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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:just stopping by to say that turkish coffee owns hell yeah
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only 90s kids will remember this
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Aug 4, 2014 06:28
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popeyes is really dank too
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gggiiimmmppp posted:
Never listen to attractive fit people they are always full of poo poo about anything that involves "lifestyle".
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Ein cooler Typ posted:only 90s kids will remember this I read that Subway had to shut down that promotion because for some reason people were going to the trouble of counterfeiting that poo poo. Like, lots of people.
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Aug 4, 2014 06:29
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gonna guess the reason was free//significantly cheaper food
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Aug 4, 2014 06:31
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Cool a subway smack talk thread. I've been working almost next door to the local subway for over 6 years now, longer than it's been open and gently caress me jesus, it is horrible. And not because it's a truly awful place, but only because its subway and that poo poo is hosed. They have some cheap food sometimes with their sub of the day but their slogan "eat fresh" is a load of goddamn piss. Nothing there is fresh. The baked from frozen, sugar-filled sugar-bread: you can fucken just smell the sugar when they're roasting a fresh batch. The meat: horrible processed preserved meat, no fresh meat, ever. The only thing I'd trust at subway is the meatballs because at least all you're expecting is a ball of meat in some sugar sauce and that's what you get. Oh and the toasting machine near me is a piece of poo poo too because it just warms the bread up and doesn't leave it toasted at all, just horrible squishy bread. I've asked what's up with that and they say that's how its meant to be, fuckem. I really do wish there was a decent deli around work, they'd kill it.
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Aug 4, 2014 06:32
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do they not do the fresh baked bread thing anymore? they were doing it last time I went but I guess that was many years ago that was like their only selling point why does anyone still go
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4Ciu1bTFts
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ShaunO posted:Cool a subway smack talk thread. I've been working almost next door to the local subway for over 6 years now, longer than it's been open and gently caress me jesus, it is horrible. And not because it's a truly awful place, but only because its subway and that poo poo is hosed. They have some cheap food sometimes with their sub of the day but their slogan "eat fresh" is a load of goddamn piss. Nothing there is fresh. The baked from frozen, sugar-filled sugar-bread: you can fucken just smell the sugar when they're roasting a fresh batch. The meat: horrible processed preserved meat, no fresh meat, ever. The only thing I'd trust at subway is the meatballs because at least all you're expecting is a ball of meat in some sugar sauce and that's what you get. Oh and the toasting machine near me is a piece of poo poo too because it just warms the bread up and doesn't leave it toasted at all, just horrible squishy bread. I've asked what's up with that and they say that's how its meant to be, fuckem. u mad
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Torka posted:do they not do the fresh baked bread thing anymore? they were doing it last time I went but I guess that was many years ago I'm pretty sure it's just delivered pre-prepared as dough rolls and left in the fridge/freezer and then baked when they need some. THS posted:u mad OP needs to include a trigger warning
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Aug 4, 2014 06:37
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Coffee thread
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Torka posted:simpsons did a bit in the early nineties about homer putting butter in his coffee and the joke was "haha homer's so gross nobody would actually put butter in their coffee" woah really? that's actually p. loving funny. do you happen to know the name of the episode?
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Aug 4, 2014 06:38
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Xaris posted:woah really? that's actually p. loving funny. do you happen to know the name of the episode? i think its actually the open to the tomacco episode
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Three Olives posted:Never listen to attractive fit people they are always full of poo poo about anything that involves "lifestyle". holy crap 3O came out of hiding *updates journal*
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Aug 4, 2014 06:41
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Fetus Tree posted:i think its actually the open to the tomacco episode nevermind http://criticalmas.com/2014/03/homer-simpson-invented-bulletproof-coffee-1998/
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Aug 4, 2014 06:41
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Ocean Book posted:Coffee thread A couple doors down from subway is an decent sized espresso machine shop, usually selling higher end models to workplaces. They also import and roast their own beans, make their own blends etc. Attached to the coffee shop is an espresso bar which is pretty much just a large counter with one of the latest high end coffee machines from the shop. The guy that runs the place could talk to you all day about making the perfect coffee if you let him. But he also makes amazing coffee. Always the latest gear, using the best and freshest beans and is a big coffee nut himself. 5/5
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Aug 4, 2014 06:43
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Affe mk2 posted:would you call yourself a sandwich enthusiast? im more of a wrap autist
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Aug 4, 2014 06:48
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Xaris posted:nevermind http://criticalmas.com/2014/03/homer-simpson-invented-bulletproof-coffee-1998/ huh not as old as I thought, but yeah that's the scene I meant
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Aug 4, 2014 06:50
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subway is gross found myself a great vietnamese sub place and never looked back
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Aug 4, 2014 06:50
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OH MY GOD SHUT THE gently caress UP ABOUT COFFEE AND MAKE YOUR OWN THREAD IF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. THIS IS ABOUT HOW SUBWAY SUCKS NOT ABOUT COFFEE YOU loving RETARDED PIECES OF poo poo
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SlipUp posted:subway is gross Banh Mi ftw...
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Aug 4, 2014 07:05
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I live around the corner from an amazing Italian Deli and it significantly improves my quality of life. AMA.
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Gaunab posted:OH MY GOD SHUT THE gently caress UP ABOUT COFFEE AND MAKE YOUR OWN THREAD IF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. THIS IS ABOUT HOW SUBWAY SUCKS NOT ABOUT COFFEE YOU loving RETARDED PIECES OF poo poo  
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JonathonSpectre posted:Hey OP I think it's possible that you are psychically-linked to me because last night when I was eating my delicious $5.99 #10 at Jimmy John's I idly wondered why the gently caress Subway is still in business when it sucks so loving hard compared to Jimmy John's and is at best a buck cheaper. Wow this is me. Whenever I go to subway (and I'm talking about like hundred plus times) I always say "just a little bit of lettuce" and they grab like 2 handfuls and look at me like "gently caress you". One time I asked what to say to the mexican who kept loving up my lettuce and my friend told me to say "puta madre lettuce" and I was like uh ok so I said "puta madre lettuce" and got laughed at and he told me what it means and it was kind of funny but he still gave me too much lettuce. Every time I go it is a fuckikng chore and I've never once got a sandwich nicely made with minimal lettuce. DIdnt know we had the same problem. The lettuce is also the grosses lettuce but I just want that little loving crunch.
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Meowbot posted:Wow this is me. Whenever I go to subway (and I'm talking about like hundred plus times) I always say "just a little bit of lettuce" and they grab like 2 handfuls and look at me like "gently caress you". One time I asked what to say to the mexican who kept loving up my lettuce and my friend told me to say "puta madre lettuce" and I was like uh ok so I said "puta madre lettuce" and got laughed at and he told me what it means and it was kind of funny but he still gave me too much lettuce. Every time I go it is a fuckikng chore and I've never once got a sandwich nicely made with minimal lettuce. fill the sub up with tty he cheapest ingredient to give the illusion of substance. Also toasted means making your cold sandwich lukewarm.
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Aug 4, 2014 08:33
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what kind of scrub willingly eats lettuce. lmao. learn how to sandwich faggo't.
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Aug 4, 2014 08:35
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Still better than anything my grandmother has ever made.
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Aug 4, 2014 08:57
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the best part of a good sandwich is the poo poo in it just layer that poo poo up the way you want and put in a pan, then eat it hot. if you can't do that just buy a 1 dollar can of meat and eat it with a plastic fork.
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Aug 4, 2014 08:59
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I used to think subway was okay then in 97 I found Quiznos and that was awesome and I was like gently caress subway they use a microwave. Then Quiznos hosed their menu and I stopped going there. I haven't eaten at a subway since like 98-99 so maybe its gotten better, I kinda doubt it. Around 2000 my best friend started working at a sub shop that had sandwiches named after weed and I ate there a bit but that was a long time ago. It was funny when we were 20 but now I wonder what kind of adult opens a weed themed sub shop. (Cheeba hut, Tempe, az if you need to know)
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ShaunO posted:The meat: horrible processed preserved meat, no fresh meat, ever. y'know pretty much all deli meat and by extension all sandwich shop meat is processed crap that comes in blocks even the fancy poo poo at the grocery store deli counter
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Cyberball 2072 posted:I used to think subway was okay then in 97 I found Quiznos and that was awesome and I was like gently caress subway they use a microwave. Then Quiznos hosed their menu and I stopped going there. I haven't eaten at a subway since like 98-99 so maybe its gotten better, I kinda doubt it. Around 2000 my best friend started working at a sub shop that had sandwiches named after weed and I ate there a bit but that was a long time ago. It was funny when we were 20 but now I wonder what kind of adult opens a weed themed sub shop. (Cheeba hut, Tempe, az if you need to know) This is some ground breaking poo poo for me, thanks. I'll never look at a sandwich the same again.
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Aug 4, 2014 09:09
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all food is a gift from god so don't be a little poo poo and disrespect it
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Aug 4, 2014 09:17
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THS posted:would gently caress you, that shouldn't have made me laugh.
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Aug 4, 2014 09:25
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Roargasm posted:every meal at subway has an entire days' worth of sodium in it same with those jimmy jean frozen breakfasts and the kind of people who eat those probably also eat multiple servings. Also the company's founder died while eating breakfast (probably a jimmy dean breakfast)
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Aug 4, 2014 09:26
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The best part about subway is how you get to see how disgusting the sub is before yours before you order your sub, and then getting to witness a long list of poor decisions made by the person after you and then drawing faces with your poo in the bathroom stalls
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Aug 4, 2014 09:37
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what's so wrong about putting some butter in your coffee butter is just cream + some more time
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Aug 4, 2014 09:54
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subway is actually p.good, sorry it's not some faggoty sandwich shop which overcharges i guess?
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it's sad how the subway proponents itt have never made a sandwich or ordered a decent sandwich anywhere and arwe filled with misconceptions about the world
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