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BigBoss posted:~see u at da crossroadz~ Congratulations you are now the legal guardian of uncle Monty's son, Chester. The chicken is not part of your bequeathal. 
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Aug 4, 2014 20:44
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i will only have my portion read to me by a wise old rastafarian man
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Aug 4, 2014 20:46
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Peanut President posted:The only thing I ever inherited was a short temper. gently caress YOU MONTY Not true, Monty wanted you to enjoy his collection of antique custard. 
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Aug 4, 2014 20:47
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Business Gorillas posted:give me my inheritance you son of a bitch You have been bequeathed uncle Monty's widow, the lovely Beatrice. 
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Aug 4, 2014 20:49
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Grant DaNasty posted:I want what's coming to me. Uncle Monty was quite the sailor. Please take good care of his boat. 
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Aug 4, 2014 20:50
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When will you give up replying, will it be this post ?
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Aug 4, 2014 20:51
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i hope you share your uncles faith
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Aug 4, 2014 20:52
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Dely Apple posted:I have been on hospice nurse duty for 9 days now Monty was always fond of cats. He has left you his favourite, Suki. 
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Aug 4, 2014 20:59
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Uncle Monty and I had a tenuous relationship after he caught me in bed with aunt Ellie. My only hope is that he never had a chance to change his will
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Aug 4, 2014 20:59
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tomstuart posted:uncle monty always told me he wanted me to fly and that anime is bad And fly you shall. Uncle Monty bequeathed you his opium.  And a rather splendid pipe to smoke it with. 
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Aug 4, 2014 21:03
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Not a Children posted:Uncle Monty never took me to that ball game But he did bequeath you his horse. And what a fine steed she is. 
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Aug 4, 2014 21:12
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The friend of the dead who knows the facts is likely to think that the words of the speaker fall short of his knowledge and of his wishes; another who is not so well informed, when he hears of anything which surpasses his own powers, will be envious and will suspect exaggeration. However, since our ancestors have set the seal of their approval upon the practice, I must obey, and to the utmost of my power shall endeavor to satisfy the wishes and beliefs of all who hear me. An instrument now stilled. Let me call him that! For he was an artist, and what he was, he was only through art. The thorns of life had wounded him deeply, and as the shipwrecked man clutches the saving shore, he flew to your arms, oh wondrous sister of the good and true, comforter in affliction, the art that comes from on high! Friends and comrades, the light has gone out of our lives and there is darkness everywhere. I do not know what to tell you and how to say it. We will not run to him for advise and seek solace from him, and that is a terrible blow, not to me only, but to you also. The light has gone out, I said, and yet I was wrong. For the light that shone was no ordinary light. The light that has illumined these many years will illumine for many more years, and a thousand years later that light will still be seen. For that light represented the living truth, the eternal truths, reminding us of the right path, drawing us from error, taking us to freedom.
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Aug 4, 2014 21:18
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Uncle Monty had me on the ignore list
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Aug 4, 2014 21:22
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bonus hole boy posted:i will only have my portion read to me by a wise old rastafarian man Come yah mi yout, Monty gi yi a whole heap a ganja fi been a righteous bredren, seen? 
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Aug 4, 2014 21:22
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im not even related
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Aug 4, 2014 21:22
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Only the good die young. Monty was not young.
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Aug 4, 2014 21:23
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Robot Uprising posted:When will you give up replying, will it be this post ? Perhaps. Whilst in the orient Monty picked up this rather charming puzzle box. Enjoy. 
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Aug 4, 2014 21:23
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Davincie posted:i hope you share your uncles faith No but Monty wanted you to share his, you can have his Koran, allahu akbar. 
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Aug 4, 2014 21:26
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never trust an elf posted:Uncle Monty and I had a tenuous relationship after he caught me in bed with aunt Ellie. My only hope is that he never had a chance to change his will I'm sure he didn't hold a grudge at all. As for your bequeathal Monty was insistent you have what is left of his third wife aunt Ellie. A tragic accident. 
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Aug 4, 2014 21:32
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I also regretted never getting a chance to visit uncle Monty, but every time I tried to call and make plans he was babbling incoherently and some woman would be crying the background... oh well, he's in a better place now.
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Aug 4, 2014 21:34
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stay safe poverty ghost
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Aug 4, 2014 21:35
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I hope Monty is in hell that crotchety old human being
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Aug 4, 2014 21:36
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My grandpa fought with his in one of the World War II CYOA threads one time
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Aug 4, 2014 21:36
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I'll always remember the time Monty and I killed and ate a man under that overpass.
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Aug 4, 2014 21:38
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ArmZ posted:The friend of the dead who knows the facts is likely to think that the words of the speaker fall short of his knowledge and of his wishes; another who is not so well informed, when he hears of anything which surpasses his own powers, will be envious and will suspect exaggeration. However, since our ancestors have set the seal of their approval upon the practice, I must obey, and to the utmost of my power shall endeavor to satisfy the wishes and beliefs of all who hear me. What an eloquent send-off, I have no doubt we are all moved to tears and it is therefore only fitting that you receive a tremendous reward. You get Monty's dildo. 
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Aug 4, 2014 21:38
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i hope i get something as good as the last guy
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Aug 4, 2014 21:42
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may i have the gift of laughter and a sense that the world is mad?
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Aug 4, 2014 21:43
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Skrill.exe posted:Uncle Monty had me on the ignore list I'm sorry you feel that way but I for one can't think of a better recipient of Monty's original 1978 collection of Battlestar Galactica figurines. 
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Aug 4, 2014 21:44
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Hated that dude in life, hate him in death; gimme my poo poo.
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Aug 4, 2014 21:45
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Over There posted:im not even related Then this is a loving outrage. How dare he bequeath his one ring to a non blood relative. 
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Aug 4, 2014 21:47
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GYPSUM STOP. I MERELY TRANSMIGRATED MY SPIRIT TO THIS YOUNG FORM. STOP THIS AT ONCE.
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Aug 4, 2014 21:49
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Doug Sisk posted:Only the good die young. Monty was not young. Nor was he good. I implore you to do the right thing with your bequeathed battalion of child soldiers. 
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Aug 4, 2014 21:56
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I know its been years, Uncle, but don't you remember me?
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Aug 4, 2014 21:59
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Cesar Cedeno posted:I also regretted never getting a chance to visit uncle Monty, but every time I tried to call and make plans he was babbling incoherently and some woman would be crying the background... Most likely that was his nurse. She's yours now, to help you with any... ailments. 
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Aug 4, 2014 21:59
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monty was muggle scum
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Aug 4, 2014 22:02
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Mons Hubris posted:stay safe poverty ghost Congratulations for saying the magic words. Monty instructed me to bequeath all his treasure to the first person to do so. 
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Aug 4, 2014 22:05
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Monty was a great man, and an even better hooker. We'll all miss him.
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Aug 4, 2014 22:16
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I had my eye on that dildo for years
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Aug 4, 2014 22:17
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Remember the DEAL we had, Uncle Monty. 
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