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It is my regret to inform you that uncle Monty has finally succumbed to syphilis and passed away at the age of 83. As you may not be aware these forums meant a great deal to Monty in his final months when he was infirm and bed ridden and I would often comfort him by reading aloud your various posts whilst his nurse administered his thrice daily sponge baths. As such it was the final wish of Duke Montgomery Fantastic III of Shropshire that his estate and possessions be divided between you all. Post ITT to discover your inheritance.
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RIP in peace
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Aug 4, 2014 20:18
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Uncle Monty has bequeathed to you his extensive reggae vinyl library. 
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Aug 4, 2014 20:19
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i want a cool car or some moeny
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Aug 4, 2014 20:20
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I had an Uncle Monty?
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Aug 4, 2014 20:20
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whats my spirit animal you unoriginal gently caress
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Aug 4, 2014 20:21
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turdriver posted:i want a cool car or some moeny I hope that Uncle Monty's villa in Antigua will suffice. 
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Aug 4, 2014 20:21
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im gay
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Aug 4, 2014 20:21
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idk why i am here, apparently i am getting something?
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Aug 4, 2014 20:21
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satanic splash-back posted:whats my spirit animal you unoriginal gently caress I don't know but uncle Monty thought that you would be a good choice to take care of Lady now he's passed. 
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Aug 4, 2014 20:21
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My favorite color is purple.
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Aug 4, 2014 20:22
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My grandpa's name was Montgomery! Whats in the box pops?
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Aug 4, 2014 20:22
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Whirlwind Jones posted:im gay Splendid, then you'll be pleased to learn you've inherited the services of his manservant Christopher. 
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Aug 4, 2014 20:22
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do i have to pay inheritance tax on my claim ?
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Aug 4, 2014 20:22
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Velvet Elvis posted:I had an Uncle Monty? In a way he was all of our uncles. He's bequeathed you his collection of antique doll heads. 
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Aug 4, 2014 20:23
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Melchior posted:idk why i am here, apparently i am getting something? You're getting Kit, the car from Knight Rider. 
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Aug 4, 2014 20:25
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If you leave me your Mumford & Sons records I'm totally going to start a media campaign about how you abused me as a child
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Aug 4, 2014 20:25
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uncle monty touched me inappropriately
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Aug 4, 2014 20:25
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did Uncle have a liquor cabinet or a tobacco humidor or anything I just wanna get f*cked up
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Aug 4, 2014 20:25
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AuntBuck posted:My favorite color is purple. Uncle Monty was very specific in his request that you inherit his collection of artistic literature. 
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Aug 4, 2014 20:26
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i'm all bloated and farty so having an uncle dying is probably a sign my day is only going to get better
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Aug 4, 2014 20:26
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Ruby got Railed posted:My grandpa's name was Montgomery! Whats in the box pops? It was always Monty's wish that you grow a fine moustache and as such he has bequeathed his moustache wax. 
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Aug 4, 2014 20:27
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:Uncle Monty was very specific in his request that you inherit his collection of autistic literature.
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Aug 4, 2014 20:27
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uncle monty, i loved you
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Aug 4, 2014 20:28
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~see u at da crossroadz~
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Aug 4, 2014 20:28
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Ruby got Railed posted:My grandpa's name was Montgomery! Whats in the box pops? In the box is uncle Monty's solid gold cock and balls cufflinks. 
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Aug 4, 2014 20:28
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what did you get me you cheap old fart
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Aug 4, 2014 20:29
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The only thing I ever inherited was a short temper. gently caress YOU MONTY
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Aug 4, 2014 20:29
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Ahundredbux posted:do i have to pay inheritance tax on my claim ? The good thing about antique condoms is that they are reusable. I hope that these give you as much joy as they did Monty. 
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Aug 4, 2014 20:29
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Did uncle monty leave me anything other than broken and confused?
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Aug 4, 2014 20:30
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give me my inheritance you son of a bitch
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Aug 4, 2014 20:30
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I want what's coming to me. 
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Aug 4, 2014 20:30
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Quickscope420dad posted:If you leave me your Mumford & Sons records I'm totally going to start a media campaign about how you abused me as a child Apparently this device is highly effective for controlling masturbation impulse. Please be careful. 
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Aug 4, 2014 20:31
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:Apparently this device is highly effective for controlling masturbation impulse. Please be careful. hey Melchior wanna trade
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Aug 4, 2014 20:32
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Silver Vision posted:uncle monty touched me inappropriately It was just his way of showing fondness. Please accept the family brain jars as way of compensation. 
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Aug 4, 2014 20:32
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I have been on hospice nurse duty for 9 days now What did I get for watching these people slowly die
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Aug 4, 2014 20:32
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Alberto Basalm posted:did Uncle have a liquor cabinet or a tobacco humidor or anything I just wanna get f*cked up He sure did, but you're not getting that you're getting his private photography collection. Monty is pictured on the left his moustache was always splendid. 
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Aug 4, 2014 20:33
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uncle monty always told me he wanted me to fly and that anime is bad
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Aug 4, 2014 20:36
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Chafey posted:i'm all bloated and farty so having an uncle dying is probably a sign my day is only going to get better Monty won Belgium in a game of cards, I was hoping as a doting nephew I would get this but no matter, it's yours now. 
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Aug 4, 2014 20:36
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In Drywall posted:uncle monty, i loved you He loved you too but I can't help wonder if your inheritance of Monty's antique salad forks is a subtle hint that you need to lay off the pies. 
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