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Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
America is the best and, in this thread, we're going to prove it. We're going to do that by sticking our wieners into the cuisines of the world. This will demonstrate that everything is better with a hot dog and, by extension, that everything is better with America. So post your international/cross cultural hot dog recipes, post photos of your creations.

I'll get the ball rolling by tackling a place that's kind of America, but not really.

Hot dogs of Hawaii

Gyu-dog

slice and saute a large yellow onion
add 1 pack of hot dogs
simmer the dogs and onion in a mixture of soy sauce, dashi, and mirin (the blend should be equal parts savory and salty and just a little sweet. Use real mirin, not the corn syrup stuff)
serve a properly simmered dog on a bun with some of the onion slices
top with beni shoga

Teridog

boil up some hot dogs in teriyaki sauce
serve on a bun with mayo

a teridog deluxe is the same as above but with tomato and onion.
The tourist dog is a teridog deluxe with pineapple chunks.

Filipino spaghetti on a bun

chop a few cloves of garlic and dice an onion, optionally dice a few bell peppers or some zucchini
saute your garlic, onions and vegetables
add equal parts tomato puree and banana sauce
add a little thyme and oregano
simmer
add hot dogs
simmer some more
fish a hot dog out of the sauce and place it on a bun, top with sauce and American cheese

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NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Sizone posted:

America is the best and, in this thread, we're going to prove it. We're going to do that by sticking our wieners into the cuisines of the world. This will demonstrate that everything is better with a hot dog and, by extension, that everything is better with America. So post your international/cross cultural hot dog recipes, post photos of your creations.

I'll get the ball rolling by tackling a place that's kind of America, but not really.

Hot dogs of Hawaii

Gyu-dog

slice and saute a large yellow onion
add 1 pack of hot dogs
simmer the dogs and onion in a mixture of soy sauce, dashi, and mirin (the blend should be equal parts savory and salty and just a little sweet. Use real mirin, not the corn syrup stuff)
serve a properly simmered dog on a bun with some of the onion slices
top with beni shoga

Teridog

boil up some hot dogs in teriyaki sauce
serve on a bun with mayo

a teridog deluxe is the same as above but with tomato and onion.
The tourist dog is a teridog deluxe with pineapple chunks.

Filipino spaghetti on a bun

chop a few cloves of garlic and dice an onion, optionally dice a few bell peppers or some zucchini
saute your garlic, onions and vegetables
add equal parts tomato puree and banana sauce
add a little thyme and oregano
simmer
add hot dogs
simmer some more
fish a hot dog out of the sauce and place it on a bun, top with sauce and American cheese

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsx1I6hlSCM

JazzFlight
Apr 29, 2006

Oooooooooooh!

how many doobie threads do we need

amirite folks

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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JazzFlight posted:

how many doobie threads do we need

amirite folks

_______/

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



burgers are probably more american than hot dogs hth

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

A_Bug_That_Thinks
Mar 16, 2011


ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE BIG SAGGY POKEMON TITS
That's the most disgusting poo poo I've ever heard in my life, OP.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
no

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice
I put ketchup on my hot dog and I don't care what any mustard fag has to say about it

sweet relish pretty dope too

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



polish boys own, otherwise just get a brat since a proper hot dog has mustard and kraut on it anyways

edit: chicago dogs also own

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJXPGKq7xJc

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
hot dogs are directly representative of the hegemony of industrialism and are only indirectly representative of American hegemony (as American hegemony is mediated throug the hegemony of industrialism)

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
where did the word 'hegemony' come from? I thought about it and it stopped making sense

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
aaagh no

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
doobgemony

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

hert dergs

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i love to eat a hot dog

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
I think I will eat at least four hot dogs and buns tomorrow.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pqll9dJ7MQ

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
The Dehli Dog

place a hot dog on a piece of naan, top with onions, lentils and chutney then forcibly violate a woman with it.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
id rather have tacos.

abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before
The Aussie Dawg

Plain coles dogs on stale home brand bun, cooked using 4500 dollar "Outdoor Kitchen"

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

Mariana Horchata posted:

id rather have tacos.

Nope, this is all America. Not the rest of the slummy continent, just the jewel of the continent from which it gets its namesake. If you need a more vaginal food option, then the hamburger is acceptable (though less than ideal).

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
I'm vegetarian and loving it.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Just plop down indian style, and eat those dogs cold and with bbq sauce. Since hot is the devils temperature.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Eating long tubes of pigs rear end - American tradition of pride.

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

Rapman the Cook posted:

Eating long tubes of pigs rear end - American tradition of pride.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chitlin%27_circuit

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010


j/o itt

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGG5gjNbYp0

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
hot dogs and hamburgers are both german, not american

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

Neighborhood bar here serves a Mad Dog which is fantastic. 1/4 pound dog, split and filled with pepper jack cheese, then wrapped in bacon and deep fried, on a big rear end bun. Good poo poo, man

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Business Gorillas posted:

burgers are probably more american than hot dogs hth

no not really

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Hogge Wild posted:

hot dogs and hamburgers are both german, not american

America invented the modern hotdog that is manufactured in a plastic tube instead of a sheeps intestine

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
In fact they didn't even put sausages on buns before AMERICA

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

redshirt posted:

I'm vegetarian and loving it.

Same. What's the most American vegetable do you think? I think it's corn.

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

corn or taters. i know ireland blah blah but we got potatoes in every meal

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Corn is in like 98% of all American food now though. Pretty sure hotdogs are like 70% corn.

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Roy
Sep 24, 2007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YI5YBKK-kyk

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