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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Egg salad and nutella sandwich, a banana dipped in dijon mayonnaise, the possibilities are endless and I am now taking requests for tomorrow's lunch. I dont pay for food and have no problems throwing away entire bags of prepared food daily and I will try anything once. Whatever piques my interest and is readily available will be crafted, consumed and reviewed

Must be items from the lunch room. No poo poo

BONE DOG fucked around with this message at 03:52 on Aug 5, 2014

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Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

dice a whole red onion. put on bread. eat. don't brush teeth for the rest of the day.

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994
I think the op just toxxed himself into eating his own poo poo

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Saalkin posted:

dice a whole red onion. put on bread. eat. don't brush teeth for the rest of the day.

This is good what kind of bread

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
Eat a pound of dirt.

With your hands, like an animal.

ASSASSINS!
Jan 2, 2009
keyboard goop

Medium Cool
Dec 27, 2006

Yr sister is a beauty when she's naked
Grimey Drawer
make and eat a poo

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

mookface posted:

This is good what kind of bread

banana

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
a jar of jelly

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Nutella and sriracha sandwich then kill yourself

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

You might have to settle for cinnamon raisin but I will use banana if available

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
fish roe stuffed with spam, with a can of blueberry pie filling poured over top, covered in a thick layer of sriracha, and honey, all baked in a store bought piecrust glazed with the fat from a chicken in a can.

film and post yourself eating it.

alternativly just grab one of every thing chew it spit it out until you can mix it all together then eat the food spit slime l

TOILETLORD fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Aug 5, 2014

PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010
i saw some dried frogs in a styrofoam container at an international food store.

dried frogs + marshmallow creme please.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

dontcareaboutname posted:

fish roe stuffed with spam, with a can of blueberry pie filling poured over top, covered in a thick layer of sriracha, and honey, all baked in a store bought piecrust glazed with the fat from a chicken in a can.

film and post yourself eating it.

They don't have all that goop man

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





recreate a doobie dog

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
Eat a jar of petroleum jelly

Or a kitchen sponge

Eat it, pussy

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

mookface posted:

They don't have all that goop man

read my edit or just get one of every thing chew it spit it out mix it eat the slime goop.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

a shrimp, peanut butter and ketchup taco.

also make, film and eat something from this thread every week make youtube money.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Saalkin posted:

a shrimp, peanut butter and ketchup taco.

also make, film and eat something from this thread every week make youtube money.

Eat this, then eat a fork

Empty a spraycan of Pam into a jar, then drink it.

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013
Marinade the most expensive sirloin you can afford in the cheapest grape soda you can find. Cook it medium rare and serve it over Frosted Flakes with a Pabst Blue Ribbon and Capri-Sun cocktail with a Fruit Gusher garnish to drink.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

SunAndSpring posted:

Marinade the most expensive sirloin you can afford in the cheapest grape soda you can find. Cook it medium rare and serve it over Frosted Flakes with a Pabst Blue Ribbon and Capri-Sun cocktail with a Fruit Gusher garnish to drink.

I do not have kitchen access but odd combinations of regular cafeteria items are what we are going for here

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
just glue 10 taco shells together with a mix of tuna and peanut butter.

Death By Yogurt
Apr 3, 2007

mookface posted:

Egg salad and nutella sandwich, a banana dipped in dijon mayonnaise, the possibilities are endless and I am now taking requests for tomorrow's lunch. I dont pay for food and have no problems throwing away entire bags of prepared food daily and I will try anything once. Whatever piques my interest and is readily available will be crafted, consumed and reviewed

Must be items from the lunch room. No poo poo

make a cocktail of all the liquids kept under the sink

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013

mookface posted:

I do not have kitchen access but odd combinations of regular cafeteria items are what we are going for here

You lied to me. You said you would make and eat whatever I wanted you to for lunch. I hope your dick gets bitten by a rabid dog and then after you contract rabies someone pants you and says, "LOOK AT MOOKFACE, HE HAS DICK RABIES."

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011
Why would I want you to eat anything but your own poo poo?

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Tomorrow I will pack a banana or raisin bread and red onion sandwich and eat it

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
get 100 hard boiled eggs and tell everyone you are going o do the cool hand luke challenge.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
Take an entire thing of your choice of salad dressing and drink a tall, room temperature glass of it

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

dude this doesn't work unless you tell us what's available

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
PB&Tuna on Rye.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
just walk up to someone say nothing take their lunch and eat it in silence staring at them never break eye contact.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

a hole-y ghost posted:

dude this doesn't work unless you tell us what's available

Tomorrow I will get the nutritional information sheet so all options can be explored

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005
you are what you eat

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
Pack yourself an ice cream sandwich on wheat bread. Eat it five hours later.

sounds pretty tough
May 17, 2012

Being an asshole is just part of my manly essence
mix the jello with some sloppy joe or equally liquidy meats

use it as dip for some doritos

ReptileChillock
Jan 7, 2014

by Lowtax
Swap.avi sandwich

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

redshirt posted:

PB&Tuna on Rye.

Now you're thinking

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

a pound of salt

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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a jar of cinnamon

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TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
i box of wine.

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