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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



this thread is simple, pick a category of question and i ask you a question from that category

Categories
:burger:FOOD:burger:
:cabot:NATURE:cabot:
:iamafag:FAVORITES:iamafag:
:ranbowdash:GOONS:ranbowdash:
:tutbutt:ADULTS ONLY:tutbutt:
:radcat:GORILLA MAN'S CHOICE:radcat:


those that do not answer their first question or don't want to will be given a GORILLA CHALLENGE. if they do not do the GORILLA CHALLENGE, they will be forever shamed.


Business Gorillas fucked around with this message at 22:07 on Aug 5, 2014

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Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
im gay

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

ADULTS ONLY

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Favorites for 200

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002


same

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

GORILLA MAN'S CHOICE

Holy John
Apr 21, 2008
FOOD

les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008
nature

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
:gas:

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:




this is not a category of question


:tutbutt:ADULTS ONLY:tutbutt:
how much do you think is a reasonable amount to pay for a blowjob from a whore? (for all intents and purposes, imagine this whore is an average-looking woman with normal teeth)


Don Tacorleone posted:

Favorites for 200
:iamafag:FAVORITES:iamafag:
what is your favorite quadrant of day to take a poo poo? your choices are:
- Morning (6am-12pm)
- Afternoon (1201pm-6pm)
- Evening (601pm-12am)
- Twilight (1201am-6am)

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
You can ask me anything you like, gorilla man

QCIC
Feb 10, 2011

die Stimme der Energie
gorilla choice

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

gimmie :burger:FOOD:burger:

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Business Gorillas posted:

:iamafag:FAVORITES:iamafag:
what is your favorite quadrant of day to take a poo poo? your choices are:
- Morning (6am-12pm)
- Afternoon (1201pm-6pm)
- Evening (601pm-12am)
- Twilight (1201am-6am)

Morning (6am-12pm)
because my logs are the thickest and juiciests and they feel GREAT in my anus

Boosh, I'm killing it, finally a game I'm good at! Thank you Business Gorillas, you're looking marvelous today by the way

*walks proudly back to desk*

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

ask better questions faglord

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Potent Potables

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

:tutbutt:ADULTS ONLY:tutbutt:
how much do you think is a reasonable amount to pay for a blowjob from a whore? (for all intents and purposes, imagine this whore is an average-looking woman with normal teeth)

1 bitcoin, seriously though like $40 bucks (includes tip)

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003
adults only

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
My body is ready. :burger:FOOD:burger: me

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

nature

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

adults only

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Feranon posted:

GORILLA MAN'S CHOICE
:radcat:GORILLA MAN'S CHOICE:radcat:
you are thrown into a vat of radioactive soft drink of your choice, gaining the unappealing superpower of having to sweat that soft drink out of your pores as opposed to normal sweat for the rest of yoru life. what soft drink do you choose?

:burger:FOOD:burger:
what is your default restaurant for a first date? an online menu would be a good idea

:cabot:NATURE:cabot:
what is the animal that you are most sexually attracted to? post a pic of this animal in a suggestive pose

:black101:GORILLA MAN CHALLENGE:black101:
write a letter of apology to a goon of your choice whose probate and/or ban that you thought was unnecessary. this letter must be at least one paragraph long and posted itt

Crow Jane posted:

You can ask me anything you like, gorilla man
:radcat:GORILLA MAN'S CHOICE:radcat:
assuming you had to get mechanical tentacles, would you rather have them replace your legs (two large tentacles), arms (four medium tentacles), or hair (hundreds of very small tentacles)

QCIC posted:

gorilla choice
:radcat:GORILLA MAN'S CHOICE:radcat:
what race of girlfriend/boyfriend would your parents be most offended of you bringing home?

:burger:FOOD:burger:
you have to eat a complete 1.5 pounds of condiment off of the person of your choice. what condiment do you choose and why? (for the sake of convenience, limit your choices to anything that you would normally find on a burger, hot dog, or sundae)

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Business Gorillas posted:

:radcat:GORILLA MAN'S CHOICE:radcat:

king salmon
Oct 30, 2011

by Cowcaster
GORILLA MAN'S CHOICE

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Business Gorillas posted:


:radcat:GORILLA MAN'S CHOICE:radcat:

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Business Gorillas posted:

:radcat:GORILLA MAN'S CHOICE:radcat:
assuming you had to get mechanical tentacles, would you rather have them replace your legs (two large tentacles), arms (four medium tentacles), or hair (hundreds of very small tentacles)

Hair, definitely. Probably easier to manage than what I have now.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Cyber-Medusa hair would be cool

e:

Al Cowens fucked around with this message at 02:03 on Aug 5, 2014

les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008

Business Gorillas posted:

:cabot:NATURE:cabot:
what is the animal that you are most sexually attracted to? post a pic of this animal in a suggestive pose

human

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Business Gorillas posted:

:burger:FOOD:burger:
you have to eat a complete 1.5 pounds of condiment off of the person of your choice. what condiment do you choose and why? (for the sake of convenience, limit your choices to anything that you would normally find on a burger, hot dog, or sundae)

If chocolate syrup counts since you mentioned a sundae, I'll go with that. I'm sure I would enjoy eating 1.5 pounds of chocolate syrup off Scarlett Johansson. She might not though.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Grant DaNasty posted:

If chocolate syrup counts since you mentioned a sundae, I'll go with that. I'm sure I would enjoy eating 1.5 pounds of chocolate syrup off Scarlett Johansson. She might not though.

this but with gabe newell

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
:radcat:GORILLA MAN'S CHOICE:radcat:

les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008

Grant DaNasty posted:

If chocolate syrup counts since you mentioned a sundae, I'll go with that. I'm sure I would enjoy eating 1.5 pounds of chocolate syrup off Scarlett Johansson. She might not though.

why wouldn't you pick nuts or something that wouldn't make you vomit all over ScarJo immediately afterwards

you guys are bad at this

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.
:radcat:GORILLA MAN'S CHOICE:radcat:

I choose this, because Gorilla Man is the goddamn poo poo and can ask me anything he likes.

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
GORILLA MAN'S CHOICE

cayse i dont care what its about im happy to chat to YOU gorolla

Holy John
Apr 21, 2008

Business Gorillas posted:

:burger:FOOD:burger:
what is your default restaurant for a first date? an online menu would be a good idea

http://www.goldencorral.com/menu/

anywhere I can bring my waifu and not be the most awkward person there works, really

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Al Cowens posted:

Cyber-Medusa hair would be cool

e:


Op, requesting this be a non tween cleavage thread

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Adults only with a food twist

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

Business Gorillas posted:


:iamafag:FAVORITES:iamafag:


les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008
what's the prize
and can i win it

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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



bigzak posted:

adults only
:tutbutt:ADULTS ONLY:tutbutt:
which of the following sex acts do you think is the most degrading and why?
- anal
- oral
- doggystyle

Al Cowens posted:

My body is ready. :burger:FOOD:burger: me
:burger:FOOD:burger:
let's say that you're the head of the WHO and you can airdrop 15 tons of the food of your choice into subsaharan africa. what food do you choose?

:cabot:NATURE:cabot:
you are stripped naked and locked up in a zoo for 6 months. which exhibit do you choose to live in and why? (let's assume that you still get fed, but you get fed what the animals eat)

:tutbutt:ADULTS ONLY:tutbutt:
you are chosen to videotape a porn video of your family. what members of your family do you choose for the final act?
:siren:BONUS ROUND:siren:: DRAW THE SEX SCENE IN MSPAINT

Putty posted:

GORILLA MAN'S CHOICE
:radcat:GORILLA MAN'S CHOICE:radcat:
what anime would you make illegal if you had the chance?

ENSENDA CURES MAIL posted:

GORILLA MAN'S CHOICE
:radcat:GORILLA MAN'S CHOICE:radcat:
what is the one type of drug you've said that you've always wanted to try, but have constantly found excuses to chicken out at the last moment when offered it?

nutranurse posted:

GORILLA MAN'S CHOICE
:radcat:GORILLA MAN'S CHOICE:radcat:
if you had the ability to, which fruit or vegetable would you make poisonous? what would the symptoms of the poison in this fruit or vegetable be?

ChairmanMeow posted:

GORILLA MAN'S CHOICE
:radcat:GORILLA MAN'S CHOICE:radcat:
exactly how drunk would you have to be to seriously consider trying out a gloryhole?

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