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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Straker posted:

yeah saw this months ago when it was published, it's like whoa you mean to tell me the food people have primarily been gorging themselves on for thousands of years generally isn't bad for us and it's just hipsters and yoga moms being bitches????

also, i have sex with lots of girls

yeah, when i think urban, trend-seeking twenty-somethings, I think "gluten intolerance"

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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

RonMexicosPitbull posted:

You serious? Its the new thing for people who are too lazy to be vegan but still want to be special.

if it were 2006 this might be true

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

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