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sometimes when i get a really good one i stick my full hand down into the back of my jeans and fart deeply into my hand and excitedly huff it. other times i may i use tube to blow air into my rear end in a top hat until the pressure builds enough tyhat my butt explodes into 4 part harmony share some of your farting habits itt plz 
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if im in bed w a girl i just met i spread my rear end in a top hat w my hand so i can stealth fart
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Aug 4, 2014 00:52
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i said gently caress you to my doc and let my pilonidal cyst become a gaping pus hole that allows for self-harmony in my squishy anal tootings
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Aug 4, 2014 00:54
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i fart on the bible hail satan
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Aug 4, 2014 00:55
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Fetus Tree posted:if im in bed w a girl i just met i spread my rear end in a top hat w my hand so i can stealth fart this is a valuable contribution to those that have not found a girl or ze uninitiated to working into a ritual of constantly trading farts back and forth into each others anuses
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Aug 4, 2014 00:56
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I very much like to be in a public area I frequent, such as McDonald's, or Burger King, when I trump, as it gives me comfort in the rear end.I cannot fart in my own home because I live out of doors.I heard that if a cow were to fart all day long,it would create a hole in the ozone so large the cow would instantly die of skin cancer.I pray that when I die it is not fart-related.But I know this prayer to be futile.
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Aug 4, 2014 00:59
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it's a bit of a hard system to work out at first, but both parties having the suit really helps with lining things up and all
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Aug 4, 2014 00:59
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Cobweb Heart posted:I very much like to be in a public area I frequent, such as McDonald's, or Burger King, when I trump, as it gives me comfort in the rear end.I cannot fart in my own home because I live out of doors.I heard that if a cow were to fart all day long,it would create a hole in the ozone so large the cow would instantly die of skin cancer.I pray that when I die it is not fart-related.But I know this prayer to be futile. i find it truly best to frequent locations that support a large amount of farters like this and be sure to concentrate areas to create the highest fume concentrations
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Aug 4, 2014 01:01
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what i would really like is a sort of fart geiger counter that allows me to stand in these areas and contribute
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Aug 4, 2014 01:03
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The one-cheek-sneak. A time honored classic.
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Aug 4, 2014 01:06
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Tevryr posted:what i would really like is a sort of fart geiger counter that allows me to stand in these areas and contribute 
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Aug 4, 2014 01:13
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Tevryr posted:sometimes when i get a really good one i stick my full hand down into the back of my jeans and fart deeply into my hand and excitedly huff it. I do this all the time. It's the only way to smell a fart in its purest form.
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Aug 4, 2014 01:14
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Pro tip: when you find yourself letting out a series of micro farts, that means you are getting very close to needing to take a poo poo.
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Aug 4, 2014 01:14
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Jose Oquendo posted:I do this all the time. It's the only way to smell a fart in its purest form. i farted in a cup once & immediately covered it & then waited a bit to smell it never again
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Aug 4, 2014 01:15
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The car I use for my commute reeks of years of farts. No amount of Febreeze can fix it. It's a weird mix of stale air, farts, beef jerky, and Monster.
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Aug 4, 2014 01:21
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i was buying some poo poo in a store & my gf and friends were in my car sharing a bag of beef jerky (cucked by umberto once again) & when i opened the door to get back in i got hit with a humid wall of stench similar to what you might imagine a 7-11 bathroom would smell like on new years day
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Aug 4, 2014 01:27
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how hard and long can you fart before you've gone too far? it's a game for everyone
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Aug 4, 2014 01:29
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sometimes i look at the front page of reddit and there's always like eight stories where people ate taco bell and sharted their pants. i think they're all liars.
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Aug 4, 2014 01:29
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I rarely eat Taco Bell, but I'm at the point whenever I fart, it's basically coin flip as to whether or not poop comes out too.
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Aug 4, 2014 01:30
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it's reddit, any claims of sharting are probably true
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Aug 4, 2014 01:31
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Fandyien posted:sometimes i look at the front page of reddit and there's always like eight stories where people ate taco bell and sharted their pants. i think they're all liars. people who can't hold down highly regulated and quality controlled food without leaking feces are loving pathetic
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Fetus Tree posted:people who can't hold down highly regulated and quality controlled food without leaking feces are loving pathetic i dunno, for example i never eat fast food but have under circumstances, eaten a series mcdonalds, burger king, chic-fil-a, krystals, and arby's over the last four days and have had just about a few near misses. that's an anecdote.
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Aug 4, 2014 01:39
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I like to put my rear end up against the shower wall and just let it rip
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Aug 4, 2014 01:39
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whoflungpoop posted:I like to put my rear end up against the shower wall and just let it rip trying that in the morning.
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Aug 4, 2014 01:40
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yeh, i getcha. but people shouldnt eat fast food that frequently anyway. also i think that (depending on what you ordered) if you made it yourself your stomach might not be any better off. cant be eatin burgers and fries all the time & expect reasonable poops are you moving//road tripping or something op?
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Aug 4, 2014 01:41
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Tevryr posted:sometimes when i get a really good one i stick my full hand down into the back of my jeans and fart deeply into my hand and excitedly huff it. other times i may i use tube to blow air into my rear end in a top hat until the pressure builds enough tyhat my butt explodes into 4 part harmony Imagine if there was a lit flame and that thing popped.
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Aug 4, 2014 01:43
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last night i was in a car in a gas station parking lot and the dude in the car next to us opened his door and said "tell this bitch to stop farting so much" referring to a young lady in the back seat and then she said "tell him to stop doing so much coke" so we told him to do more coke and he closed the door and did a bunch of coke off a credit card.
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Aug 4, 2014 01:47
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i like to do it on pets and animals, op.
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Aug 4, 2014 01:49
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any adult who makes jokes about how taco bell totally makes you poo poo yourself is a gigantic retarded baby who should be thrown off a fuckin cliff
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Aug 4, 2014 01:50
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I fart into a tube that feeds into a tiny combustion engine that powers my 56k modem that I'm using to browse this thread
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Aug 4, 2014 01:51
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Fandyien posted:any adult who makes jokes about how taco bell totally makes you poo poo yourself is a gigantic retarded baby who should be thrown off a fuckin cliff yeh i unironically get p mad when people dis taco bell as being a diarrhea factory like ya its cheap food & only tastes good if you wnt grease & fat & isnt remotely mexican but that isnt why ppl go to the bell
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Aug 4, 2014 01:53
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Fandyien posted:any adult who makes jokes about how taco bell totally makes you poo poo yourself is a gigantic retarded baby who should be thrown off a fuckin cliff anyone eating taco bell over the age of 16 is a gigantic retarded baby who should be thrown off a fuckin cliff
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Aug 4, 2014 01:58
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also hi conq rape any kids lately
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Aug 4, 2014 01:58
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never trust an elf posted:I fart into a tube that feeds into a tiny combustion engine that powers my 56k modem that I'm using to browse this thread lmao
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Aug 4, 2014 02:01
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we could start talking dynamics man. how about a space age vacuum duster that only suck in fart particles to be used at will
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Aug 4, 2014 02:03
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So what is that, some kind of fart suit? Why does he look so unhappy  ?
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Aug 4, 2014 02:03
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Wicker Man posted:So what is that, some kind of fart suit? Why does he look so unhappy
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Aug 4, 2014 02:05
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You.re welcome
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Aug 4, 2014 02:31
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Wicker Man posted:So what is that, some kind of fart suit? Why does he look so unhappy he doesn't look unhappy to me. he looks prepared and determined
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Robo Reagan posted:also hi conq rape any kids lately  she was asking for it
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