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Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
http://www.studiomoh.com/fun/census/results.php

Use this site to determine what exact kinda of gay you are. Are you a slutty gym bunny? Or are you a old wrinkly daddy?

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Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
I am the exact definition of a twink.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
It says I'm an average maybe a muscle cub.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
it needs to ask how muscular you are cause you cant say if you have a nice body or not

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
lol i like how twink is the main attractiveness audience for twink

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Quickscope420dad posted:

lol i like how twink is the main attractiveness audience for twink

i like twinks

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW
hmm looks like im full blown gay

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

Over There posted:

i like twinks

Twinks are annoying don't be a twink you should aspire to be an average like me.

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka
Gay Klurf

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
holy poo poo 82% of muscle bears are into muscle bears

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Three Olives posted:

Twinks are annoying don't be a twink you should aspire to be an average like me.
im a masc twink tho. I don't like fem twink

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
Gym Bunny. my only exercise is long walks and 20 pushups before bed. your gay science is broken, op

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

turdriver posted:

hmm looks like im full blown gay

mods change title to this

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
kinda interesting how basically all of the categories are predominantly attracted to other members of the same category

that's like being doublegay

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Theshby posted:

Gym Bunny. my only exercise is long walks and 20 pushups before bed. your gay science is broken, op

Why the hell would you do 20 push ups before bed? If you're going to do the minimum at least do it in the morning so you don't get energy pumping when you are trying to fall asleep.

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

Over There posted:

im a masc twink tho. I don't like fem twink

But how could a man pretending to be a woman emotionally not be the most incredibly hosed up annoying thing in the world? What I'm saying is I love them.














































dead

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Theshby posted:

Gym Bunny. my only exercise is long walks and 20 pushups before bed. your gay science is broken, op

p. good book http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gay_Science

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

Over There posted:

Why the hell would you do 20 push ups before bed? If you're going to do the minimum at least do it in the morning so you don't get energy pumping when you are trying to fall asleep.

Does masturbating count as working out?

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



looks like im a bear. what a shocker :rolleye:

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Three Olives posted:

Does masturbating count as working out?

wakes me up but puts some guys to sleep idk

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
Also powerful muscly gym rat here folks.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

Business Gorillas posted:

looks like im a bear. what a shocker :rolleye:

Stop being so fat everyone knows that fat gays are bad gays and they don't get to hook up in bars

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
I'm a gym bunny but I'm not buff or anything I'm just tall and skinny but not super skinny.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
The more important question is, is 3O a top or a bottom?

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Three Olives posted:

Stop being so fat everyone knows that fat gays are bad gays and they don't get to hook up in bars

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
P-P-P-P-POWER BOTTOM

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde

Over There posted:

Why the hell would you do 20 push ups before bed? If you're going to do the minimum at least do it in the morning so you don't get energy pumping when you are trying to fall asleep.

i also have a big cup of tea. this is my style & it works for me & i'm fabulous

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
sr8 acting no fems no fats no asians ddf you b 2.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
"insufferable"

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.
I'm always makin love in the health club. Gettin buffed, gettin stuffed.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
It Gets Better, Unless You’re Fat

When you first come out, gay men are eager to let you know that you’re not alone, and that you have a seat at the table. Unless, of course, you’re also fat, in which case, no, you can’t sit with us.

I never had to come out as fat.

When you grow up overweight, everyone notices — not just your classmates, who are too young to have mastered the art of tact, but also friends’ parents and teachers. I knew I was fat because people told me I was fat, either directly (a slap to the stomach and an unkind word) or in subtler ways (having a teacher rifle through my lunch box and comment on the contents). I felt shame over my size long before I had any concept of my sexuality, and years after coming out as gay, I still feel anxious identifying as fat.

As an openly gay writer, one of the questions I’m asked most often is, “Were you bullied growing up?” And the answer is yes, but it’s never the answer they’re looking for. In many ways I was lucky to have come of age in a liberal enclave where my sexuality was accepted if not embraced. Oh, sure, I’ve had the word “human being” hurled at me — and the sad truth is, I’d be shocked if a gay man hadn’t — but it was always secondary. The real source of my bullying was the extra weight I’ve carried since childhood. I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve been called a “human being” to my face, but I couldn’t tell you how often someone has made a dig about my weight.

Outside of anonymous internet comments, the gay slurs have stopped almost entirely. Remarks about my weight, however, are a depressing constant.
I share this not for sympathy but for context. It’s an answer to the people who seem surprised when I explain that no, I was never really bullied for being gay, but instead got made fun of for being fat on a daily basis. They are open-minded progressives, and I appreciate their fixation on the way LGBT people are treated; obviously, I share their concern. But the treatment of overweight people is, for the most part, lost on them. And that’s largely because so many of my allies and fellow gay men championing equality — compassionate, forward-thinking individuals — are the same people delicately suggesting I lose some weight.

What it comes down to is good intentions. Call someone a gay slur and you’re homophobic. Use a racial slur and you’re a racist. But when you wonder out loud why I can’t just lose some weight, you’re looking out for me. At least, that’s the perception. The hurtful degradation becomes socially sanctioned, because being fat is considered to be innately wrong. The common understanding is that fatness is unhealthy and unnatural and always the fat person’s fault, despite the fact that science does not agree with these assessments. And suddenly, otherwise good people — those who are proud to not have a bigoted bone in their bodies — feel no shame in condemning us fatties. It’s not bigotry if we deserve it.

Being fat is never easy, but in the spirit of National Coming Out Week, I’m offering this potentially controversial perspective: As hard as it is to be gay, being fat and gay makes everything so much worse.

I was once told that coming out as a gay man was like being welcomed into the best club in the world. It was maybe an overstatement, but I understand the sentiment: When you first come out, you’re automatically granted inclusion — if not by friends and family, then by the gay community as a whole. They get it. They get you. And they’re eager to let you know that you’re not alone, and that you have a seat at the table. Unless, of course, you’re also fat, in which case, no, you can’t sit with us.

Certainly this isn’t true of all gay men: I’m speaking in generalities based on what I have experienced. There are, of course, gay men who don’t obsess over their weight or the weight of potential sexual partners. There are also those for whom going to the gym is not an activity to build one’s days around. But the stereotype of the gay obsession with body image and a six-pack is not unfounded. There is a widely held understanding that being gay means maintaining a certain standard of physical beauty, with very little room for deviation from the norm.

I can’t speak for all gay men, but I can tell you what I have faced as an overweight gay man. I can tell you that when I lost 15 pounds due to depression, a well-meaning older gay man told me I had done the right thing, because my only other option would have been to gain weight and become a bear. I can tell you that one person I tried to date helpfully offered, “You could be really attractive if you lost some weight.” And I can tell you that I deleted Grindr after one night when a stranger messaged me to let me know that if I shed a few pounds I “might actually be cute.”

It would be comforting to dismiss these as isolated incidents, but based on conversations with other gay men like me, I don’t think they’re all that unusual. The truth is, the gay community isn’t interested in embracing overweight people because we’re a blemish on the image of perfection. And much in the same way progressives as a whole can get away with ignoring anti-fat bigotry, gay men never bother examining the way they treat their overweight brothers. Ignore us or relegate us to the butt of hackneyed jokes: We just don’t matter. It doesn’t get better for us.

From the beginning, the “It Gets Better” campaign has been fairly criticized for its limited scope: Yes, it does get better, provided you’re an attractive, able-bodied white cisman. I want to be clear — it has gotten better for me since I came out. I don’t for a minute regret being an openly gay man, and I consider my life now to be a drastic improvement over life in the closet. At the same time, I can’t help but grimace at the “it gets better” trope for the way it glosses over so many problems within the gay community. Just because it gets marginally better doesn’t mean it ever gets good enough.

The internalized shame I feel about my weight is largely a credit to society, where all fat people are treated like second-class citizens. But adulthood should be about repairing those wounds and learning to love myself as I am. Instead, I’m surrounded by people who, despite having faced the same oppression I have as gay men, largely refuse to embrace me at my current size. The end result is that I’ve been out for nearly a decade, and I still feel like an outcast within the gay community. I wish I had faith in that getting better any time soon.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
masc dude looking for other masc. NO BLAKS OR ASIANS. Latino a +

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
It says I'm a Gym Bunny. What kind of gay sex does that mean I like? I think it was fair to assume the test would have provided info on the kind of gay sex I like but it didn't & that's very confusing.


e: fair vvvv

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Trixie Hardcore posted:

It says I'm a Gym Bunny. What kind of gay sex does that mean I like?

FF

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
I'm a goatman

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
lol @fat people

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Trixie Hardcore posted:

It says I'm a Gym Bunny. What kind of gay sex does that mean I like? I think it was fair to assume the test would have provided info on the kind of gay sex I like but it didn't & that's very confusing.
you're vers

Fushigi Yuugi fansub
Jan 20, 2007

BUTT STUFF
very

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
i am a pup what is a pup

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spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

"daddy" which everyone has to call me now

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