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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Porn versions of Classic Novels [NSFW]
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!!
Oct 27, 2007

:slick: :slick: :slick: :slick:
also the stranger lol

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Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:

already a thing http://www.amazon.com/Bi-Curious-George-An-Unauthorized-Parody/dp/1604332832

good!

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Fister Ardennes
Apr 25, 2008

War is not the answer but it sure is fun
 Cuck of the Planet of the Apes

APE HAS CUCKED APE!

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Cannonballoon
Jul 25, 2007

 Troon Grit

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yo mamma a Horus
Apr 7, 2008

Nap Ghost
the old man and the semen

Homothello

of dykes and men

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
How about some classic science fiction?

Stranger In A Strange Man
CockRingworld
Ender's Gay
Fahrenheit 69
Slutterhouse Five
Do Androids Wet Dream Of Electric Sheep?
Scat's Cradle
Starship Poopers
The Moon Is A Horny Mistress
The Whore Of The Worlds
Childhood's Rear End
The Scrote In God's Eye

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Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
Henrika Ibsen - A Troon's House

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Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

 anyone say "Mein Cock" yet?

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Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005
 Atlas Tugged (on his cock)

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haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


 The Count of Monty's Fist Hole

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haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


 A Midsummer Night's Wet Dream

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Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005
 The Diary of a Young Slut

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Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005
 The Giver (of blowjobs)

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Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005
 Gaylord of the Guys

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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:

E.Nigma posted:

Cuck of the Planet of the Apes

APE HAS CUCKED APE!

Beneath the Penis of the Apes

edit: The Dark Dick Rises

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
 Fisting for Algernon

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Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005
 One Flew Over the Cuckold's Nest

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
 Where the red fuzz grows

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Subliminal Sauce
Apr 6, 2010

Spreading freedom and spreading it thick; that's just a thing us right-wing nutjobs do!
The Brothers Shareahotsauce (enema)

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Machai
Feb 21, 2013

 Harry Cooter and the Order of the Penis

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
 Romeo and Juggette
Of Muffs and Mensies

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Zochness
May 13, 2009

I AM James Bond.
Pillbug
The Gapes of Wrath

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DonJNavarro
Aug 16, 2000
I am so smart!....S-M-R-T!

:dukedog:
Charlottes Wet
The Wank in the Willows
Oliver TittyTwist
The Cockblock of Notre Dame
White Bang
Crime and rear end Punishment

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MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Zochness posted:

The Gapes of Wrath
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darkerthantheday
Jul 21, 2007
Yeah, if you want to spray your shirt…with documents!
Classic? Not really.
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yo mamma a Horus
Apr 7, 2008

Nap Ghost

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snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005
 gaymalazan

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

 les jizzerables

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

 knobinson crusoe

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

 the count of monte fisto

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One Swell Foop
Aug 5, 2010

I'm afraid we have no time for codes and manners.
Wuthering Lengths

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tdrules
Jan 12, 2014
 One Hundred Years of Getting Screwed

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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

 A Confederacy of Cunts

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Machai
Feb 21, 2013

 Lovely Boners

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Zochness
May 13, 2009

I AM James Bond.
Pillbug

nutranurse posted:



:):hf::)

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

 Dongbie's Donghouse where wieners are all thick and juicy

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

 Mary Shelley's Wankenstein

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milktwice
Feb 15, 2012
 how to cuck friends and alienate people

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rejutka
May 28, 2004

by zen death robot
The Compleat Sure Cock Holmes

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les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

les fleurs du mall fucked around with this message at 16:27 on Aug 5, 2014

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