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pigster
Dec 15, 2009

I'm a pretty big guy and I think that short people aren't as good as tall ones.

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pixelbaron
Mar 18, 2009

~ Notice me, Shempai! ~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPy8Z5m5zh4

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth
short and tall people are worse than telekeneticly mobile floating giant brains.

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW
short people are dumber cuz there brains are closer to the ground

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
I'm normal height which is the best because everything is designed to work for me.

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

pigster posted:

I'm a pretty big guy and I think that short people aren't as good as tall ones.

Same, but also I'm gay

Bloopsy
Jun 1, 2006

you have been visited by the Tasty Garlic Bread. you will be blessed by having good Garlic Bread in your life time, but only if you comment "ty garlic bread" in the thread below
I'm short and this is true. We're pretty loving bad.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
women care more about girth actually

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Benito Hitlerstalin posted:

women care more about girth actually

if that were true, virgoons wouldn't exist

Erostratus
Jun 18, 2011

by R. Guyovich
Can't we just all get along and hate fat people in harmony?

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Ramsus posted:

I'm normal height which is the best because everything is designed to work for me.

pigster
Dec 15, 2009

Nameless Dread posted:

Can't we just all get along and hate fat people in harmony?
Fat people are the loving worst H T H.

www
Aug 4, 2010

imagine waking up and being short AND fat

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

www posted:

imagine waking up and being short AND fat

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

You know else was loving short



that's right

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
op would've made a horrible tunnel rat in 'Nam.

BadLlama
Jan 13, 2006

true

Cannonballoon
Jul 25, 2007

how short we talkin here op

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

After the apocalypse being short and fat will be best and my intricate knowledge of the walking dead will ensure I have a harem on lock

feller
Jul 5, 2006


big gay more like

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Excelzior posted:

You know else was loving short



that's right

putin too.

Also i like short, little, and tall people all alike.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



tall people would be ok of they had to stand in the back by law but they never do

short people are invisible so who really cares

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

gggiiimmmppp posted:

short people are invisible so who really cares

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Shall I post the randy newman song?

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



short people make up for their lack of size with their enhanced utility and double-jointed wrists

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Business Gorillas posted:

short people make up for their lack of height with their extra complaining and double-jointed napoleon complex

Kibbles n Shits
Apr 8, 2006

burgerpug.png


Fun Shoe
suck it, shorts

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
short privilege is not being constantly asked to reach things on high shelves

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

short privilege is being bad and dumb and welcome to step aside for much more important normal height + tall people

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
i just walk through them

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



short privilege is being able to successfully cosplay as JRR Tolkien characters like "Sexy Bilbo" or "Sexy Gimli"

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
About how big are you, OP? I'm about 40 feet tall, so...

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
I'm average and all my clothes fit perfectly at all the stores in the mall (except layne bryant)

Sinding Johansson
Dec 1, 2006
STARVED FOR ATTENTION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apnRojgtmXs&t=0m13s

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

pigster posted:

I'm a pretty big guy and I think that short people aren't as good as tall ones.

Prince is exponentially better than you and he is like 5'2"

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

We've done this thread every month for the last 3 months you unoriginal fuckup

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



I was pretty surprised to find in crusader kings ii that I could appoint a midget from my court as court dwarf and that unlike the court jester this prestigious appointment would improve his opinion of me

it got me out of a tight spot that one time when tall and short came together as one to crush some bastard cousin's rebellion

gingerberger
Jun 20, 2014

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

Business Gorillas posted:

short privilege is being able to successfully cosplay as JRR Tolkien characters like "Sexy Bilbo" or "Sexy Gimli"

Is there an "unsexy gimli"?

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Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

hang all short people, but you can't cause the gallows weren't designed for such tiny people

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