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turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW
is it a gay act if you are not gay?

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turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW
gas

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

gay for pay

aegof
Mar 2, 2011

You can probably talk him up to five

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

poo poo I only got $200 from some big fat business guy in college to suck my dick.

I spent the money on lap dances. It was sweet little circle of life moment

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
bite off his dick, charge him 800 to get it back.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Just suck the dick you fag

9goats dead
Mar 25, 2010

BEAUTIFUL! GORGEOUS! EXCITING!
let him suck your dick, and when he's doing it rub your fingers through his hair, kiss him a little, i don't know. don't be a puss.

aegof
Mar 2, 2011

9goats dead posted:

let him suck your dick, and when he's doing it rub your fingers through his hair, kiss him a little, i don't know. don't be a puss.

woah hey, he might be one of those guys who gets off on impersonal, mercenary sex. better to just pretend he isn't there, play a video game or something

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
i don't think i could maintain an erection with a dude sucking on my dick so i don't think they would be getting their money's worth but caveat emptor and all that

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

I don't understand the question.

Is the guy offering you a $400 blowjob?
Is he offering to pay you $400 if you suck your own dick?
Is he going to pay you $400 and suck your dick?

e: if it's the last one DON'T DO IT he is planning to bite your dick off and sell it for $4000 dollars on the black market

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
is he german? he might want to cut off and eat your dick.

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
let him place it in your naughty area

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."

Neurosis posted:

i don't think i could maintain an erection with a dude sucking on my dick so i don't think they would be getting their money's worth but caveat emptor and all that

What if he let you watch a movie of your choice during and you didn't have to look down and the movie had some really hot babes

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

I got these cheeseburgers

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW

a hole-y ghost posted:

I don't understand the question.

Is the guy offering you a $400 blowjob?
Is he offering to pay you $400 if you suck your own dick?
Is he going to pay you $400 and suck your dick?

e: if it's the last one DON'T DO IT he is planning to bite your dick off and sell it for $4000 dollars on the black market
he says he wants my cock and will pay all he has for it

not gay if eyes closed pretending he a hot babe?

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka
Imagine the kind of Nvidia GeForce graphics card you could purchase with $400

Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008

a hole-y ghost posted:

I don't understand the question.

Is the guy offering you a $400 blowjob?
Is he offering to pay you $400 if you suck your own dick?
Is he going to pay you $400 and suck your dick?

e: if it's the last one DON'T DO IT he is planning to bite your dick off and sell it for $4000 dollars on the black market

I think you may be overestimating the value of the op's schlong

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

it's called being gay for pay

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW

etalian posted:

it's called being gay for pay
get paid then ungayed?

platedlizard
Aug 31, 2012

I like plates and lizards.
A bj is a bj I say, take his money, get sucked off, then get sucked off again by a hot hooker. I really don't see any negatives for you

Aurora-Capitah
Apr 29, 2014

by XyloJW
I actually had a gay friend once offer me $700 to blow me.
Being drunk and a desperate gambler I almost actually considered it.

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004

turdriver posted:

he says he wants my cock and will pay all he has for it

not gay if eyes closed pretending he a hot babe?

400 dollars is all he has?

dump that zero and get with a hero

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

just make sure his reputation is good you don't want a paypal charge back or whatever because then you got your dick sucked but you got no money!!

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
lady gaga is at it again I see

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

:gas::gas::gas::gas::gas:
:gas::gas::gas::gas::gas:
:gas::gas::gas::gas::gas:

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Suck the dick, Smashmouth

Smash Mouth suck the dick

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
Make sure he takes you to the Leafs game first

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
just let him suck ur dick, that's a lot of money

pfs Write
Jun 29, 2014

get/save/remove

turdriver posted:

not gay if eyes closed pretending he a hot babe?

have fun imagining hot babe while his stubble and manly grunting tickle your loin

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


i'm gay

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
why are you even asking, most people are happy when they get offered free blowjobs. that's like win-win right there.

Xillah
Nov 29, 2002

I paid $10 to change some guys avatar to an Oblivion Elf with giant tits just to steal this gif
It's gay but in this day and age that's not an issue. Get you knob polished and buy yourself a ps4 after your happy ending fag OP

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
OP is actually the man wanting to pay $400, and is using this forum to try and get insight into what's going through the dick-haver's mind since his request

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Don Tacorleone posted:

Suck the dick, Smashmouth

Smash Mouth suck the dick
op ill paypal u an additional $5 if u let the guy suck your dick

pool is now $405

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
If he doesn't have any mouth sores then close your eyes and stop being such a pussy.

Just get the money up front.

Chupe Raho Aurat
Jun 22, 2011

by Lowtax
$400 an inch is a pretty good rate.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.
If you aren't secure enough in your heterosexuality to allow another man to suck your dick for money then you are probably a homo.

veilo
Jul 17, 2010

Never posts
That's a really good deal.

How about you explain exactly why you're not swimming in $400's and dick sucking yet.

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Moola
Aug 16, 2006
would suck a dick for $400

would let a guy suck my dick for $400

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