locked me in a spiked chastity belt to stop me from masturbating
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Aug 4, 2014 00:42
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Ein cooler Typ posted:After my mom locked me in a spiked chastity belt to stop me from masturbating The spikes are supposed to be on the outside you idiot
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