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Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
Some of my favorites:

God Emperor of Poon - Frank Pervert
Mary Shelley's Frankencock
Fahrenheit #69 - Ray Badberry
Great Sexpectations - Gnarles Dickings
Draculatinas #5 - Bram Stroker
Uncle Tom's Anus - Hairy Bitch Stowned
A Mid-hummer Knight's Cream - Billy Shakeshisspear
20,000 Leagues Into Her rear end - Jewels Burn

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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Apollodorus
Feb 13, 2010

TEST YOUR MIGHT
:patriot:

QCIC posted:

The Dilziad
The Little Dilziad
:hist101:

QCIC posted:

The Odyssemen
The Analid
:hist101:

Easyrod's Theogasm.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Blood Meridian or the Evening Redness in the rear end in a top hat

chaymie
Apr 5, 2008
Measure For Pleasure
Much Ado About Nutting
A Mid-Summer Night's Creampie
The Merchant of Penis
rear end. You Like It.
King Dong
Dick II
Horny IV
Horny V
Horny VI
Horny VIII
Tits Androgynous
Homo and Julius
Julius Pleaser
Rackbeth
King Rear

MotherFuckingT-REX
Feb 8, 2011

I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT
I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT
much ado about nothing is already a sexual innuendo- literally "much ado about vagina", hth

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Help! There's A Confederacy Of Dunces In My Mom!

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

A Heartbreaking Work Of Staggering Anal Sluts Backdoor Bonanza 4

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
The Nudeonomicon
The In-mouth Taint
The Coloureds in my Space.
The Moon-bonk
The Jerking Fear
The Dongwich Horror

Rapman the Cook fucked around with this message at 13:20 on Aug 11, 2014

Pikachu
Feb 6, 2010

DANGER DANGER
HIGH VOLTAGE
Holes

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Choke

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
a day in the wife of ivan denisovich

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
The Curious Incident of the Dong in the Night-time

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Extremely Loud And Incredibly Penis

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



The Whores

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene

Hold the gently caress on does she have a sex tape? I need the source material for research purposes.

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

The Creaming of Twat 49

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

did anyone say 'On the Chode'?

On the Chode

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Nameless_Steve
Oct 18, 2010

"There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."

poopzilla posted:

did anyone say 'On the Chode'?

On the Chode

by Jack-off Kerouac-off

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Nameless_Steve posted:

by Jack-off Kerouac-off

you're going too far for this joke

Jack Kerowack

Nameless_Steve
Oct 18, 2010

"There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."
a loser is me.

Captain Hotbutt
Aug 18, 2014

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003

Machai posted:


Cuckleberry Finn



dear god

visceril
Feb 24, 2008
I know cuck is getting really old now, but I always chuckle when I see Cuckleberry Finn.

To contribute:

The Hungry Gays Trilogy
The Son Also Rises
A Moveable Teat
She Slurps to Conquer

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's oval office


The Prince in the Pooper

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013
Pud Meridian: Or the Gleaming Red Mast in the Wet

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009



I can't stop laughing. These are fantastic.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

I'm dying lmao

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014

Sharzak posted:

Hold the gently caress on does she have a sex tape? I need the source material for research purposes.

If by "she" you mean the porn actress pictured here (who looks absolutely nothing like Scarlet Johannsen), then yes, she most definitely has a sex tape or two...

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Niric
Jul 23, 2008


The original title is dirtier: "Nothing" was Elizabethan slang for vagina (having "no-thing") :eng101:

Niric fucked around with this message at 22:16 on Aug 19, 2014

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Anal Farm

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Bread Set Jettison
Jan 8, 2009

Atlas Shagged by Ayn Randy

The Fountain of Head by Ayn Randy

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